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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-02-2010, 02:05 AM

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You look like a 80 year old man who could pass out at any time.
I suggest you stop masturbating, you are now blind and going to hell.

Are you going to pay up you owe Pastor Zeke 3 large, 1 large to Lisa, Nobar and myself. Are all God Mockers deadbeats and liars? Does everyone in Denmarkastan hate Jesus and lie? Do all of you cheat on your debts?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-02-2010, 02:31 AM

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I am not the one who started with a thread on my forum called "8 reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK", YOU did, YOU started this thread, I just happened to find it on google when searching stuff ...
Why were you googling "God hates Denmark" unless you agree?

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I thought we could have a talk about the facts in this topic, allow me to quote myself ONCE piffleING AGAIN:
Look, pal, I've asked you repeatedly to watch the language. If you need to swear to offend someone, you're not trying hard enough, especially if you're half Swedish.

You keep dodging my first question: How does "SEE YA IN THE piffleING HELL, WHICH BY THE WAY, DOESN't piffleING EXIST" make sense?

As for the existence of Hell, you posited several possible answers but failed to choose any of them. Does Hell exist? Yes or no?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-02-2010, 12:29 PM

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If you are not talking to me then why did you say "I said you, as you, in the community" that does not make any sense at all.
I was not talking to you in that post. I quoted the other guy, simple to teach him that "you" can be both for a whole community, and a single person. Apparently you do not get that. Yet another proof of your stupidity.

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I suggest you stop masturbating, you are now blind and going to hell.

Are you going to pay up you owe Pastor Zeke 3 large, 1 large to Lisa, Nobar and myself. Are all God Mockers deadbeats and liars? Does everyone in Denmarkastan hate Jesus and lie? Do all of you cheat on your debts?
I owe no one anything, as my post has been edited. And you call your self "True Christians". Liars.

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Why were you googling "God hates Denmark" unless you agree?
I was not. I was writing "8 reasons", and then it came with the suggestion "8 reasons why god hates Denmark", and we looked at it.

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Look, pal, I've asked you repeatedly to watch the language. If you need to swear to offend someone, you're not trying hard enough, especially if you're half Swedish.
It is very hard for me, since none of you is actually reading what I am writing.

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You keep dodging my first question: How does "SEE YA IN THE piffleING HELL, WHICH BY THE WAY, DOESN't piffleING EXIST" make sense?

As for the existence of Hell, you posited several possible answers but failed to choose any of them. Does Hell exist? Yes or no?
Hell doesn't exist. This I have told you twice now.

And I already answered your question. Yet another proof that you are an ignorant.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-02-2010, 01:54 PM

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I was not talking to you in that post. I quoted the other guy, simple to teach him that "you" can be both for a whole community, and a single person. Apparently you do not get that. Yet another proof of your stupidity.
You are the one being stupid and also very rude. Why are you being so aggressive and a trouble maker.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-02-2010, 02:08 PM

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You are the one being stupid and also very rude. Why are you being so aggressive and a trouble maker.
You just don't get it, do you?

Those who are rude, are the people who refuse to look at any evidence, but only keeps saying "This is untrue, because I say so!".

If you would all have been keeping on topic, we wouldn't even have had this discussion fulfilled with hatefull words.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-02-2010, 02:15 PM

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You just don't get it, do you?

Those who are rude, are the people who refuse to look at any evidence, but only keeps saying "This is untrue, because I say so!".

If you would all have been keeping on topic, we wouldn't even have had this discussion fulfilled with hatefull words.
People have been trying to keep on topic. I don't see the problem. Evidence has already been supplied to you.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-02-2010, 03:11 PM

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People have been trying to keep on topic. I don't see the problem. Evidence has already been supplied to you.
Where have any of you in here tried to prove me wrong with my very first post in here? Where have I gotten sources that what I have been saying is wrong?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-02-2010, 03:24 PM

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Where have any of you in here tried to prove me wrong with my very first post in here? Where have I gotten sources that what I have been saying is wrong?
I gave you 2 for the flag but you still said I was wrong. There is just no pleasing you.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-02-2010, 05:12 PM

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Where have any of you in here tried to prove me wrong with my very first post in here? Where have I gotten sources that what I have been saying is wrong?
Where's my money? You owe me 3k.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-02-2010, 05:40 PM

Jelly, Jelly, bo Belly,
Banana-fana fo felly,
Fee-fi-mo-melly,
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Hell doesn't exist. This I have told you twice now.
Finally ONE straight answer, after 7 pages of evasion, ignorance and hatred. Your previous response was, "No, or..." which isn't an answer.

So, if Hell doesn't exist, therefore God does not exist (what purpose would God serve without Hell to punish "evil-doers"?) If God doesn't exist, why are you so upset about Him hating Denmarkistan? It is illogical.

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And I already answered your question...
No, you still haven't told me how "SEE YA IN THE piffleING HELL, WHICH BY THE WAY, DOESN't piffleING EXIST" makes sense, but I'm giving up on that one.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 06:06 AM

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I gave you 2 for the flag but you still said I was wrong. There is just no pleasing you.
Apparently you have never heard of something called photoshop, nor the very simple program "Microsoft Paint".

In this program it is very easy to manipulate a picture. Therefor, one picture does not prove anything, as it could have been manipulated. You also didn't provide a source for your picture, so basically this can be something you made yourself. How can I ever know if you didn't just edit the picture?

And does ONE picture really prove me wrong, when you can go to google, and search "Danish flag" in the picture search, and then you get just about 999999999999 danish flags? And yet again, if you go to google, and search for "Finland flag", you get just about 9999999999 flags from Finland, which, funny enough, looks pretty much like the flag posted in this topic.

So tell me, how can this be? Or are you just too ignorant and scared to be proven wrong, that you do not even want to do this very simple search?

I have already provided links to these searches, but my post was edited, which I think is very cheap.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 06:18 AM

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Apparently you have never heard of something called photoshop, nor the very simple program "Microsoft Paint".

In this program it is very easy to manipulate a picture. Therefor, one picture does not prove anything, as it could have been manipulated. You also didn't provide a source for your picture, so basically this can be something you made yourself. How can I ever know if you didn't just edit the picture?

And does ONE picture really prove me wrong, when you can go to google, and search "Danish flag" in the picture search, and then you get just about 999999999999 danish flags? And yet again, if you go to google, and search for "Finland flag", you get just about 9999999999 flags from Finland, which, funny enough, looks pretty much like the flag posted in this topic.

So tell me, how can this be? Or are you just too ignorant and scared to be proven wrong, that you do not even want to do this very simple search?

I have already provided links to these searches, but my post was edited, which I think is very cheap.
I have heard of photoshop. I take my digital camera there to get the photo's printed. Is Microsoft Paint something similar, is it any cheaper. I usually pay about 80 cents per photo.

How could the photo I provided not have a source if I posted it. Is there another way of posting it I do not know about.

Yes it is frustrating with editing posts. Once I wrote something I thought it was very good. Then I noticed a mistake and accidentally deleted everything. I could not remember everything I wrote. I was so upset..


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 07:19 AM

Sister Lisa, you are one of the most patient ladies I know –

To put up with this ongoing opium induced rambling and verbal assaults by Mr Jelly Brain is indeed proof of your True Christian™ values and commitment.

Mr. Jelly Brain does seem to get confused and agitated very easily and this is no doubt another embedded Danish behavioural flaw.

Don’t be swayed or disheartened Sister, as you are Saved™ and have all the facts, Jesus and the KJV1611 on your side.

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Now may the God of patience and comfort grant you to be like-minded toward one another, according to Christ Jesus,


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 07:45 AM

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Sister Lisa, you are one of the most patient ladies I know –

To put up with this ongoing opium induced rambling and verbal assaults by Mr Jelly Brain is indeed proof of your True Christian™ values and commitment.

Mr. Jelly Brain does seem to get confused and agitated very easily and this is no doubt another embedded Danish behavioural flaw.

Don’t be swayed or disheartened Sister, as you are Saved™ and have all the facts, Jesus and the KJV1611 on your side.

Romans 15:5
Now may the God of patience and comfort grant you to be like-minded toward one another, according to Christ Jesus,
Thank you for your kind words Brother Warner. He does seem to be having a hard time in accepting the Lord and his teachings. I noticed he does not have any friends so I sent him a friend request. He might start feeling better if he has a friend.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 08:01 AM

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I have heard of photoshop. I take my digital camera there to get the photo's printed. Is Microsoft Paint something similar, is it any cheaper. I usually pay about 80 cents per photo.

How could the photo I provided not have a source if I posted it. Is there another way of posting it I do not know about.

Yes it is frustrating with editing posts. Once I wrote something I thought it was very good. Then I noticed a mistake and accidentally deleted everything. I could not remember everything I wrote. I was so upset..
Microsoft paint is a program which comes with windows. Go to start menu - run - write "MSPAINT" - press OK. MS Paint lets you edit pictures, or paint one yourself. You can also print your pictures. Photoshop is not a "shop", its a program, which also allows you to edit pictues, however, this program is more advanced.

The picture you provided has no link added to it, therefor, I cannot see where it comes from. If it doesn't come from any websites from the swedish post office, we can then conclude that this picture MUST have been edited somehow, as when you google "Danish flag", you get tons of those flags.

I cannot edit my own posts, why I do not know, but I do know that some paster dude, or whatever, edited my links, so they referred to porn sites. What desire could I possible have to link to such sides? Besides, if I was linking to porn sites (which I was NOT), I would never link to such obvious ones.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 08:19 AM

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I cannot edit my own posts, why I do not know,
cuz you a n00b. go to starts menu, writes "command them prompts", an where it say "C:\Users\JellyBrain>" writes "edit this here posts". it work for me, it true
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 09:58 AM

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Microsoft paint is a program which comes with windows. Go to start menu - run - write "MSPAINT" - press OK. MS Paint lets you edit pictures, or paint one yourself. You can also print your pictures. Photoshop is not a "shop", its a program, which also allows you to edit pictues, however, this program is more advanced.

The picture you provided has no link added to it, therefor, I cannot see where it comes from. If it doesn't come from any websites from the swedish post office, we can then conclude that this picture MUST have been edited somehow, as when you google "Danish flag", you get tons of those flags.

I cannot edit my own posts, why I do not know, but I do know that some paster dude, or whatever, edited my links, so they referred to porn sites. What desire could I possible have to link to such sides? Besides, if I was linking to porn sites (which I was NOT), I would never link to such obvious ones.
So Microsoft Paint won't print my pictures. Sometimes I use a program that came with the camera to print pictures. It looks ok, but wastes to much colour toner on the printer. The Photoshop I go to makes better pictures. They can also make bigger pictures but they cost more money.

Why do you keep saying allows edit of my photos. Is this some kind of thing in Denmark for printing photos.

The 2 photos I posted are real. If they were not how would you be able to see them.

I sometimes look at stamp collecting websites and look at the stamps. You must like looking at stamps also. Thanks for the tip at looking at Swedish Post office website.

Editing posts can be tricky like I said. I normally click on the Edit Post button. That always work for me. Perhaps you could try that. It may say something different if you computer comes from Denmark.

I hope you have stopped looking porn sites. I find it really rude when you click on something and it takes you to a porn site.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 02:19 PM

Is this a 5 minute argument of the full half hour .....
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 09-03-2010, 02:23 PM

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Is this a 5 minute argument of the full half hour .....
Are you trying for the dumbest comment ever.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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