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THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 09:48 AM
Friends, I have come to the conclusion that people with Ginger hair are really agents of Satan.
Being Ginger is an abomination and people who choose to have Red Hair truly are God Mockers.
*It's a well known fact that Gingers cannot stand bright sunlight.
*Most Gingers have a profusion of marks over their deathly white skin.
*A race of Gingers resides in Ireland. A place famous for It's Cattlick inbreeding.
*95% of all Goths are actually Ginger. you can tell this without a doubt when the black dye they use on their hair washes out and they are left with a Ginger Halo.
*Gingers throw hissy fits. It's a well known fact that Gingers are temperimental and go into a demented state of violence at the slightest provocation.
*Gingers are also called "Carrot Tops". This is obviously caused by a mental deficiency caused by being retarded.
*The word Ginger is in fact an anagram of a very racist word. We at Landover do not approve of racist intolerance.
A simple search of the Internet reveled the following facts about Gingers (commonly known as "those with Gingervitis"):
324904 kids are born with Gingervitis a year.
10% of kids born with Gingervitis commit suicide by age 16.
30% of those infected with Gingervitis live healthy, productive, long lives.
20% of those infected with Gingervitis feel great self hatred, and attempt to bite others in hopes they will spread Gingervitis.
80% of Ginger Kids are totally unaware they are soulless.
20% of those infected with Gingervitis, know they don’t have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics.
95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:
Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms
Sharing food
Intercourse
Sharing blood
Kissing the opposite sex.
Having Friends.
It begs the question, "are Gingers Goth Vampires or just plain retardeds?"
Obviously, they are both.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 03:10 PM
Haha! Hey, that's actually really funny! It's just like an episode of South Park I saw. It had be rolling on the ground in stitches...I mean possessed...haha
Did it ever occur to you that gingers have freckles because they go out it the sun? Freckles are concetrations of the skin colouration called Melanin which my skin lacks so the epidermis produces these freckles when exposed to UV radiation to proctect itself. It's a natural sunblock. Though I must say I don't have even half the freckles of that adorable ginger boy.
Red hair is a genetic mutation and so are green eyes...I have both...wait a second and I'll rip off my shoes and expose the sixth toe.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 03:59 PM
Why did God make you a mutant? He didn't care enough to make you right the first time?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Irish_Eyes
Haha! Hey, that's actually really funny!
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It's really awful that you find this so funny.
You are facing an Eternity in Hell and yet you laugh in the face of Jesus.
More proof that Gingers are evil.
Is it true that you are sometimes called Firecrotch?
Here's a little joke for you:
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A dead Ginger that was posing as an emo
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 05:32 PM
Ah!! I see we have got ourselves a "Live one".
I really do hope that I don't have to disinfect my Computer now.
Gingers are well known to spread all kinds of disease just by being in the same room as a normal Christian person. You can even catch The Aids from such a beast.
Now then, Little Miss Irish Eyes, have you ever thought of redemption? I'm sure with a little Ministering one of our Pastors can drive this red Demon from you.
Although, I'm not too sure why because you don't have a Soul. I guess It's the True Christian™ thing to do.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 06:08 PM
Omfg you lot are AMAZING!! I LOVE YOU! You bring joy to my life. Thank you... Iv been converted!!!!!
And you have cool smilies sorry had to put that one I l0ve pirates!
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by cult_of_harry_potter
Omfg you lot are AMAZING!! I LOVE YOU! You bring joy to my life. Thank you... Iv been converted!!!!!
And you have cool smilies sorry had to put that one I l0ve pirates!
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 06:14 PM
ERMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...................... NO! I do believe im not. Im just glad to be ginger!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by cult_of_harry_potter
Omfg you lot are AMAZING!! I LOVE YOU! You bring joy to my life. Thank you... Iv been converted!!!!!
And you have cool smilies sorry had to put that one I l0ve pirates!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cult_of_harry_potter
ERMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...................... NO! I do believe im not. Im just glad to be ginger!!!!!!!!!!!
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I see you also worship Harry Potter, do you think he will get you to Heaven?
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 06:23 PM
Are you a boy or a girl? How old are you?
Have you accepted CHRIST as your personal LORD AND SAVIOR? If not, what are you waiting for?
You do realize that we do not welcome Harry Potter, right? It is an evil recruitment tool to lure children into witchcraft.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright
I see you also worship Harry Potter, do you think he will get you to Heaven?
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Do you know summat? I didnt know I was a harry potter worshipper... I just thought it was a cool name seen as you hate him so much I really like your... "culture" its cool. By the way, im not ginger I have brown hair, cause the natural look is soooooooo much better! But please I wish to be saved, I can't go on worshipping things that arnt real!!! Please help me to see the right path!!!!
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by cult_of_harry_potter
Do you know summat? I didnt know I was a harry potter worshipper... I just thought it was a cool name seen as you hate him so much I really like your... "culture" its cool. By the way, im not ginger I have brown hair, cause the natural look is soooooooo much better! But please I wish to be saved, I can't go on worshipping things that arnt real!!! Please help me to see the right path!!!!
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Burn all your Harry Potter dolls, read the KJV Bible 23.5 hours out of the day, accept Jesus, and tithe regularly to this Church.
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 07:31 PM
Watch out for these ones, too:
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Hello! Welcome to Evil Irish Hobbits Inc. Growers of mushrooms and makers of potato guns! I'm Randy the owner and this is Sammy the co-owner, and that's Starry the...erm.....that's Starry........
You don't have to be evil, Irish, or even a Hobbit, theres room for all! This is just a place to hang out and comtemplate world domination!
So, sit back, relax, have a potato, and what ever you do DON'T TOUCH THE PURPLE BUTTON!!!!
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They suck you in with their evil drugs then have their way with you. There's no pot of gold, either.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 07:44 PM
When I clicked on this thread, I was sure it was about that Evil Root that The Orientals seem so keen on serving with their raw fish heads and rice. I assume this Abominable Condiment is just as Evil and Damning as those marked by The Beast with sallow complexions and flaming manes?
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 07:48 PM
When I saw this thread title I assumed it yet another silly attack on 'Gilligan's Island' for the odd living arrangements... that or some imaginary issue with a popular cooking spice.
Silly me... you are attacking redheads now? I seem to recall a picture of Sister Talitha before she 'found' peroxide... she appeared to be a redhead though I doubt the shoes and purse matched as they say.
I also recall reading a very rare and closely guarded scroll that stated in no uncertain terms that John the Baptist was a redhead... he certainly was when he met his maker!
Bless you, My not-so-colour blind tractor riders,
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-16-2008, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
When I saw this thread title I assumed
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How dare you compare me, a natural golden haired Blue eyed True Christian™ American to an evil Ginger Minger!!
I'll have you know, I have matching EVERYTHING thank you very much.
Anyway, that's between myself and Jesus.
Now, Ring Kisser, haven't you got some pubescent boys to bugger wave your Handbag at corrupt instead of persecuting us good Christian folk?
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-17-2008, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by cunt_of_harry_potter
Omfg you lot are AMAZING!! I LOVE YOU! You bring joy to my life. Thank you... Iv been converted!!!!!
And you have cool smilies sorry had to put that one I l0ve buttpirates!
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Great, another "out and proud" abomination before God.
This one adores buttpirates and wants to be Harry Potter's "mancunt".
Disgusting.
Hell is the first door on your left, vile creature. Follow the screams and smell of burning flesh.
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-17-2008, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Roy Baty
95% of all Goths are actually Ginger. you can tell this without a doubt when the black dye they use on their hair washes out and they are left with a Ginger Halo.
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it so true, Mr.Batty! all them goth an emo childrins have the ginger regrowths , an cuz the regrowths be a liter color than the dyed hairs, it kinda look like thier hair be thinning like they be going as bald as a coots
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-17-2008, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Petal
it so true, Mr.Batty! all them goth an emo childrins have the ginger regrowths , an cuz the regrowths be a liter color than the dyed hairs, it kinda look like thier hair be thinning like they be going as bald as a coots
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Ah! Petal. You are like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.
The thinning hair of an undercover ginger dressed as a Goth can be so easily recognised.
No sooner had my back turned than there appeared a plethora of scumbags defending the so-called rights of gingers.
I gave you all fair warning.
They are amongst us. The Soul-less "Ginger daywalkers" who may even be out to lure good Christian folk into Ginger depravity.
BEWARE THE EVIL GINGER!!!
(Especially the Catholic Ring-Kissing Mary Worshiping Pedophilic Pope Loving Gingers).
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Re: THE EVILS OF GINGER -
08-17-2008, 02:35 PM
Did you realize there is even a GINGER PLANT with rude Roots?
LOOK......................JUST LOOK HERE.................
Fornicating roots if I ever did see them.
It's disgusting.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
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