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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-20-2018, 08:16 AM

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I don't even know what to say, other than you are completely and utterly stupid, god does not care for a video game, if you truly believe that god would waste his time on a game then you truly are stupid. God has more important things to worry about than a game and somebody who believes he should focus on his important time on something like this either doesn't understand how he works or what he deems important, the fact you think that you can actually talk for him just proves how arrogant you are. Overwatch is a game made just for fun, not something that goes against your beliefs (retarded as they may be). I won't go on about your other beliefs that are actually worse and disrespectful towards god, if you can't see the error of your ways then I do not know how to help you and I pray for your soul.
How can you say Jesus does not care about this nation’s naive, clean limbed glabrous young youths when they are spending all of their free free time on the Nintendonts and the SEGA Master systems playing The Over Watches when they should be doing something constructive like giving thoughts and prayers for the all of the sinners in the world?

Do you want people to go to Hell? My understanding is that the homersexualist plays this game and can you guarantee that somewhere there is not a predatory homer talking to a pre teen about anality on the voice communication system I expect this game has?

What’s wrong with you?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-20-2018, 09:03 AM

You must play the game alot to know that much about it.

what's your BattleTag?
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-20-2018, 10:28 AM

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You must play the game alot to know that much about it.

what's your BattleTag?
This is proof, if proof be need be that The Over Wathches is a hot bed of homersexualism.

My research indicates that a ‘battle tag’ is a clotted piece of blood, faeces and man seed caught twixt buttocular cleft in those gaywise unable to shower after engaging anal homersexualism

Typical Athiest to bring that up on a Christian forum

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-20-2018, 01:21 PM

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My research indicates that a ‘battle tag’ is a clotted piece of blood, faeces and man seed caught twixt buttocular cleft in those gaywise unable to shower after engaging anal homersexualism
lol, what kinda research you doing <<<expletive deleted>>>? a battletag is basically an ID blizzard uses to identify their players. you're looking too deep into it

chill out <<<racial slur removed>>>, no homos out here

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-20-2018, 01:37 PM

since when was "***Homersex vulgate removed by JesOS***" explicit?
would you all like me to just say brother instead?

legit question.

y'all need to chill
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-20-2018, 02:26 PM

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since when was "bruh" explicit?
would you all like me to just say brother instead?

legit question.

y'all need to chill
See here, young lady. When you signed up for God’s favourite forum you agreed to follow the rules.

Please do so by not post lewd or suggestive language. Br*h is homersexualist parlance for incestuous activity, I’m reliably informed by my clean limbed, glabrous young Nephew.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-20-2018, 02:31 PM

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I don't even know what to say
Yet you are here vomiting hate over those who love Jesus Christ.

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you are completely and utterly stupid ... you truly are stupid ... retarded ... arrogant
While those are certainly convincing arguments, you seem to have no idea what God wants and what God is.

Perhaps some Bible study would solve that?


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-20-2018, 05:39 PM

Honestly thought this thread was a joke at first. Pretty appalling to see all these “worshipers” pedaling blatant racism towards other religions such as Jews when the Bible explicitly states to love your neighbor as yourself.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-20-2018, 05:44 PM

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Honestly thought this thread was a joke at first. Pretty appalling to see all these “worshipers” pedaling blatant racism towards other religions such as Jews when the Bible explicitly states to love your neighbor as yourself.
I do love my neighbors! They're fantastic! They attend church regularly, pray before meals, throw stones at the homers in downtown Des Moines (you won't find any in Freehold, lol!), and train up their sons up to be strong and their daughters to be good help meets! Similarly, they love me!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Honestly thought this thread was a joke at first. Pretty appalling to see all these “worshipers” pedaling blatant racism towards other religions such as Jews when the Bible explicitly states to love your neighbor as yourself.
And who is your neighbor?

That’s right: other Christians. Not anal perverts

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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...the Bible explicitly states to love your neighbor as yourself.
I love how people always bring this misunderstood bit up, but never the parts of the Bible that explain how the faithful are to live apart from everyone else. What neighbours do they end up with then? People exactly like them, as Mrs. Etheldreda points out above.


Please, read the WHOLE Bible. It's the only way it makes sense.


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Honestly thought this thread was a joke at first. Pretty appalling to see all these “worshipers” pedaling blatant racism towards other religions such as Jews when the Bible explicitly states to love your neighbor as yourself.
The remotest, tiniest, microscopic sliver of possibility of going to hell and writhing in agony from scalding hot lava forever and ever and ever does not seem funny to me.


Anyone with a microscopic scrap of compassion would want to help someone avoid such a fate if it were possible. Therefore, anyone fully and sincerely invested in the Truth™ as put forth in the Bible should feel the need to alert people to the dangers of disobeying God. Looking stupid, or backwards or obnoxious in the process of doing so should not enter into it.

If your fly were unzipped and you saw someone with a lit cigarette about to flick the glowing embers into a puddle of gasoline, would you take the time to tidy yourself before yelling out to warn the person about the pool of flammable liquid near their feet?

Presumably, you wouldn't even think about your attire at a time like that.

Furthermore, one does not "blatantly pedal racism towards other religions." One peddles racism towards other races and intolerance towards other religions.

If you are determined to be a snot-nosed SJW railing at us for not being as tolerant as yourself, please attempt to characterize the things you are outraged over in an accurate manner.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-21-2018, 12:57 AM

so is everything you don't understand a gay thing?

i'm a dude btw, as straight as they come
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-21-2018, 07:49 AM

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so is everything you don't understand a gay thing?

i'm a dude btw, as straight as they come
So now you have decided to self identify as a male? What bathroom do you use at school?

Do you just go to teacher and say ‘today I self identify as a male: please give me the key to the men’s room: but can you get my scarf: I left it in the lady’s room yesterday?’

That’s the country you want to live in?

People say that Christians have ignorant, narrow minded, out of touch, naive, simplistic, isolationist, bigoted outlook but as least we know to put on pants in the morning.

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-23-2018, 07:22 PM

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While those are certainly convincing arguments, you seem to have no idea what God wants and what God is.
And you do? I promise you god doesn't care for a game that is just meant for fun, if you old people want to look at it as a form of "devils and demons" invading your house be my guest but leave the youth and sane people of the 21st century out of it also you make it sound like I have no love for Jesus it's quite the opposite I have a lot of love and respect for him that being said you wouldn't speak for you elders more for people far wiser than you so why would you do it for him?
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-23-2018, 07:32 PM

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And you do? I promise you god doesn't care for a game that is just meant for fun, if you old people want to look at it as a form of "devils and demons" invading your house be my guest but leave the youth and sane people of the 21st century out of it also you make it sound like I have no love for Jesus it's quite the opposite I have a lot of love and respect for him that being said you wouldn't speak for you elders more for people far wiser than you so why would you do it for him?
And how do you show your love to Jesus, if you don't do exactly as He says?


He says a lot of things in the Bible, and you have to follow all of them.


Do you? Did you read the Bible? What's your favorite line?


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-23-2018, 07:46 PM

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you make it sound like I have no love for Jesus it's quite the opposite I have a lot of love and respect for him
Imagining yourself with a Birkenstock wearing, bun-toting, linen tunic donning, part-time-but-not-nazi-about-it-vegetarian hipster you call Jesus, an invisible bff that cheers you on in your little games isn't love dear, it's misplaced homerism and there'a s cure for that.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-23-2018, 07:55 PM

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...you wouldn't speak for you elders more for people far wiser than you so why would you do it for him?
Yet you do the exact same thing, and worse, you ignore Jesus' True™ meaning at your convenience and peril, if the Bible's true.


Please, read the Bible. The whole thing. Find out how much you've been missing. Click here.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-23-2018, 07:58 PM

You know what I actually don't care because at the end of the day everyone can believe what they want so bitch all you want, complaint all you want and try your best to justify all you ridiculous bullshit because frankly no matter what you say I will never read because I will not waste my time with people so court up in their own outdated beliefs that they can't even see where the world is heading or what they are even talking about. The world is a big beautiful place, a place that god actually made and cares for but he can only guide us that's what you don't understand whatever we do is not his interest, he will guide us when needed and show us the right path when you go astray but it's people like you, all of you, who try to speak for him and frankly I don't see what gives you the right and to answer your question no, no I didn't read the bible but not because of my arrogance but because it was written by men, by people, it was not written by god, if it was it wouldn't change as much as it does and has, it would of stayed the same because people would of left it to the being who was here from the very beginning and who says we are going to hell? You, who are you to decide, god? The youth play games to get away from the stresses of life and forget their problems (most of which are probably caused by you) god won’t fault them for that because they are how he created them, they do not understand the problems of the world and those who do probably just have their own opinions on it, the right of man is the freedom of speech, that also includes thought and while I know that sounds hypocritical of me considering all I have said and written, my issue is that you are trying to blame something (in this case a game) for something that it doesn’t have any relation too. For those of you who have read this far I won’t lie I am impressed for no other reason other than I thought you might of stopped half way to rant at me about something I said, that being said before you decide to attack me, take a deep calming breath and think about what you are going to say, emotions are what make you human but you shouldn’t let them affect how you act, that’s what I did on my last two messages and I’m sure some of you did as well.

Before I leave I have one last thing to say: there is a saying from times long ago, far before my time saying "don't knock it till you try it" how can you judge or condemn something if you have never even given it a chance, you speak out of anger and belief but you have no knowledge of what you speak of and that is why I called those who believed this stupid or because of their intelligence but because of their lack of insight. That doesn’t mean I am saying that murder and all other sins are something to be tested by if it’s not harming others then why fight it. I’m going to use overwatch as my example here because that is where it all started, overwatch it a game with characters that you can play and have fun with and while it may not listen to the guide of the bible no one who plays it sees it as the way you do so why compare it to something when it reality you’re the only one who sees it that way, not because it’s true but because of your beliefs, none of you thought this way before this was posted so why let someone else change the way you see things hmm?

We are all children at heart, all still learning, you shouldn’t try push something you belief on someone else just because you think it’s right, you can talk and try to convince them but you should never force them.

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 04-23-2018, 08:54 PM

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You know what I actually don't care because at the end of the day everyone can believe what they want so bitch all you want...major tl;dr deleted...try to convince them but you should never force them.
Today's word, children, is hypocrisy. I know some expected rant or tantrum to be nominated, but we've already covered those.


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