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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 03-27-2012, 07:12 PM
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They are already berserk aren't they? and would also kill Russian Orthodoxes, probably - so where would they buy their weapons.
THEIR prayersystem ruined by the bell? What about their prayersystem being a cover for their terrorplans?
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 03-27-2012, 10:15 PM
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Angry Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 01-14-2013, 01:35 AM
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Look how these kids are being indoctrinated into Islam!

Just because our president's middle name is Hussein doesn't mean he's involved with Saddam Hussein! Obama isn't a terrorist and he's doing a great job running the country!
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Angry Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 01-14-2013, 01:42 AM
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Just because our president's middle name is Hussein doesn't mean he's involved with Saddam Hussein! Obama isn't a terrorist and he's doing a great job running the country!
Friend, he is no Christian. Therefore he is against God and all those that hate Jesus are Hellbound.
You are trying to tell me the Devil is not a terrorist? What is wrong with you?

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 01-12-2015, 06:53 PM
They aren't COMPLETE idiots. They did their fair share of keeping women in their place. Their problem is that they fall down when worshipping this Moo-hammered character and speak gibberish.
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 01-12-2015, 07:01 PM
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They aren't COMPLETE idiots. They did their fair share of keeping women in their place. Their problem is that they fall down when worshipping this Moo-hammered character and speak gibberish.
That's precisely what they want you to think. In reality, Muslim women are all flooseys, flashing their naughty bits at any man (or woman) with a little coin in their palm.



Don't believe me? Google it.

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