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11-11-2009, 01:44 AM
This is the sort of thing that would happen if there were really evilution. Do we see this happen? No.
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12-14-2009, 03:27 AM
I'm sorry, but I am slightly confused by this... If someone could please provide scripture then that would be great:
Mathematics teachers and other believers in Pi
In the Bible Pi is a neat 3 (reflecting the trinity, no doubt) while math teachers believe it is an ugly, messy 3.14159. Despite some legal attempts in some state legislatures to return it to the divine purity of 3, pi has hardened its heart and refused to conform to the biblically prescribed norm.
Where in the bible does it state that the circumference of a circle is 3 times the distance of the radius.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
12-14-2009, 05:24 AM
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On the other hand, I have no such qualms and will happily point out the problem of the sun being coal-driven.
Coal burning is an aerobic reaction that consumes oxygen to form CO2 and produces heat and light.
In other words, for every molecule of carbon consumed, two molecules of oxygen are consumed, this would imply that any coal-fired sun would continually consume oxygen and thus need a consistent supply, and that the thermal effects of oxygen being consumed would be visible.
Of course, the other issue comes from the large spectrum of electromagnetic radiation from the sun that encompasses not simply the infrared and visible, but also radio, and ultraviolet spectrum, along with the occasional coronal mass ejection of highly charged particles. There are also clear signs of overall nuclear instability given a barrage of neutrinos that pass through the Earth from the Sun, which could not be produced in a simple thermal reaction like the burning of coal.
All evidence points to the sun's power supply being fusion derived, and to maintain that, it would necessitate the sun having sufficent mass to drive it, and thus, sufficent distance to ensure the gravity of such a massive object would not pull the Earth into the Sun.
I suppose I could also point out that scripture really doesn't mention anything regarding the composition of the Sun... I'm not entirely certain of that, but I'm fairly sure it's not mentioned at all in the entire Bible.
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Blah blah blah blah blah
All of what you mentioned are just nonsensical musings created by the minds of feeble, mortal men. When it comes to choosing between the word of God as written in the KJV 1611 and Carl Satan, I gotta go with God.
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
12-14-2009, 10:53 AM
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I'm sorry, but I am slightly confused by this... If someone could please provide scripture then that would be great:
Mathematics teachers and other believers in Pi
In the Bible Pi is a neat 3 (reflecting the trinity, no doubt) while math teachers believe it is an ugly, messy 3.14159. Despite some legal attempts in some state legislatures to return it to the divine purity of 3, pi has hardened its heart and refused to conform to the biblically prescribed norm.
Where in the bible does it state that the circumference of a circle is 3 times the distance of the radius.
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Read the Bible. 2 Chronicles 4:2
Also he made a molten sea of ten cubits from brim to brim, round in compass, and five cubits the height thereof; and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.
How much is thirty divided by ten?
Duh...
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
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12-14-2009, 08:31 PM
But Pi is only a number. It is not a sentient being and therefore has no heart to harden. A number is just that, a number. A number cannot be changed to anything more then what it is equal, just as 1+1 can never equal three. If you were to make a circle with a diameter of 10 "cubits" of equal size then the circumference would not be complete with only 30 cubits of the same size. If you do not believe this then try it for yourselves with properly correct measurements and you will see what I am saying. Pi is 3.14159265... because the circumference of a circle IS equal to 3.14159265... times the diameter. There is no corruption or falsehood behind this. It is just what Pi is equal to.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
12-14-2009, 08:48 PM
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But Pi is only a number. It is not a sentient being and therefore has no heart to harden. A number is just that, a number. A number cannot be changed to anything more then what it is equal, just as 1+1 can never equal three.
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Are you saying that God could not make 1+1 = 3? 1+1 = 2 because GOD made it that way.
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If you were to make a circle with a diameter of 10 "cubits" of equal size then the circumference would not be complete with only 30 cubits of the same size. If you do not believe this then try it for yourselves with properly correct measurements and you will see what I am saying. Pi is 3.14159265... because the circumference of a circle IS equal to 3.14159265... times the diameter. There is no corruption or falsehood behind this. It is just what Pi is equal to.
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Why are you so obsessed with Pi? Do you like Pi? What do you like to do with Pi? Do you think about Pi a lot?
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12-14-2009, 09:25 PM
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Are you saying that God could not make 1+1 = 3? 1+1 = 2 because GOD made it that way.
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Physically, no, God could not make 1+1=3. You cannot add two objects together and magically get three. It is absurd. Just as Pi cannot equal 3 as it would not equal the amount the circumference of a circle is in relevance to its diameter. God can change anything in the world except numbers. 2+2 can't equal 5, 5x5 can't equal 187.43, etc...
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Why are you so obsessed with Pi? Do you like Pi? What do you like to do with Pi? Do you think about Pi a lot?
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I simply saw something that I did not agree with.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
12-14-2009, 10:55 PM
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Physically, no, God could not make 1+1=3. You cannot add two objects together and magically get three. It is absurd. Just as Pi cannot equal 3 as it would not equal the amount the circumference of a circle is in relevance to its diameter. God can change anything in the world except numbers. 2+2 can't equal 5, 5x5 can't equal 187.43, etc...
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You're denying God's greatness. That is a huge insult. Find yourself a dictionary and look up the definition of "omnipotent."
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But Pi is only a number. It is not a sentient being and therefore has no heart to harden. A number is just that, a number. A number cannot be changed to anything more then what it is equal, just as 1+1 can never equal three. If you were to make a circle with a diameter of 10 "cubits" of equal size then the circumference would not be complete with only 30 cubits of the same size. If you do not believe this then try it for yourselves with properly correct measurements and you will see what I am saying. Pi is 3.14159265... because the circumference of a circle IS equal to 3.14159265... times the diameter. There is no corruption or falsehood behind this. It is just what Pi is equal to.
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Pi is possessed by demons, that's a fact. If the Bible says that the circumference of a circle ought to be three times the diameter, then it ought to be so. The reason that it is different now is because Satan has corrupted Pi, to make the Bible look ridiculous. That is why we True Christians™ keep shouting from the rooftops that Pi is a marauding deceiver, and should not be trusted. You better heed our advice, brother, otherwise you might end up measuring the circumference of the edge of the cauldron where your skin is boiled off your bones, when you've arrived in Hell.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
12-14-2009, 11:11 PM
Haha, you can argue with/against numbers all you want, you can shout from your rooftops, you will still be wrong. Try to apply your value of Pi to anything practical and you will see firsthand the disastrous results. For me, this is an asinine point as I won't be able to help you see clearly and I have already wasted enough of my time and must return to my Shakespere studies.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
12-15-2009, 01:07 AM
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I have already wasted enough of my time and must return to my Shakespere studies.
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Speaking of wasting time...Why are you studying a dead brit queer? He didn't suffer and die (temporarily) on the cross for my sins.
Jesus did!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
12-15-2009, 08:20 AM
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Haha, you can argue with/against numbers all you want, you can shout from your rooftops, you will still be wrong. Try to apply your value of Pi to anything practical and you will see firsthand the disastrous results. For me, this is an asinine point as I won't be able to help you see clearly and I have already wasted enough of my time and must return to my Shakespere studies.
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Sigh....luckily I'm such a patient person. I'll explain it once again.
Dear friend, of course we can't use the True Value of Pi to anything nowadays, but this is because Satan has corrupted Pi. Pi was a different value during the days of Solomon.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
12-15-2009, 03:56 PM
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Why are you so obsessed with Pi? Do you like Pi? What do you like to do with Pi? Do you think about Pi a lot?
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Originally Posted by DerekB
I simply saw something that I did not agree with.
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So you "don't agree" with Pi? Are you a Pi hater, then? Most good men I know love Pi. Some women love Pi, too, but we don't stand for any of our women-folk to go off to school where those liberal professor-types teach them what to do with Pi. Pi is for men. That said, there are some men that just get confused when they see Pi and don't know what to do. Those men usually avoid the more scientific professions like engineering and end up majoring in something like drama.
So, what are you? Pro-Pi or Anti-Pi?
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
12-20-2009, 07:06 PM
Hmmm... Isn't his article satire?
Seriously?
Is he being serious?
I'm an atheist and I nearly cracked my sides reading that.
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01-04-2010, 04:49 AM
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Speaking of wasting time...Why are you studying a dead brit queer? He didn't suffer and die (temporarily) on the cross for my sins.
Jesus did!
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He did have a hand in translating the KJV bible into english.
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01-06-2010, 02:12 AM
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He did have a hand in translating the KJV bible into english.
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please someone tell me that this not be true, that Mr.Shakespeare not translates the bible cuz he woulda useds a quill pens an i not wants to thinks about what else he mite have tickleds wiv that quill, maybee even nawty ticklings an then he useds that same quills to writes lord God's name, an that woulds be a blasfeeemy!
that me ---> <--- an that be Mr.Shakespeare
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
01-06-2010, 10:24 AM
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Don't worry, Sister Petal, this atheist once again has resorted to incoherent ramblings. The original language of the 1611 KJV is English, so it would be rather stupid to translate the KJV into English, when it already is English. No sodomized ink has ever reached the Holy Pages of the True Bible before it was finished!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
01-10-2010, 03:54 AM
Oh dear I am very very sorry. I really should have searched for that pi thing before asking, but now I just don't understand how Satan could have corrupted pi, it is a value set in stone, as far as i see it.
unless we always drew ovals and never circles back then, and the devil started making us draw circles, or why doesn't god change it back or something... my HEADS ganna ASPLODE
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01-10-2010, 11:23 PM
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Oh dear I am very very sorry. I really should have searched for that pi thing before asking, but now I just don't understand how Satan could have corrupted pi, it is a value set in stone, as far as i see it.
unless we always drew ovals and never circles back then, and the devil started making us draw circles, or why doesn't god change it back or something... my HEADS ganna ASPLODE
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It's very easy, why don't you understand? In ancient times, when you measured the circumference of a perfect circle, it was exactly three times its diameter. The Satan interfered, and made the circumference/diameter ratio slightly bigger. I don't get what's your problem in understanding this.
And I suppose God didn't correct it because it was unnecessary; after all, the True Value of Pi (3) is in the Bible, so when a True Christian™ measures a circle, he will immediately realize that the value of Pi is corrupted, because it conflicts with God's word.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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01-13-2010, 03:10 AM
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Why do you talk like that. I don't mean to nitpick but that was atrocious.
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01-13-2010, 03:14 AM
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Don't worry, Sister Petal, this atheist once again has resorted to incoherent ramblings. The original language of the 1611 KJV is English, so it would be rather stupid to translate the KJV into English, when it already is English. No sodomized ink has ever reached the Holy Pages of the True Bible before it was finished!
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Also no, you are wrong.
King James 1 hired several literary masters of the time that were both widely recognized and fluent in multiple languages to translate the original texts of the bible from aramaic and hebrew into English and it was completed in 1611... hence KJV1611 bible.
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