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Default Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 11:43 AM

Thats it guys, I dont really know what else to say. Oh yeah....why the hate for black people so much? You guys need to chill out because right now youre on FIRE!!!! Im white btw. Proud Catholic, and thats NOT changing. I also speak English, not American. Get it right. Im from Westland, MI. Come to my house, ill give you the address if you really want it. I dont fear MAN, nor do I fear GOD! He is my friend! As are all men, including you. If you would just be polite to me, I would greatly appreciate that. Friends treat eachother with nicenitudes and politeness. They dont rape eachother and murder eaxhother because they dont share the same beliefs. Politeness is NOT the devils way of disguising himself. He disguises himself through religious and political warfare, drug temptation, and sexual temptation. Honestly, you guys give him too much power that he doesnt really have. You act like every little thing that I do that MIGHT constitute as a sin will guarantee Satan getting his grimy fingers on my soul. You give him WAY too much credit. God could rape Satan in the rectum hole so easily (though he wouldnt do that because then he wouldnt be God), and yet I have to worry about Satan? I dont have to worry about God either though, because He is Omnibenevolent. Im not going to HELL guys. Get over yourselves. Finally....the sin that cannot be forgiven, I.e. blaspheming the holy spirit....I ofcourse Can be forgiven because I understand right and worng. GOD is good. He is amazing!! Deep down inside your little brains though guys....You are indeed commiting this very sin! What you believe to be acts of goodness by God are actually corrupt, bile, distortions on what God is really all about. You believe that a new born baby, if not a male is a BAD thing?!! Or a black baby is a bad thing?!! You are indeed condemning Gods work when you share this belief. If anything....you will ALL burn in Hell!!!!
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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 11:48 AM

I'm sorry to tell you, but you are a heathen. People like you will burn in hell. Jesus only loves Christians like us. You need to start make things right with Jesus, friend.

Start by reading the Bible. There is still hope for you
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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 11:50 AM

How can you claim to be a Christian? You are a Mary-worshipping papist in direct contradiction to Exodus 20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
How can you claim that Jesus loves you, when you don't fear God? Ecclesiastes 12:13 Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.
I stopped reading your post at that point.
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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 11:52 AM

Jus tell me. Where in the bible does it say that black people are evil and should be hated? Get honest bro.
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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 11:54 AM

At the top of this page is a little box which says Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 12:00 PM

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Jus tell me. Where in the bible does it say that black people are evil and should be hated? Get honest bro.
Where did anyone here say they hate negros? C'mon man, can't you keep up?



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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 12:02 PM

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Jus tell me. Where in the bible does it say that black people are evil and should be hated?
Please, do not use the highly racist term "black", it's much more nicer to use neutral and politically correct terms "negra" or "nigra". Just like you would not use white about Caucasian person.

Anyway. All people were white, before the curse of Ham. It was their choice that they turned away from the image of God, as they forsook Him. Looks for the facts about Noah. Start reading the Bible from Genesis, and stop at the end of revelation. All your further questions will be answered.

It's not the end for the negra-people. It's not like they are more evil than, joos, muslimes, catlicks, hindoos, gaysexuals and such, that Jesus will throw in hell because they are not Christians. Even a negra can become an ex-negra, and be saved.

Don't be so racist, friend.
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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 12:23 PM

My name is Matthe Lancaster. I am from Westland , Mi. I attend Ss Simon and Jude Catholic church. I do NOT fully agree with what my church is all about. I am aware that it started from paganism. I am also aware that alot of catholics worship Mary. I have prayed to Mary in the past, but I stopped doing that because I know that it is ascenine. I ask Jesus almost every day to help guide my steps and help to do His will in every aspect of my life. As I am stuck in this human temple however, I know that I will still fail in His eyes, but as long as I pray to Him and ask for guidance and make a conscious effort to do His will, then I am ok for the time being. In the same respect, He cannot expect me to carry the world on my shoulders, He already has that taken care of. Meaning, I dont have to get in the way of anyone elses spiritual awakening process. If they want God, they will find Him. He is always there, it is up to them to find Him. No man can change another mans virwpoint, in the end that man must come to those terms, himself.

"Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends. As for prophecies, they will pass away; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will pass away." [ESV 1 Corinthians 13: 4-7]
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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 12:28 PM

Matthew. Not Matthe lol.
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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 12:41 PM

On your homepage it blatantly says no blacks allowed. If you coin the term black as rascist then you are blatantly admitting that you are all indeed rascist. Truth is truth. Dont think that because you believe Jesus is talking through you right now that I am in effect calling Jesus a liar. You are treasonous to His word. Jesus is NOT the liar. You are being a liar. Also I had an orgy once with 2 females. I couldnt get my manhood in full effect because I knew it was wrong. I was cheating on my current girlfriend at the time. I stopped. I will NEVER do that again. It was wrong and fulthy and I am shamed that I ever did such a thing.
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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 12:43 PM

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[ESV 1 Corinthians 13: 4-7]
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1 Corinthians 13:4-7 4 Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, 5 Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil; 6 Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth; 7 Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.


If you are unhappy with papist churches, why don't you change to a Christian church?
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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 01:01 PM

I am not unhappy with Catholicism, just like a good father is not unhappy with a son who has fallen off the wagon of righteousness. I have indeed learned alot about Jesus through my religion. I just dont pray to Mary. She was simply the childbearer of Jesus through God Almighty. The Catholic church is not perfect, indeed many of its clergy have fallen into Satans hands. God have mercy on their soul. But the people who attend my parish have always been there for me and my family, charitably. Giving the clothes off their back. Satan would never allow such a thing. God however, completely condones such acts of goodness. He looks at those people who shine and is proud to have them as His child. Thats what I believe. Im a heathen though?
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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 01:07 PM

Guys all Im saying is if Hell awaits me for believing that, then Im doomed. I am going to help all manner of men. I will be there for my brothers and sisters. You said it yourself "Jesus faces is on every man". I dont hate you guys. You guys seem like honest people, just in my opinion, misguided in your quest for good. Overzealous. Let Him do the work.
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The KJV is fine. And sorry about my rashness earlier, that was uncalled for, fueled by emotions of anger and pride.
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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 01:21 PM

Let me reiterate. I am unhappy with the way things are going in my church. But it is still my church. It is in need of reform. I dont worship the pope or Mary. I dont support pedophilia. That is disgusting. But I am happy with the good people that I have met in my parish. They arent evil . Just as apt to help me as they would help anyone else in need. If any of you were in strife on the streets in my hometown, alot of these people would stop and give you clothes and foid, and ask nothing in return.
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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 01:57 PM

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Let me reiterate. I am unhappy with the way things are going in my church. But it is still my church. It is in need of reform. I dont worship the pope or Mary. I dont support pedophilia. That is disgusting. But I am happy with the good people that I have met in my parish. They arent evil . Just as apt to help me as they would help anyone else in need. If any of you were in strife on the streets in my hometown, alot of these people would stop and give you clothes and foid, and ask nothing in return.
Most members of NAMBLA would arguably be seen as "good people" who would help you as they would help anyone else in need. The issue isn't about acts of kindness you can see, the issue is what the underlying, foundational beliefs are, and how they inspire the behavior you can't see. Worshipping Mary is bad enough, but you're supporting a church that steals babies and sells them for profit. Did you know that? You're supporting a church that sanctions rape of children by the very act of systematically and formally protecting known pedophiles. Did you know that? You're supporting a church that knows its root beliefs are pagan, and silly by today's standards, and so they seek to distract you by encouraging you to be even more humble (because a humble person would never confront his priest, would he). Did you know that? Any financial support you offer funds these things. Just sitting in that pew during the mass means you give them your approval, and encourage them to continue doing what they're doing (even the stuff you don't know about, the stuff that would enrage you if you found out - and they know that). Why not think a little harder about what this organization is really doing, then seek Jesus in the Holy Bible.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 02:20 PM

Ill give this thought some merit. I will read the bible though it may not be the KJV. I need to understand what I am blatantly reading. Im still not going to join your club of True Christians. You guys are off base. Nonetheless, you did a good job of guiding me. I feel a little less supportive of Catholicism.
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Default Re: Jesus Loves me - 06-11-2014, 02:43 PM

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Ill give this thought some merit. I will read the bible though it may not be the KJV.
Any other version of the Bible will send you to hell, they add to and diminish the true word of God. For instance, if you read from the NIV, try and find the following passages:

Matthew 12:47
Matthew 17:21
Matthew 18:11
Matthew 21:44
Matthew 23:14
Mark 7:16
Mark 9:44
Mark 9:46
Mark 11:26
Mark 15:28
Mark 16:9-20
Luke 17:36
Luke 22:44
Luke 22:43
Luke 23:17
John 5:4
John 7:53-8:11
Acts 8:37
Acts 15:34
Acts 24:7
Acts 28:29
Romans 16:24
I John 5:7

You can't? Uh oh...what does the Bible say about this:

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Most importantly read the following passage:

Galatians 1:7-9
7 Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
9 As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

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I need to understand what I am blatantly reading.
You are reading the true word of God without interpretation:

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

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You guys are off base
By following the word of God? Everything on these boards posted by a True Christian™ is directly backed with scripture. Maybe it is you who is "off base".

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I feel a little less supportive of Catholicism.
It's a step in the right direction. Pastor Ezekiel gives a very good sermon on why Papist scum are not Christians. You can read it here.
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Thats it guys, I dont really know what else to say. Oh yeah....why the hate for black people so much? You guys need to chill out because right now youre on FIRE!!!! Im white btw. Proud Catholic, and thats NOT changing. I also speak English, not American. Get it right. Im from Westland, MI. Come to my house, ill give you the address if you really want it. I dont fear MAN, nor do I fear GOD! He is my friend! As are all men, including you. If you would just be polite to me, I would greatly appreciate that. Friends treat eachother with nicenitudes and politeness. They dont rape eachother and murder eaxhother because they dont share the same beliefs. Politeness is NOT the devils way of disguising himself. He disguises himself through religious and political warfare, drug temptation, and sexual temptation. Honestly, you guys give him too much power that he doesnt really have. You act like every little thing that I do that MIGHT constitute as a sin will guarantee Satan getting his grimy fingers on my soul. You give him WAY too much credit. God could rape Satan in the rectum hole so easily (though he wouldnt do that because then he wouldnt be God), and yet I have to worry about Satan? I dont have to worry about God either though, because He is Omnibenevolent. Im not going to HELL guys. Get over yourselves. Finally....the sin that cannot be forgiven, I.e. blaspheming the holy spirit....I ofcourse Can be forgiven because I understand right and worng. GOD is good. He is amazing!! Deep down inside your little brains though guys....You are indeed commiting this very sin! What you believe to be acts of goodness by God are actually corrupt, bile, distortions on what God is really all about. You believe that a new born baby, if not a male is a BAD thing?!! Or a black baby is a bad thing?!! You are indeed condemning Gods work when you share this belief. If anything....you will ALL burn in Hell!!!!
Clearly, your area was spared by the godless Federal Government when they were passing out the wretched survivors of God's wrath against New Orleans. You would likely have different ideas about the unsaved had you ever been exposed to them.

Also, how can you call yourself a Christian when you despise and reject God's word? You are not even generally familiar with anything the Lord has actually said. You only have your own silly, airhead opinions that you attribute to the Lord.

Get this straight, fellow: Ours is an angry God, stern and unyielding, cruel and yet just. It's His way or the highway to Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.


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Ill give this thought some merit. I will read the bible though it may not be the KJV. I need to understand what I am blatantly reading. Im still not going to join your club of True Christians. You guys are off base. Nonetheless, you did a good job of guiding me. I feel a little less supportive of Catholicism.
Friend, Jesus Himself has guided you to His favorite forum so that you might be Saved©. Papistry is a sure-fire ticket to hell. Claiming that you don't support parts of your Catholicism only proves that it is a false religion. Jesus forbids us to pick and choose.

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He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

And as for your notion that "if I'm just nice to everyone, I'll go the Heaven," well, that is patently absurd. God does not love everybody, so why should you? Please read my sermon on the subject HERE.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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