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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 08:08 PM
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I accept your offer and am already on the job thinking about stuff, just like those fellows in the Heritage Foundation.
(It was number 11 that convinced me come aboard. By my calculations, 3,651 days from now, it's adios, bro.)
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 08:12 PM
I already prayed and the mine already collapsed. How much more praying do I have to do?
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 09:44 PM
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I already prayed and the mine already collapsed. How much more praying do I have to do?
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Until they are all dead, we don't need their new breed of a new HIV virus-coated drugs. This is why I don't invest my company's money into countries like Chile, the only outcome of it will be an evil that will make True Christians lives harder. Bad enough Obama is paving the way for Satan, we don't need more people to play the role of Satan's pawn.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-09-2010, 01:37 PM
This is a bad Day. With the Power of our Prayers, we trapped that Drug-Miners near Hell, ready to be Judged by Jesus. Unfortunately, the Evil Goverment of Chile used all their Manpower to Rescue the Drugs from beeing buried.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11506710
Chile, the last word is not spoken yet!
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-09-2010, 02:57 PM
My dear Landover Babtists,
how shocking to read that you have a problem with catholics.
Of course we worship Mother Mary. She was a virgin her whole life on earth and so she is in heaven. Nobody touched her there as far as I am concerned.
In fact we from the german missionare-anschnur board are trying to make all people in the world becoming catholics. We have a pope and we even have something to eat in our churches. Also you would never be pestered by the view of an female vicar. We also believe that catholics never gets drunk although they love to drink whole barrels full of beer. We are also better cardrivers than the Lutherans who gets drunkpoisened after consuming an alcolholic praline and are the most dangerous cardrivers in the whole world.
Please note also that we catholics are very fond of little children. Those ones who doesn`t spill any beans that is.
But to the topic of this thread. I agree with you that those guys in chile should not be saved. God put them down there. He let this thing fall down. If he wants them to get out of the hole, they would be out a long while ago.
If they get out, God will get a bibletruck smashing them.
Hallelulja! Praise the love of the Lord!
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-09-2010, 03:04 PM
Those miners have FAMILIES, CHILDREN. And you want them dead. If you wanted it done that badly go there and collapse it yourself. Furthermoree, how fair is it to thier FAMILIES if they died? What would your family do if you died violently?
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-09-2010, 03:06 PM
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My dear Landover Babtists,
how shocking to read that you have a problem with catholics.
Of course we worship Mother Mary. She was a virgin her whole life on earth and so she is in heaven. Nobody touched her there as far as I am concerned.
In fact we from the german missionare-anschnur board are trying to make all people in the world becoming catholics. We have a pope and we even have something to eat in our churches. Also you would never be pestered by the view of an female vicar. We also believe that catholics never gets drunk although they love to drink whole barrels full of beer. We are also better cardrivers than the Lutherans who gets drunkpoisened after consuming an alcolholic praline and are the most dangerous cardrivers in the whole world.
Please note also that we catholics are very fond of little children. Those ones who doesn`t spill any beans that is.
But to the topic of this thread. I agree with you that those guys in chile should not be saved. God put them down there. He let this thing fall down. If he wants them to get out of the hole, they would be out a long while ago.
If they get out, God will get a bibletruck smashing them.
Hallelulja! Praise the love of the Lord!
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At least you are an honest Cat-lick. How rare.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-09-2010, 04:13 PM
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Those miners have FAMILIES, CHILDREN. And you want them dead. If you wanted it done that badly go there and collapse it yourself. Furthermoree, how fair is it to thier FAMILIES if they died? What would your family do if you died violently?
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My little boy,
who told you that we want those guys dead? We just think that God knows what he is doing. Why don`t you pray for them. Pray to the good lord that he give those wifes and children strength to take the burden of losing their fathers and husbands.
If I would be there by myself, I wouldn`t try to get out. I would thank the Lord for testing my faith.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-09-2010, 07:35 PM
Maybe, just maybe, during their time of trial one or two of those men gave some real thought to Jesus instead of mumbling prayers to His mother.
We can always hold out hope that one of those men will go on to spread the true truth about True Religion to his countrymen. Chile needs more religion--True Religion, that is.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-09-2010, 10:05 PM
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Pray to the good lord that he give those wifes and children strength to take the burden of losing their fathers and husbands.
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Excellent point, Heinrich.
And I can well imagine should one of those miners croak in the process, the benefits to the family will be quite generous.
And, here I'm talking:
- a gunny sack to bury him in.
- a death benefit payment that should cover the priest's fee to bury him.
- a pension of several pesos per month that should provide the family a dozen or so cans of chicken broth each month.
I would wager Free Market Fred might complain about these lavish benefits, but I tend to feel a bit more compassion for them. I am, after all, a bit of a softie.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-09-2010, 11:02 PM
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Drug users they are, not doubt about it. They have been claiming for alcohol and cigarettes for weeks now. They are addicted to substances and I am sure they smoke week, do heroin and other hell damning drugs too. Only a real heathen can be given an opportunity like this, to be able to dedicate his entire day to prayer, meditation, love of God...and they chose to ask for drugs !
I say BURY THEM !
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I am sure they are injecting glue into their vains.
I was reading that they were papists. In that case they would thank the lord for the test of faith. I am a catholic myself. But since I am reading in this board and the catholic swimming school for Kids I used to work was closed I begin to think there could be something wrong being a catlick.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-09-2010, 11:16 PM
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But since I am reading in this board and the catholic swimming school for Kids I used to work was closed I begin to think there could be something wrong being a catlick.
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Uh, I'm sorry that I don't understand your Kraut-speak.
Can you, like, contact someone that speaks American and have that person interpret what you're trying to say?
(no offense, Mr. Brunzel, since you and your bunch of nazi's made a best case effort at cleaning up the kike problem. but, still, I'm having a bit of a problem understandimg what it is you're trying to say.)
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-10-2010, 12:03 AM
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Uh, I'm sorry that I don't understand your Kraut-speak.
Can you, like, contact someone that speaks American and have that person interpret what you're trying to say?
(no offense, Mr. Brunzel, since you and your bunch of nazi's made a best case effort at cleaning up the kike problem. but, still, I'm having a bit of a problem understandimg what it is you're trying to say.)
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Mrs. Tannor,
my english may not be perfect but good enough for you to understand what I am saying. And please be informed that neither I nor my friends are nazis in any way. We are not planning to put you in concentration camps.
In fact we hate Nazis and Commies and they not allowed to join our german board. Did you understand now or have I tell you once more?
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-10-2010, 12:32 AM
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Mrs. Tannor,
my english may not be perfect but good enough for you to understand what I am saying. And please be informed that neither I nor my friends are nazis in any way. We are not planning to put you in concentration camps.
In fact we hate Nazis and Commies and they not allowed to join our german board. Did you understand now or have I tell you once more?
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Heinrich I would like to point out it is Mr Tannor you were replying to. It is not our place to hate anyone but to do God's will as written in the Bible. Rather than hating NAZI's and Commies may I suggest that you show them the error of their ways and seek salvation in the Lord.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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10-10-2010, 12:53 AM
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Heinrich I would like to point out it is Mr Tannor you were replying to. It is not our place to hate anyone but to do God's will as written in the Bible. Rather than hating NAZI's and Commies may I suggest that you show them the error of their ways and seek salvation in the Lord.
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Dear Lisa,
since Mr.Tannor wasn`t able to read my posting and is a little paranoid of nazis he sees in every german I was thinking for a while such a hysteric must be a wife. I looked closer at his picture and YES I was wrong. How stupid of me. In fact I have found salvation in the lord. It is not easy to love a nazi or a commie, even when we have to love everyone and try to save them. Nazis wouldn`t even listening to me. I don`t know why. The catholic church even helps some of their leaders to ecape from the Nurnberg trial.
I would really like to tell them how wrong they are. I would even burn them to save their souls.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-10-2010, 01:19 AM
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Dear Lisa,
since Mr.Tannor wasn`t able to read my posting and is a little paranoid of nazis he sees in every german I was thinking for a while such a hysteric must be a wife. I looked closer at his picture and YES I was wrong. How stupid of me. In fact I have found salvation in the lord. It is not easy to love a nazi or a commie, even when we have to love everyone and try to save them. Nazis wouldn`t even listening to me. I don`t know why. The catholic church even helps some of their leaders to ecape from the Nurnberg trial.
I would really like to tell them how wrong they are. I would even burn them to save their souls.
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It is up to you as a Christian to always show people the way of Salvation. I hope you are actively rebuking the NAZI's to seek salvation. Even Jesus spent time with Satan.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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10-10-2010, 02:05 AM
Hooray! We learn so much from Jesus! Isn`t that great!
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-10-2010, 07:27 PM
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Dear Lisa,
since Mr.Tannor wasn`t able to read my posting and is a little paranoid of nazis he sees in every german I was thinking for a while such a hysteric must be a wife. I looked closer at his picture and YES I was wrong. How stupid of me. In fact I have found salvation in the lord. It is not easy to love a nazi or a commie, even when we have to love everyone and try to save them. Nazis wouldn`t even listening to me. I don`t know why. The catholic church even helps some of their leaders to ecape from the Nurnberg trial.
I would really like to tell them how wrong they are. I would even burn them to save their souls.
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Even though Nazi's and commies are all hell bound sinners, we are ordered by Jesus to show them Christian Love. Now this isn't the fuzzy bunny love that the Lutherans or Catholics suggest. Don't be afraid to tell them how wrong they are. Let the Holy Spirit guide your words. Very few sinners will actually listen to you, some are so infested with demons that they will become enraged at the truth and attack you. Don't let that stop you, it is only the demons being tortured by the True word of God.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-10-2010, 08:16 PM
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Even though Nazi's and commies are all hell bound sinners, we are ordered by Jesus to show them Christian Love. Now this isn't the fuzzy bunny love that the Lutherans or Catholics suggest. Don't be afraid to tell them how wrong they are. Let the Holy Spirit guide your words. Very few sinners will actually listen to you, some are so infested with demons that they will become enraged at the truth and attack you. Don't let that stop you, it is only the demons being tortured by the True word of God.
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Powerful words, Brother Seth. We True Christians™ must be always aware of the potential for disruption in our lives.
Whenever russkies or krauts show up here, we need to sniff them closely for the taint of commieism or naziness.
I don't see how caddylinks or lutheranites are all that much different, what with their constant attempts to spread their evil ways among us.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
10-12-2010, 05:16 PM
AN IMPORTANT REMINDER!!!!
In few hours the Government of Chile will start the rescue operation of the trapped coal mine workers.
Now is the time to PRAY, as hard as you can, that God will make this rescue attempt a disaster.
Remember; there's still a good chance that the mine will collaps, but we we all need to put some effort into our prayers.
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Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
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