[Benjamin Over]

I'm thinking about buying these T-Shirts from this website:

http://store.withoutjesusisuck.com/

since the message it convey speakth the truth. As a Christian, I agree 110% that without JESUS I would indeed commit the nastiest fellatio to swines private parts.

But in saying that, I'm kind of confuse. Why does some of the photos in their website depicts male models, and ugly harlots, posing in a manner as though they were asking for gay anal sex??
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[Bill R. Briscoe]

That man has the hairstyle of a homer. He also has a wristband that proclaims that he is a "very important person". Surely he is not suggesting that he himself is more important than Jesus! If that were a WWJD band, I'd be a little more forgiving.

This makes me leery of this website, and shirt's true motif. I feel as though with the two examples coupled above, this shirt is trying to subliminally recruit me into the ranks of the queer army. In fact it is bright as day to me now, that the shirt is indeed telling me to be without Jesus, and to begin "sucking". Wearing the shirt just signifies to other rectal ravagers that I am ready to engage in oral activities with them. To that, I say no thank you.

I will not be supporting this homosexual propaganda.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Bill R. Briscoe

That man has the hairstyle of a homer.

And George Michael inspired facial hair.



I don't think he glorifies Jesus at all. I think he's a Poe.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

The guy with the shirt on is a bit suspect, but the shirt is 100% correct. This is just like what we've been talking about over in the Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse thread.

If you don't believe in Jesus, you have no morals. If you have no morals, you'll start giving blow jobs on the street, pure and simple.

If I didn't have Jesus, I'd suck too!

[Benjamin Over]

Originally Posted by Bill R. Briscoe

That man has the hairstyle of a homer. He also has a wristband that proclaims that he is a "very important person". Surely he is not suggesting that he himself is more important than Jesus! If that were a WWJD band, I'd be a little more forgiving.

This makes me leery of this website, and shirt's true motif. I feel as though with the two examples coupled above, this shirt is trying to subliminally recruit me into the ranks of the queer army. In fact it is bright as day to me now, that the shirt is indeed telling me to be without Jesus, and to begin "sucking". Wearing the shirt just signifies to other rectal ravagers that I am ready to engage in oral activities with them. To that, I say no thank you.

I will not be supporting this homosexual propaganda.

Amen sir, what you said makes a lot of sense. I was observing through their website and found all sort of Abos & Chinks posing in a faggotty mannerism that would surely induce the his majesty Christ JESUS to vomit all his guts out. It's amazing how there are some reprobates out there, who would go through so much as to selling homo sexual merchandise, just to piss Christ JESUS off!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

It should be engrained in our minds to automatically suspect wild-haired youngins' with bright-colored wristbands on other than WWJD wristbands. They are almost certainly giving out the signal that they are seeking to be rimmed by street-walking homosexuals in random public encounters.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Why are the women on that site wearing dungarees? Are they filthy carpet-munchers?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Dr Laurence Niles]

What concerns me most is that ''without Jesus I suck" is in the present tense. They seem to be saying that they are without Jesus and they suck (I can only imagine they are referring to a man's rod)

What they should have written would have been: "without Jesus, I would suck".

Stupid gaytheist

YIC
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