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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-29-2010, 09:16 PM

btw. learn to spell.
it's spelled Freddie Mercury. not murcury. -.-
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-29-2010, 09:46 PM

The salvation believe you arent at all from denmark... if u were you would know that we're called danes and you would know that we pay just around 60% in taxes... besides
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DENMARK IS THE HAPPIEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!

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now you guys could seriously learn from what i just did there... i actually put in sources... you guys never put in any sources for your "facts" which is why it is so easy to prove all the 8 reasons wrong...

i've been looking at a few of the pages and the only person i see who thinks denmark sucks and actually bases it on facts is Anne86 and i totally respect your opinion! but cant agree.. the 1 reason is just awesome
2 is a matter of political views... not a reason to hate denmark...
3 i never heard about it so i'm not gonna comment on that...
4. i dont think it was but you might be right... anyway i support marijuana (dont smoke it just support it.. not gonna say why since thats not what this is about)
5. it might be a little minus...
6. The place your talking about is christiania (notice it says CHRISTiania ) anyway... it is the only place of its kind in the world i believe and has become part of our culture... a lot of danes are against though (not me. i think its awesome)
7 how is that a reason to hate denmark? if you ask me that should be what everyone wants...
8. i dont know what channels your talking about but you do find commercials in danish TV...

but as any discussion this is just the way i look at it and i totally respect your opinion Anne86 however i cant agree with cranky old man... I'm not gonna say how much i hate you because i cant really judge you on what you've posted and i dont think you should do that either... i dont believe in heaven or hell or what the bible says literally but i'm pretty sure that the main message of the bible is to be nice to others and i dont think it is very nice to enjoy watching others burning and if jesus exist i'm pretty sure he wouldnt... but anyway... i think this discussion is become insane... all i see is people posting about how much they hate denmark and how much danes hate the people who hate denmark... and then you have all the christians talking about how all of the people who support denmark are gonna go to hell...-.-

maybe we should all just face the fact that there are different opinions on this topic and that denmark perhaps isnt the perfect country but it in my opinion it sure seems better than american and as i said before denmark is the happiest country in the world and i could name loads of other reasons. infact i wrote an essay about but anyway... i'm not gonna waste anymore time on this forum since the different opinions arent being respected... if you ask me this is not a very good discussion
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-29-2010, 09:58 PM

-.- seriously this isnt a discussion... i just posted 3 sources for the fact that denmark is the happiest country and you decide to block them and say its porn? -.- this website is way too filtered to have a discussion on... if opinions different from yours arent being respected then how can you call it a forum?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-29-2010, 10:00 PM

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-.- seriously this isnt a discussion... i just posted 3 sources for the fact that denmark is the happiest country and you decide to block them and say its porn?
I have no doubt watching porn all day is making you people happy. But life isn't about being happy, it is about earning access to Heaven!


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i've been looking at a few of the pages and the only person i see who thinks denmark sucks and actually bases it on facts is Anne86 and i totally respect your opinion! but cant agree..
"The 8 reasons..." I wrote aren't the reasons I dislike Denmark. I do that for other reasons. I just suggested som factbased reasons to hate Denmark that still fittet with the logic of a True Christian.
Which I'm not, as you may have notised.
I'd have written to you in Danish, but as I was made aware of, this is an American site, and I should stick with the language everyone understands instead of using the "moonlanguage" of Denmark
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-29-2010, 10:13 PM

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I have no doubt watching porn all day is making you people happy. But life isn't about being happy, it is about earning access to Heaven!
thats more like it! i dont know if you respect what i think but i respect that you are such a strong believer in god and heaven and that you think life is about earning access to heaven. but then i would like to ask what it takes to earn access?...however saying that we watch porn all day is a small overexaduration...

and to Anne86 sorry i misunderstood now i just don't respect you anymore i had hoped though that someone with another opinion than me would base their believe on facts though but its hard to find
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thats more like it! i dont know if you respect what i think but i respect that you are such a strong believer in god and heaven and that you think life is about earning access to heaven. but then i would like to ask what it takes to earn access?...however saying that we watch porn all day is a small overexaduration...

and to Anne86 sorry i misunderstood now i just respect you even more i had hoped though that someone with another opinion than me would base their believe on facts though but its hard to find
I am glad you are coming around and beginning to realize the power of God is pure and true. Accordingly, a man like COM only reports facts and is a Godly man of the highest caliber. I know it is hard for a third world country like denmark to accept the reality of the horrors. But you appear to be making steps in the right direction. Renounce the Godlessness of your country. Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-29-2010, 10:37 PM

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I am glad you are coming around and beginning to realize the power of God is pure and true. Accordingly, a man like COM only reports facts and is a Godly man of the highest caliber. I know it is hard for a third world country like denmark to accept the reality of the horrors. But you appear to be making steps in the right direction. Renounce the Godlessness of your country. Praise Jesus!
well the first thing "COM" wrote wasnt fact... he wrote that we invented pipi longstocking which is not true... just to give an example... it was the swedish and i was just trying to hear what your opinions were as to what it takes... and besides we arent what you would consider a third world country -.-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fi...worlds_map.svg please dont ban this because its porn -.- its simply a map showing countries of the 3rd 2nd and 1st world and if you can locate denmark you'll find its 1st world... i dont think i said or made signs that i'm "realizing the power of god"... i dont believe in god... i dont believe literally in the bible but figuratively and i dont believe jesus ever existed...
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-30-2010, 12:18 AM

I have just come in late on this but Mr. Danish Dude is indeed another example and irrefutable evidence that Danes are one of God's most despised nationalities.

Not only are Danes like Mr. Danish Dude obnoxious they are also backward, this being a result of their addiction and over consumption of disgusting Roll-mops.

Only disciples of the antichrist would endorse the consumption of raw Herring for three meals a day and even force these culinary atrocities upon to new borne babies so as to have them growing to worship Satan

I presume that naturally Mr. Danish Dude’s relatives are all filthy Communists, Nazi war criminals and rapists and that he works in the IKEEA factory or the Voolvo factory assembling these Danish evil consumables on behalf of Satan to the detriment of True Christians™ around the world

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Danish Dude: The salvation believe you arent at all from denmark... if u were you would know that we're called danes and you would know that we pay just around 60% in taxes... besides
I am indeed from Denmark. It's clearly you who don't know what to call Denmarkians. Danes are a dog breed.



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It's typical Denmarkians to use dirty language when you don't have any arguments left.

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DENMARK IS THE HAPPIEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!
Do I sound like i'm happy about my country? If you really have heard that kind of nonsense somewhere, its clearly communist goverment propaganda.

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now you guys could seriously learn from what i just did there... i actually put in sources... you guys never put in any sources for your "facts" which is why it is so easy to prove all the 8 reasons wrong...
If you had used your time reading trough this thread instead of bitching about the last few posts, you would know that almost every single postulate in here is backed up by the greatest of all sources - The Holy Bible.

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i've been looking at a few of the pages and the only person i see who thinks denmark sucks and actually bases it on facts is Anne86 and i totally respect your opinion!
Look again!!

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2 is a matter of political views... not a reason to hate denmark...
Wrong. It's one of the best reasons to hate Denmark, but remember, we are not the ones who hates our hell doomed country. God hates Denmark - all we do is believing in our Lord. Why do you hate him so much?

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3 i never heard about it so i'm not gonna comment on that...
So much for your sources...

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4. i dont think it was but you might be right... anyway i support marijuana (dont smoke it just support it.. not gonna say why since thats not what this is about)
Right!!! You don't smoke it, just support it. Put out your joint and step in to the real world. Everything you write indicates that you are addicted to this terrible drug.

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5. it might be a little minus...
You think so? Wow, a little more thinking from you might get you saved from the eternal hellfire your gonna end up in, if you don't turn to God.

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6. The place your talking about is christiania (notice it says CHRISTiania ) anyway... it is the only place of its kind in the world i believe and has become part of our culture... a lot of danes are against though (not me. i think its awesome)
Only communazis live in that place and they will all burn in hell for choosing a Godmocking name like Christinia for that sinful place.

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7 how is that a reason to hate denmark? if you ask me that should be what everyone wants...
Well, we are not asking you.

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8. i dont know what channels your talking about but you do find commercials in danish TV...
What you'll find is porn, raping, Godmocking, gaysex and communazi propaganda.


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i think this discussion is become insane... all i see is people posting about how much they hate denmark and how much danes hate the people who hate denmark... and then you have all the christians talking about how all of the people who support denmark are gonna go to hell...-.-
They are... Most of them anyway. We are a few who joined the Landover Baptist Church. And I'm sure God will let us go to heaven for that.




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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-30-2010, 10:08 AM

Hello again, Salvation Believer!
I was told, that I wasn't allowed to wright to you in danish, since this is an American wabsite. I recon that's fair.

[Swedish hex removed]?

One thing, though. The dogbreed is named after people in Denmark - hence the name: Dane. Which is also what you call Danish people - Danes.
Where in Denmark do you live?

One last question.
I read the thread about "Why God loves Germany" (Our neighbour to the south). Here you seemed to hail the Nazis for sending Jews, Romas, Communists, physically and mentally diseased people and gay people in consentration camps. Yet in other threads you seem to use the term "nazi" as a bad word.
Why is this?

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-30-2010, 11:53 AM

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Hello again, Salvation Believer!
I was told, that I wasn't allowed to wright to you in danish, since this is an American wabsite. I recon that's fair.

[Swedish hex removed]?

One thing, though. The dogbreed is named after people in Denmark - hence the name: Dane. Which is also what you call Danish people - Danes.
Where in Denmark do you live?

One last question.
I read the thread about "Why God loves Germany" (Our neighbour to the south). Here you seemed to hail the Nazis for sending Jews, Romas, Communists, physically and mentally diseased people and gay people in consentration camps. Yet in other threads you seem to use the term "nazi" as a bad word.
Why is this?
I'm sure that I have never hailed any nazis in may life. According to the bible they did some pretty good deeds, (if you have read the "Why God loves Germany" thread, you know i'm right) but they also did some terrible things.
One of the biggest sins in nazi-germany, was that the population worshipped their leader as if he was a God. We at Landover, knows that there is only one God to worship - the one you can read about in the King James Version of the Bible.
So the only "hailing" you will see me do, is to the Holy Book.




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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-30-2010, 03:35 PM

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I'm sure that I have never hailed any nazis in may life. According to the bible they did some pretty good deeds, (if you have read the "Why God loves Germany" thread, you know i'm right) but they also did some terrible things.
One of the biggest sins in nazi-germany, was that the population worshipped their leader as if he was a God. We at Landover, knows that there is only one God to worship - the one you can read about in the King James Version of the Bible.
So the only "hailing" you will see me do, is to the Holy Book.
Cool. Thank you so much for a straight answer to a sincere question.

By the way. Where it says "swedish hex removed" I simply wrote to you in Danish that "we wouldn't want people to think, we were talking about them behind their backs, if we wrote in Danish" - no hex about that. Just a joke (not that funny a joke, but deffinately not a hex), one Dane to another
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-30-2010, 08:32 PM

The flag is wrong, link to the right one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_Denmark.svg Source that this is the right flag: http://www.google.dk/images?hl=da&q=...w=1016&bih=602 If you still don't believe it, go google "danish flag" and see what you get most of. I am a dane myself, and I do very well know my own piffleing flag, idiots.

1. The danish word for "rape" is "voldtćgt", and not "viking". Use google translator to see this. Invented rape? The way I see it, your sick and twisted religion seems to adore rape, if a man rapes some girl, she have to marry her? WTF is that shit about? That is pure racism, and you will all go to the piffleing hell (Which doesn't exist BTW)

2. Do you have any source that Denmark provided free whores to the visitors? Please, do read this article again, you are too much of a dumb shit to understand it apparently.

3. Because one man cheats, our whole country is doomed? How much of a satanist are you? And it was because of a "Suspicion", which does not mean he actually did it, read your article again, nimron.

4. Do you know for a fact that he was satans' son, or is that just another of your stupid beliefs? Have you ever read one of his fairytales? They are quite good.

5. And we can be held responsible for one man creating a product by himself, and selling it internationally? That could very well have been invented by your own stupid country.

6. http://www.google.dk/#hl=da&q=pippi+...993c1d7c21f853 - click first link, which is wikipedia, which is NOT a porn site, and never will be. Let me quote what is inside the wikipedia page:
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Pippi Longstocking (Swedish Pippi Lĺngstrump) is a real character in a series of children's books by Swedish author Astrid Lindgren, and adapted into multiple films and television series. Pippi was named by Lindgren's then nine-year-old daughter, Karin, who requested a get-well story from her mother one day when she was home sick from school.
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10:30 The debate (People debating on what is going on in the present Denmark)
11:10 The golden apples (Never heard of it, but it sure doesn't sound like anything god would hate.
11:30 Dinner with Nis Boesdal (Nis Boesdal is a NAME, and NOT a word for "Niece", and no bedroom is in that sentense at all)
12:00 DR update - News and weather (So, we may not know tomorrows weather now?
***Under "12:00" it says "DR Update with latest news and todays weather"***
12:30 Horison, the fight for the fackle (I have seen this, ans is a documentary, and has nothing to do with homosexuallity)
12:35 Review with Brutalis (And NOT brutality, and this is NOT meant for children, children find this boring. There is NOTHING in there, that they may not see)
12:55 Friends on adventure
13:25 Scared for life (A documentary on poor people who has a rough time, and people trying to help them)
13:50 SuperNeighbor (It says it all, but has nothing to do with super mario)
14:20 Come again (A TV series which is quite amusing looking at)
***Under "14:20" it says "Somebody gladly do it"***
14:50 News on signspeak (For people who cannot hear, they use this way of speaking)
15:00 DR Update - news and weather (Who is that piffleing dumb shit who translated this? For the piffleing sake of the piffleing god, STOP YOUR IGNORANGE, stupid nimrons)
8. http://www.cphpost.dk/component/cont...html?task=view was all I could find about this last point. And your post was posted a few month before this news came up, so what you have written at that given time, is incorrect, the same with that rape shit. You have no source of this, and is only made up by someone you know, or even yourself.

Please, for the love of piffleing god (Yeah, I know you piffleing love him), stop your piffleing dumb shit ignorance and check up on your stuff before you write such things down. I may very well have to report you to the police and have your piffleing side closed for this, as this post actually violates a few laws, together with all the piffleing rest of your "Hate country" threads. They are redundant, and you all deserve (and will) go to hell for this. I cannot tell you how piffleing redicules you all look. Me and my friend have had an AWESOME laugh these past 2 hours just browsing all of your answers in here. Jesus piffleing christ you are so ignorent, stupid, idiotic, ridicules, redundant, mentally desturbed piffle tards who doesn't know their stuff before you just post it. CHECK YOUR piffleING SOURCES, AND IF YOU HEARD IT FROM A RANDOM STANGER, THEN FOR piffle SAKE GOOGLE IT TO SEE IF IT IS TRUE OR NOT BEFORE YOU piffleING POST THE SHIT ON YOUR SHITTY piffleING FORUM WHICH IS THE MOST REDUNDANT FORUM I HAVE EVER SEEN.

NOW GOODBYE piffleING NOOBS. SEE YA IN THE piffleING HELL, WHICH BY THE WAY, DOESN't piffleING EXIST, SO CUDOS ME!!!!!!!!!!

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...SEE YA IN THE piffleING HELL, WHICH BY THE WAY, DOESN't piffleING EXIST, SO CUDOS ME!!!!!!!!!!...
Dear Godmocking Denmarkian savage, thank you for making so much sense
And you're claiming win? Oh, insta-fail. Go to the introductions forum and tell us all about yourself, why you hate Jesus, yada yada...


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-30-2010, 09:09 PM

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Dear Godmocking Denmarkian savage, thank you for making so much sense
And you're claiming win? Oh, insta-fail. Go to the introductions forum and tell us all about yourself, why you hate Jesus, yada yada...
Dear ignorance prick, thank YOU for making so much more sense than me

You didn't even read what I wrote. You simply ignore that fact that I am right, and you really believe, in your stupid tiny head, that you, for some strange reason, is right, however, all my facts prove the exact opposite. You provide no source for your facts as well, only even more stupid people in here writing what they believe, and you take that as a fact. That is a belief, and you sick and twisted people need to piffleing learn what fact and belief is.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-30-2010, 09:23 PM

ALMOST ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE NEARLY INSANE!! YOU BELIEVE SO MUCH IN THE piffleING BIBLE THAT YOU SEE IT AS FACT-.- ALMOST EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE HAS BEEN PROVEN WRONG! http://atheism.about.com/od/biblecon...ons_Errors.htm this link once again is not porn so please dont ban it... it just shows loads of examples of mistakes in the bible...
the earth is not 6000 years old and adam and eve were'nt the first people on earth and if the earth ever had been flooded geologist would have found proof... just to name a few...
besides what kind of sexists are you? thinking god is a man? why not a women? or a pie? or a flying spaghetti monster?

And what kind of christians would enjoy watching others burn in hell? isnt the main message of the bible to be nice?

the bible is an amazing book if you look at the message.. DONT TAKE ANY OF IT LITERALLY!!!

Besides maybe there should be a list called 8 reasons why everyone hates Landover baptist church.
1. you say the bible is fact when there is no proof at all of any of it ever happening.
2. you say you'll enjoy watching us burn in hell... not very nice
3. you are an organization full of prejudice assholes who judge someone based on their nationalities and not on how they are.
4. you lie. (Oh my god a sin!?) ex. "I know it is hard for a third world country like denmark to accept the reality of the horrors." quote from James Hutchins. Denmark is not a third world country... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fi...worlds_map.svg thats a map showing 1st 2nd and 3rd world countries. if you can locate denmark you'll see we're 1st world... if you want more examples look at all the 8 reasons in the beginning.
5. you are extremely narrow-minded and stubborn and dont even want to listen to others opinion because you think yours is the only right one.
6. you cant except other countries faults and you look past your own such as the huge amount of poor people in USA, you release 20% of all the CO2 in the world. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...xide_emissions
7. some catholic priests molest children.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholi..._United_States
8. you waste oxygen...

none of the links i linked are porn so dont say it is like you did with my other links...
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Dear Didymus, thank YOU for making so much more sense than me.
Your welcome, even if you still haven't grasped my point. As you are one of the most ignorant Denmarkian savages to arrive here in a while, I will be patient and explain:

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SEE YA IN THE piffleING HELL, WHICH BY THE WAY, DOESN't piffleING EXIST
How could you wish to see someone somewhere that you acknowledge doesn't even exist? This makes no sense.

As for proof of your ignorance, why don't you look beside my name? See those little tags I've been awarded? See the one that says "Hellbound Heathen"? How about the "ATHEIST" one? Feeling decidedly unclever, yet?

I'm sure, even after the ignorant and offensive twaddle you've spewed across these boards, that there are a few True Christians™ who still would like to help you overcome your anger and bitterness at being born in such a hateful, God-mocking place as Denmarkishianland. So go to the introductions forum and tell us all about yourself: why you hate Jesus, if you ever got that stolen copy of GTA4 you illegally downloaded working, yada yada...


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Besides maybe there should be a list called 8 reasons why everyone hates Landover baptist church.
1. you say the bible is fact when there is no proof at all of any of it ever happening.
What are you talking about? Everything in the Bible happened. The Holy KJV1611 Bible says so. Why would you doubt God's Words?

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2. you say you'll enjoy watching us burn in hell... not very nice
How is it our fault that you decide to go to Hell instead of Heaven? Why shouldn't we be allowed to enjoy ourselves. That's what going to Heaven is all about.

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3. you are an organization full of prejudice assholes who judge someone based on their nationalities and not on how they are.
That's not true. You can be Denmarkian and still be a True Christian™. It's all about opening up to the Lord and let Him fill you up with His Mighty Spirit.

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4. you lie.
A True Christian™ never lies. We speak only the Truth©

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5. you are extremely narrow-minded and stubborn and dont even want to listen to others opinion because you think yours is the only right one.
We don't think we are right, we know. Pick up the KJV1611 Bible and you will discover the Truth© too.

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6. you cant except other countries faults and you look past your own such as the huge amount of poor people in USA, you release 20% of all the CO2 in the world. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...xide_emissions
It is easy to come up with claims like that when you do not back it up with biblical scripture.

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7. some catholic priests molest children.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholi..._United_States
Yes, we know, but what does that have to do with LBC?

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8. you waste oxygen...
You should be more concerned about where you're going when there's no more oxygen left for you to breath.

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none of the links i linked are porn so dont say it is like you did with my other links...
Since your other links were to pornsites why should these be any different?!


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-30-2010, 11:50 PM

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Your welcome, even if you still haven't grasped my point. As you are one of the most ignorant Denmarkian savages to arrive here in a while, I will be patient and explain:

How could you wish to see someone somewhere that you acknowledge doesn't even exist? This makes no sense.

As for proof of your ignorance, why don't you look beside my name? See those little tags I've been awarded? See the one that says "Hellbound Heathen"? How about the "ATHEIST" one? Feeling decidedly unclever, yet?

I'm sure, even after the ignorant and offensive twaddle you've spewed across these boards, that there are a few True Christians™ who still would like to help you overcome your anger and bitterness at being born in such a hateful, God-mocking place as Denmarkishianland. So go to the introductions forum and tell us all about yourself: why you hate Jesus, if you ever got that stolen copy of GTA4 you illegally downloaded working, yada yada...
You actually never answered my point of my post. Don't get me wrong, I never said I hated Jesus. I said I hated you, for hating my country, and that the facts you come with, as a reason why you hate my country, is very poor, and I can link to thousands of sites which proves you wrong. And to say pippi was invented in Denmark, thats just ridicules.

What you mean with your stupid ignorance, is that I have proven you wrong in so many ways, and yet you still insist that all these terribly things have been done by my country. THAT my dear christian, is ignorance. So please, I beg of you, I am actually on my crying knees, prove me wrong, because I would bet you 99999999999999999999999 dollars that you can't.

I have no idea what the signs beside your name means.

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What are you talking about? Everything in the Bible happened. The Holy KJV1611 Bible says so. Why would you doubt God's Words?
If I wrote a book called "The gravity doesn't exist", and I in that book write, that this is all true, would you believe it too? That argument you come with here is the worst I have EVER heard from someone.

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How is it our fault that you decide to go to Hell instead of Heaven? Why shouldn't we be allowed to enjoy ourselves. That's what going to Heaven is all about.
WHERE ARE THE FACTS????

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That's not true. You can be Denmarkian and still be a True Christian™. It's all about opening up to the Lord and let Him fill you up with His Mighty Spirit.
Yet none of us wants to be like you twisted maniacs.

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A True Christian™ never lies. We speak only the Truth©
Yet none of you can find a source to back up your words. How can I ever believe that you are no lying?

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We don't think we are right, we know. Pick up the KJV1611 Bible and you will discover the Truth© too.
Can be answered the same way as the first one. Just with this addition: None of us want to, since your whole religion actually shits on us, and our opinions. How do you ever expect to get more people into your community if you ignore half of our posts, and say that our country sucks?

It is easy to come up with claims like that when you do not back it up with biblical scripture.

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You should be more concerned about where you're going when there's no more oxygen left for you to breath.
If that happens to me, it also happens to you, as we will always be the same place: Earth (Unless you are an awesome spaceman, which I do not believe you are)

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Since your other links were to pornsites why should these be any different?!
Where do you see ANY porn at all? See, this is what I am talking about. You guys are so ignorant. Please, do tell me, what do you consider porn?
All this guys links to is wikipedia, which we all know what is (If you don't, then goddammit your an idiot), and a site called atheism. This site has no porn whatsoever inside it, unless you take advertising for something that you have won (which is not porn) as porn.
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