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Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-07-2008, 09:56 PM
I am want start Hitoshi lonely heart club. okay is for anybody who are lonely. maybe you are never get ask out on date. maybe you are alway get reject when ask for date. Or maybe you are sick of date scene and girl who are cock tease and stay home instead go out. if any of these situation sounding familiar then Hitoshi lonely heart club is for you!!
I am sometime get lonely and not am ashamed for admit this. I want start network of friend who are lean on each other for get through lonely time. Why should sit home alone? call lonely heart club friend and see movie film or just talk! is no reason for be alone!
I think are many lonely heart at Landover. who is ready join and say goodbye loneliness and hello lucky friendship and happy time?
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-07-2008, 10:00 PM
I admit, no upstanding Christian men seem to be interested in taking me as their bride.....
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Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-07-2008, 10:33 PM
This seems like a good idea, Hitoshi. I'm currently involved in a serious relationship, but I am always open to making new friends--i.e., people to talk to and have clean, wholesome fun with.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-07-2008, 10:46 PM
How DARE you imply that I would need to turn to a vile little foreigner like you for company! This little club of yours sounds like an open invitation to commit sweaty group whoredoms, which is not condoned by God's Holy Word.
I have plenty of company, for your information. My lovely and comely betrothed, sister Thumper, often drops by to see to my needs. I have my ministry to look after. and I am surrounded by servants and my personal bodyguards (thank you again, Brother BJ!), so I am far from lonely.
Plus, I have Jesus to keep me company. Glory!!
John 8:16 And yet if I judge, my judgment is true: for I am not alone, but I and the Father that sent me.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-07-2008, 10:50 PM
If Pastor Ezekiel frowns upon your establishment here, Hitoshi, I'm afraid I must follow suit, as it seems to be yet another glorious start to my salvation.
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-07-2008, 11:20 PM
With all due respect Pastor Ezekiel, maybe you should give Hitoshi's idea some thought. We are getting close to Valentine's Day. As long as this club is used for good clean Christian dating, I see no problem with it.
Believe it or not, I haven't had a date with a man in a long time. I don't understand why men don't see the beauty I hold inside. I wear pretty flowered dresses and I have my hair professionally done at least once a week. I keep my nails manicured and brush my teeth twice a day. Why aren't men interested in me? Maybe I don't have conventional beauty, but I am beautiful in my own way.
It would be nice to have a date with someone other than my cat...
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Professor of Engrish
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-07-2008, 11:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
How DARE you imply that I would need to turn to a vile little foreigner like you for company! This little club of yours sounds like an open invitation to commit sweaty group whoredoms, which is not condoned by God's Holy Word.
I have plenty of company, for your information. My lovely and comely betrothed, sister Thumper, often drops by to see to my needs. I have my ministry to look after. and I am surrounded by servants and my personal bodyguards (thank you again, Brother BJ!), so I am far from lonely.
Plus, I have Jesus to keep me company. Glory!!
John 8:16 And yet if I judge, my judgment is true: for I am not alone, but I and the Father that sent me.
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okay I am talk my lawyer and for legal reason I am remove your photo from picture.
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-07-2008, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Hitoshi
I want start network of friend who are lean on each other for get through lonely time.
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... I suspect you'd be doing all the "leaning", dear.
Quote:
A lonely Japanese man has been arrested for allegedly calling directory assistance thousands of times because he liked to be scolded by operators.
Takahiro Fujinuma - who is 37, single and unemployed - reportedly would whisper "darling" as he tried to start a conversation and then pleaded with female operators not to hang up.
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"I would go into ecstasy when a lady scolded me," he was quoted as saying by Jiji Press. [Read the sordid story in full, here]
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-07-2008, 11:43 PM
I don't think any of the other Brothers are going to be interested in your chink orgies either...
Instead of going through all these contortions, why don't you just accept Jesus?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Professor of Engrish
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-07-2008, 11:44 PM
to hell with lawyer
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-07-2008, 11:45 PM
Could I be added, just for the sake of it?
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Professor of Engrish
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-07-2008, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Scheherazade
Could I be added, just for the sake of it?
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done!
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-07-2008, 11:55 PM
I'm certainly not buying into any of this stuff. Has he suddenly gone for that disgusting jap/emo/anime stuff? It's just an excuse for that little yellow peril Hitoshi to collect phone numbers for his "club".
He probably has a canister of Vespene Gas ready to use as a date rape drug.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-08-2008, 02:37 AM
I'll join, too. Maybe you could make heads more size like photo? The paste job is cover up original image, and soon it just looks like jumble of Landover members.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-08-2008, 05:58 AM
I never realised how beautiful we all are.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-08-2008, 06:03 AM
Well I would never be in the cool kids club. Hey Hotoshit, since you don't love Jesus and are damned for hell anyway, why don't you ask a guy out?
You might have better luck.
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Thank you Pastor Pistle!
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-08-2008, 06:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wide-Open
I never realised how beautiful we all are.
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Wide, I do have to admit that I find your square glasses, um, sexy. It says power! Praise.
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Honorary True Christian™ Sweet Placid Sister
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-08-2008, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I'll join, too. Maybe you could make heads more size like photo? The paste job is cover up original image, and soon it just look like jumble of Landover members.
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Hiroshima, how did you get on Brother Nobar's account?!
PASTORS! We have a hacker!
Miss S, beware of Hitachi. He is a notorious perverted Jap sex fiend, who will try to seduce you with his foreign tongue (known as Engrish), making your knees weak until you finally give in to his vile, lustful words and take yourself a deep whiff of his vespene-gas-laced jenkem!
After that, you'll awaken in a back alley somewhere, hair all mussed, missing your purse, your jewelry, your undergarments, AND your self-respect!
Or so Sister Victory tells me.
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Godly Brit
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-08-2008, 08:20 AM
Harrumph
To you agents of false religions and atheists...
Proverbs 16:2
All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club -
02-08-2008, 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother McGregor
Harrumph
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Indeed
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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