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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-21-2010, 11:30 AM
theres actully a couple of fauls in your statement.
1. it's not the danish flag
2. Astrid Lindgreen was swedish
3. it's about 1000 years ago since there last were vikings in denmark
4. Rasmussen has'nt been primeminister for about 10 years now
Get your facts right before you say shit like that, and how can you say somthing like that? I don't think you even been in Denmark.
The Danes are actully nice people.
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06-21-2010, 03:22 PM
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(I recall that in the start of a thread, a woman mockingly asked why the Danes were named after a giant dog, namingly the Great Dane race of dogs. It's the other way around. The Great Dane race was named after the Danes, as they were the first to breed it. Also, it's big, hence "great".)
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You got it all wrong. The Great Dane originated in Germany. It's named a Great Dane because Danishian men look like beasts and the women act like bitches, but this particular beast is bigger, calmer and more handsome...hence Great Dane.
The German people was actually trying to help Denmark to become a better country by naming the breed a Great Dane.
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06-21-2010, 06:09 PM
Hello
I just want to ask, if this Thread is a joke?
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I just want to ask, if this Thread is a joke?
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06-21-2010, 06:16 PM
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I just want to ask, if this Thread is a joke?
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Are you a joke, Mickey?
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06-21-2010, 06:41 PM
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Alright. But that's not the point.
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And as I am in fact a "Dane" myself, I do believe I know a thing or two about what it's like to be one. And yes, my second language is english too, but that does not mean i can't speak or write it properly.
But obviously you're the one talking to me like I'm a retard who doesn't know anything - because you can't tell I'm danish.
But yes.. I do believe that the vast majority of Denmark is completely and utterly retarded.
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How should I know that you're a Dane? It's hard to guess, when you're saying "Denmarkians". Why'd you even do that, if you're so well aware, that the word is "Danes"?
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I don't understand why you're talking about dogs.
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It should be fairly obvious.
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No wonder God hates us so much.
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What gives you the right to state that God hates us? Has he told you himself? Are you a prophet?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-21-2010, 06:45 PM
Yeah I'm a joke, coz I'm Danish !
I just thought it was a joke, since none of the things you write make any sense..
As Dennis writes, none of your facts are true :p its just so hilarious ..
So one of my friends send this link to me, because she didn't know if it was a joke either .. and I just wanted to find out
..and I've read some of your other Threads, and it all just seems like a big joke:p
simply can't stop laughing .. have to show this website to all my friends on facebook, so we can make fun of you too hahahaha
And if this really isn't a joke, then you are all just disgusting barbaric ... arrgg! Evil people, this has nothing to do with Christianity.
You just sound like people who rape your own kids, maybe because you all got raped yourself. And now you have made this forum, just so you can get all your frustrations out.
.. Horrible people! You should all be ashamed of yourself, especially the old men, who are clearly piffleed up, trying to brainwash everyone to be as sick as yourself.
Last but not least, I hope you all get locked into a mental hospital, since it seems that it would be the only place you all would fit in
I hope you all burn up in hell, for being such evil Christians. EEW!!!
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06-21-2010, 06:46 PM
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You got it all wrong. The Great Dane originated in Germany. It's named a Great Dane because Danishian men look like beasts and the women act like bitches, but this particular beast is bigger, calmer and more handsome...hence Great Dane.
The German people was actually trying to help Denmark to become a better country by naming the breed a Great Dane.
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My source says "Country of Origin: Denmark/Germany".
Also: "Danishian" is not a word. You meaning "Danish". It's not that hard to get. Why do you hate the English language so much?
Oh, and do you have a source on these oh-so-probable reasons for the naming of the Great Dane?
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06-21-2010, 07:09 PM
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.. Horrible people! You should all be ashamed of yourself, especially the old men, who are clearly piffleed up!
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Your sexism and ageism is unwarranted. I guess I'm lucky that you didn't single me out by race, too.
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06-21-2010, 07:14 PM
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My source says "Country of Origin: Denmark/Germany".
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50% of that is correct.
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Why do you hate the English language so much?
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Why wouldn't I?! The only true language is God's own, which is American.
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Oh, and do you have a source on these oh-so-probable reasons for the naming of the Great Dane?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-21-2010, 07:16 PM
Hahahahahahahaha..
yeah sure I'm a sexist
too bad you couldnt find anything relevant to say.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-21-2010, 07:31 PM
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Yeah I'm a joke, coz I'm Danish !
I just thought it was a joke, since none of the things you write make any sense..
As Dennis writes, none of your facts are true :p its just so hilarious ..
So one of my friends send this link to me, because she didn't know if it was a joke either .. and I just wanted to find out
..and I've read some of your other Threads, and it all just seems like a big joke:p
simply can't stop laughing .. have to show this website to all my friends on facebook, so we can make fun of you too hahahaha
And if this really isn't a joke, then you are all just disgusting barbaric ... arrgg! Evil people, this has nothing to do with Christianity.
You just sound like people who rape your own kids, maybe because you all got raped yourself. And now you have made this forum, just so you can get all your frustrations out.
.. Horrible people! You should all be ashamed of yourself, especially the old men, who are clearly piffleed up, trying to brainwash everyone to be as sick as yourself.
Last but not least, I hope you all get locked into a mental hospital, since it seems that it would be the only place you all would fit in
I hope you all burn up in hell, for being such evil Christians. EEW!!!
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06-21-2010, 08:33 PM
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Why wouldn't I?! The only true language is God's own, which is American.
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How can you claim that American is God's own language? What language did He speak when Jesus walked the Earth, then? Because American didn't exist.
Also, there's no such thing as the American language. There's American English. America has no real language of it's own, the population speaks a wide variety of American English, Spanish, Chinese and more. The settlers didn't come to America and then all invented a new language, they just kept speaking what they always had.
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So, your source is... yourself? Aha...
I hope you do realize that that's not a valid source? It's like children arguing and ending it all with "BECAUSE I SAID SO!".
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-21-2010, 09:57 PM
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Also, there's no such thing as the American language. America has no real language of it's own...
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Try telling that to an American...boy, are they gonna love you when you tell them, that the language they speak/write is imaginary.
Oh...I guess you won't be able to read/understand this then. After all, this is an American forum.
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06-22-2010, 12:07 AM
my apologizes for any hostility that may have come across....
Its all just so, difficult to grasp. I can find all these facts, and take statements said by you members on previous forums, and show that everything here contradicts everything....
and when faced with actual facts and proof that some of your info you provide is false, and the only responses i can get in return are statements twisted from what i said previously....Its just very frustrating.
So accept it or not...once again my apologizes
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my apologizes for any hostility that may have come across....
Its all just so, difficult to grasp. I can find all these facts, and take statements said by you members on previous forums, and show that everything here contradicts everything....
and when faced with actual facts and proof that some of your info you provide is false, and the only responses i can get in return are statements twisted from what i said previously....Its just very frustrating.
So accept it or not...once again my apologizes
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-22-2010, 01:13 PM
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Try telling that to an American...boy, are they gonna love you when you tell them, that the language they speak/write is imaginary.
Oh...I guess you won't be able to read/understand this then. After all, this is an American forum.
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I have told that to Americans. I was in the USA last March. They agreed with me.
Obviously, you're not understanding what I mean.
I am not saying that you are speaking an imaginary language. I am saying that calling it American is wrong, because it is English (or the best term: "American English", as some words differ, but it's the same language).
Yes, the forum is American. Because the makers are American, it's mostly used by Americans and so on. But that doesn't change the fact that the language used is English.
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06-22-2010, 01:24 PM
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I have told that to Americans. I was in the USA last March. They agreed with me.
Obviously, you're not understanding what I mean.
I am not saying that you are speaking an imaginary language. I am saying that calling it American is wrong, because it is English (or the best term: "American English", as some words differ, but it's the same language).
Yes, the forum is American. Because the makers are American, it's mostly used by Americans and so on. But that doesn't change the fact that the language used is English.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-22-2010, 01:32 PM
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I have told that to Americans. I was in the USA last March. They agreed with me.
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I would like to see some proof of this so-called agreement.
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Oh, I understand perfectly. It is you that have been blinded by Evil.
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I am not saying that you are speaking an imaginary language. I am saying that calling it American is wrong, because it is English (or the best term: "American English", as some words differ, but it's the same language).
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Why do you hate the American language? Why are you mocking God's favorite country? Do you not love Jesus?
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