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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
12-07-2011, 02:47 AM
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Do you think it would be a good idea for when you have more children to save perhaps one kitten and sacrifice it later, like Noah did with one of each of the clean animals he brought on the ark?
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What a great idea. Surely God loves the smell of burnt animal flesh as he clearly does in the passage you cite and others throughout the Bible. This is why I make my children grill me a steak or at least a burger for dinner every night on our grill, even if it is raining or snowing! When I get into the office in the morning I will check on USDA regulations regarding kitten meat and get back to you.
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Since kittens are so easy to breed it could be done on a regular basis as part of our home schooling program. It's a great way to show the power of God.
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I couldn't agree more! Nothing shows what True Christianity™ is all about more than God's plan of wiping out every man, woman, toddler, infant, dog, squirrel, kitten, etc. on the planet because He had messed up with His first set of humans. And He planned it all in advance! Think about that for a second... Before He created anything, He KNEW that He would do everything He does in Genesis ( Create Adam and Eve, toss them out of Eden for sinning, let humanity grow to millions of people, decide that He messed up) and kill everything in sight in one of the slowest and most painful ways imaginable JUST to let a guy on a boat burn a bird so that He, God, would like the smell and "decide" to never wipe out humanity again. Only God could plan to mess up His own plan as part of His plan! Every time I think about it, I am speechless. Truly and honestly speechless.
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I've never been much for cats, but this entire episode is making me rethink that stance.
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I am glad that God has moved you to slaughtering kittens. Only the Bible could make a good man like you do a thing like that! Hallelujah!
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Now that winter is coming, he is one tip. Just put the kittens in a box and leave it outside for a day or two. I have found this easiest way, you can then just bury the kittens in the same box.
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Interesting thought. However, I take my instructions regarding when and how to kill kittens straight from the Bible. I don't recall anywhere that God tells us to freeze or gives us a demonstration of freezing animals to death. (I may have missed it, though. There are so many instances of God killing so many people and animals that it gets hard to keep track of!)
Since the Bible doesn't tell us to freeze our animals to death, I am worried it might be cruel to do so, but I am not sure. Perhaps the Pastors can find guidance in the Scripture? I just get so lost without the Bible telling me what is right and wrong.
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
05-03-2013, 08:06 PM
WTF is WRONG with you supposed bible thumping lunatics? I'd love to smash YOUR skulls in, drowns you slowly & then *** potty language *** in your mouths until you piffleing vomit you vile pigs. You don't deserve life, ANY of you *** potty language *** rags. piffleING DIE YOU DISGUSTING WORTHLESS GARBAGE. I hope you're all *** potty language *** raped by the funeral homes when you die. piffle ALL OF YOU AND piffle YOUR piffleING WORTHLESS PIECE OF *** potty language *** "god". Good piffleing day *** potty language ***.
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
05-03-2013, 08:12 PM
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WTF is WRONG with you supposed bible thumping lunatics? I'd love to smash YOUR skulls in, drowns you slowly & then *** potty language *** in your mouths until you piffleing vomit you vile pigs. You don't deserve life, ANY of you *** potty language *** rags. piffleING DIE YOU DISGUSTING WORTHLESS GARBAGE. I hope you're all *** potty language *** raped by the funeral homes when you die. piffle ALL OF YOU AND piffle YOUR piffleING WORTHLESS PIECE OF *** potty language *** "god". Good piffleing day *** potty language ***.
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
05-03-2013, 08:17 PM
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WTF is WRONG with you supposed bible thumping lunatics? I'd love to smash YOUR skulls in, drowns you slowly & then *** potty language *** in your mouths until you piffleing vomit you vile pigs. You don't deserve life, ANY of you *** potty language *** rags. piffleING DIE YOU DISGUSTING WORTHLESS GARBAGE. I hope you're all *** potty language *** raped by the funeral homes when you die. piffle ALL OF YOU AND piffle YOUR piffleING WORTHLESS PIECE OF *** potty language *** "god". Good piffleing day *** potty language ***.
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Friend, what is wrong with you?
You seem to have an irrational anger problem, the kind of thing that Christians don't experience. Maybe you need to calm down, find God and always remember that kittens don't have feelings. It doesn't matter how you kill them, God put them here to serve as tools for mankind.
Genesis 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
Praise the LORD!!
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
05-03-2013, 11:41 PM
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WTF is WRONG with you supposed bible thumping lunatics? I'd love to smash YOUR skulls in, drowns you slowly & then *** potty language *** in your mouths until you piffleing vomit you vile pigs. You don't deserve life, ANY of you *** potty language *** rags. piffleING DIE YOU DISGUSTING WORTHLESS GARBAGE. I hope you're all *** potty language *** raped by the funeral homes when you die. piffle ALL OF YOU AND piffle YOUR piffleING WORTHLESS PIECE OF *** potty language *** "god". Good piffleing day *** potty language ***.
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
06-05-2013, 05:10 AM
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I got a litter of kittens for my children a few months ago. They were awesome and brought my little girls much joy, such is the Grace of God. However, they have recently started becoming willful and mischievous. One of the even scratched one of my sons and pushed my little girl, Anabella, in the face. Not knowing what to do, I of course went to the premiere authority on animal handling: The King James Bible.
I start with the fact that, as we all know, God gave us dominion over all animals on the Earth:
This means we can do as we see fit to all animals, but it also means we must be stewards to them. Now, I had to find out what God wants me to do to Tinkebell, Snowball, and the rest of the "pretty kitties" as my girls call them.
I found answers in Exodus:
So it is clear... If any animal I own attacks or even "pushes" someone else, I MUST kill it. Also of note is that I am at risk of being stoned to death if Mr. Tibbles were to get out of the house and "push" a neighbor:
I hope you can see that this make it a very urgent matter for me.
So it seems that Sweet Baby Jesus wants me to take Mrs. Puss-N-Boots and the rest of the "cuddly crew" and bash their skulls in with rocks. But then I saw the following:
This is, of course, God's decision that he needed to wipe out all humans and animals with his great flood. A cat that was in teh flood could have lived for week, adrift on floatsom, before slowly drowning. God has clearly given me two ways to deal with disobedience animals.
So it leaves me with a dilemma: do I bash the kittens to death or drown them slowly in the tub? Which shows more love for God?
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Yes, let's kill the creations of God, shall we?
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
06-05-2013, 05:18 AM
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Yes, let's kill the creations of God, shall we?
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Not everything God made is good. If you would read the Bible, you'd know that.
(Isaiah 45:7) "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
06-05-2013, 10:27 AM
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Yes, let's kill the creations of God, shall we?
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Yes! Didn't you know that God created animals just so that we humans should have something to eat, wear and have fun with? Animals are dumb creatures that does not feel or think, they are only here to please us.
Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
Animals are ours to eat, wear, experiment on and use for entertainment.
Humans are not animals. Infact we are the masters of the animals. God has given us dominion over them, so we are kind of like God over the animals, and just like God has the right to do whatever He wants to us humans, we have the right to do whatever we want with animals.
Real men treats animals like dirt, as God intended.
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
06-05-2013, 11:57 AM
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Yes, let's kill the creations of God, shall we?
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I don't get it: Jesus kills His creations everyday by the thousands
What point are you trying to make?
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
06-06-2013, 03:31 AM
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Yes, let's kill the creations of God, shall we?
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God created scorpions, spiders, cobras and killer bees. Where does it say that we shouldn't kill dumb animals and bugs in the Holy Bible?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
06-30-2013, 01:55 AM
Are you people real or a parody on Christianity. Charles Haddon Spurgeon spoke a great word on animal cruelty, titled, " A Word for Brutes Against Brutes". It is a must read given the pathetic lack of attention to this topic by modern day preachers.
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
06-30-2013, 03:40 AM
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Are you people real or a parody on Christianity. Charles Haddon Spurgeon spoke a great word on animal cruelty, titled, " A Word for Brutes Against Brutes". It is a must read given the pathetic lack of attention to this topic by modern day preachers.
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Yes we are real, do i look fake to you?
There is no such thing as animal cruelty, you can't be cruel to something that does not think or feel.
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
06-30-2013, 04:10 AM
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Are you people real or a parody on Christianity. Charles Haddon Spurgeon spoke a great word on animal cruelty, titled, " A Word for Brutes Against Brutes". It is a must read given the pathetic lack of attention to this topic by modern day preachers.
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So, if there's such a thing as "animal cruelty," doesn't that mean there must be "animal compliments" and "animal opinions" and a whole range of "animal emotions?"
Haven't you ever heard the expression "dumb animal?"
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-30-2013, 12:21 PM
Ya'll better pack light, it's gonna be warm where you are headed. I'm done here casting pearls before swine.
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06-30-2013, 01:28 PM
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Ya'll better pack light, it's gonna be warm where you are headed. I'm done here casting pearls before swine.
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According to which part of the Bible do you go to hell for torturing or drowning kittens? Things you go to hell for is things like homosexuality, disobedience to parents, working on sundays, divorce and not being a Christian.
As for where I'm heading, yes it is indeed quite warm, my annual elephant hunt in the Central African Republic
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07-28-2013, 05:16 PM
Just give them away you monster!
I thought religious people were supposed to be kind...
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07-28-2013, 05:24 PM
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Just give them away you monster!
I thought religious people were supposed to be kind...
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I thought hippies and reefer were supposed to be kind.
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07-28-2013, 05:29 PM
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Just give them away you monster!
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Dear, we are to love our Brothers, but there's nothing in the LORD's Holy Bible that says anything about how to treat animals or insects or anything that lives. We're not Godless Jainists. In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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07-28-2013, 05:55 PM
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...I thought religious people were supposed to be kind...
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What kind of a rock do you live under? Just a small sample here: http://listverse.com/2008/04/02/8-at...e-of-religion/
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Dear, we are to love our Brothers, but there's nothing in the LORD's Holy Bible that says anything about how to treat animals or insects or anything that lives. We're not Godless Jainists. In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.
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I don't care what the Bible says - You can't just kill innocent defenceless little kittens because a book says so!
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