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New homoerotic Christian art from Steve Sawyer -
08-28-2009, 01:02 AM
As a BASH graduate and family man (there's a wife and five kids), Steve Sawyer produces gloriously ex-gay Christian art. It's art that True Christians™ appreciate for its edification of Jesus and its portrayal of males in paint. I certainly don't need to point out how long Landover has admired Steve's depiction of Jesus as a manly boxer.
But now, Steve Sawyer has outdone himself.
In a sublime portrait of our man's-man Lord, Steve has surrounded Jesus with a sea of floating baby dolls (and not a Mary Magdalene in sight!). It doesn't get more virile and unisexual than that, folks!
http://www.art4god.com/html/?go=product&id=brokendolls
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Re: New homoerotic Christian art from Steve Sawyer -
08-28-2009, 01:07 AM
Further evidence that Jesus has blond hair and blue eyes...Like yours truly.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: New homoerotic Christian art from Steve Sawyer -
08-28-2009, 01:13 AM
I don't think those paintings are gay at all! They just show Jesus as a compassionate, loving man. If those are gay, then this is gay.
And this is not the least bit gay! I have a copy of this hanging in my bedroom right over my bed.
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Re: New homoerotic Christian art from Steve Sawyer -
08-28-2009, 03:23 AM
The Jesus as Boxer painting is truly beautiful. This is the pinnacle of art, not that geometric porn that is Picasso. We can also toss aside the sodomite pastel flower art of the post-impressionists like Monet. What we have here is an artist that recognizes the essence of our Lord: A kick-ass Savior who plays by His own rules and is ready to lay someone to the floor if they dare oppose Him. This is not the nancy-art of papist sodomites decorating our glorious Savior in flowing robes against a puffy cloud sky holding a lamb. This is Jesus Balboa, ready to punch sinners straight into Hell for eternity!
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Re: New homoerotic Christian art from Steve Sawyer -
08-28-2009, 08:40 AM
What terrific pictures! I was skeptical before I looked at them, as the thought of a straight man painting pictures is highly dubious, but like my uncle on that grave Thanksgiving night, the power of these pictures snuck up behind me in the dark when I was least expecting it, held me down, and penetrated me. Keep up the good work, Steve!
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Re: New homoerotic Christian art from Steve Sawyer -
08-29-2009, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway
I don't think those paintings are gay at all! They just show Jesus as a compassionate, loving man. If those are gay, then this is gay.
And this is not the least bit gay! I have a copy of this hanging in my bedroom right over my bed.
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Re: New homoerotic Christian art from Steve Sawyer -
09-03-2009, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley
but like my uncle on that grave Thanksgiving night, the power of these pictures snuck up behind me in the dark when I was least expecting it, held me down, and penetrated me.
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Well that explains a lot. If that's true, it would shed some light on your homoerotic tendencies. If it's not, I'm amazed you call yourself a man of God yet display these horrid fantasies.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: New homoerotic Christian art from Steve Sawyer -
09-03-2009, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by GLORYless troll
Well that explains a lot. If that's true, it would shed some light on your homoerotic tendencies. If it's not, I'm amazed you call yourself a man of God yet display these horrid fantasies.
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Were do you get anything sexual about Brother Wash's statement? The accusation he is gay is absurd since he has three childern with his wife.
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Re: New homoerotic Christian art from Steve Sawyer -
09-03-2009, 11:54 PM
That's right, gays don't have children. No one has ever actually been gay, and married regardless? I feel bad for his wife.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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