[lrbailey]

I'm pretty sure anything long and shaped like that can be misconstrued as a phallic symbol.
I really don't agree with the whole ruining to gardens based on hunches, and then poreing salt to get even. That seems extremely childish and a real round about way of voicing your opinion. You should of just talked to him. Not trying to be rude, and sorry if anything I have typed is offensive.

[sheepsnot]

god wanted 10 days to create the earth. Chuck Norris gave him 7

[Leah zbian]

Are you serious? Why are you accusing that people stick vegetables in their bodies? What, do you do it? And this doesn't prove God exists. You people are so wrong. Soooooooooooooooooo wrong. Where's the REAL Christians at? Seriously.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Leahzbian

Are you serious? Why are you accusing that people stick vegetables in their bodies? What, do you do it? And this doesn't prove God exists. You people are so wrong. Soooooooooooooooooo wrong. Where's the REAL Christians at? Seriously.

Dear friend:

Once you have introduced yourself in the introduction forum, please feel free to explain to us — citing book, chapter, and verse from the King James Bible — just how we are wrong and not real Christians. Thank you, and have a blessed day.

[Leah zbian]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

0% You know that sort of statement is the sort of thing that Demoncrats and fluffy-bunny False Christians believe. The truth of the matter is somewhat more prosaic. God puts man in charge of women for a reason – brain-size.

A woman’s place is in the kitchen of her home where a man might be around to supervise. I’m sure you would not want

(a) your wife employed
(b) her out until all hours of the night
(c ) to think, even for one moment, that she had any authority to tell male sous-chefs or waiters what to do
(d) her to give herself a headache thinking of new recipes on her own without the women’s church group to consult
(e) expect her to create new and complex dishes for a variety of other men.
(f) out touching things at that time of the month and
(h) deserting your many children.

No sir, lest you forget, a woman’s place is in the … (complete this well-known phrase or saying.)

What the hey is wrong with you people? My Goodness.

[Leah zbian]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

Dear friend:

Once you have introduced yourself in the introduction forum, please feel free to explain to us — citing book, chapter, and verse from the King James Bible — just how we are wrong and not real Christians. Thank you, and have a blessed day.

I really don't need to "introduce" myself to anyone. Why do I have to recite the KJ?? Get out of the past. Read the NIV. But then again, you people are kind of old. So it's explainable. I will have a very blessed day living the life God lets me live. The freedom to be working and not having a man breathing down my back as if he owns me.

[Lola Handcock]

Leahzbain what kinda darn fool name is that. Is it code for lesbian ? You are a demon ,or a homer .Either way it does not matter both are the same.
Why do you hate God ,what has Jesus done to make you hate HIM ?


You best get right with Jesus and chases the demons from your self !

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Leahzbian

What the (un-Christian word deleted) is wrong with you people? My Goodness.

So it's wrong to follow what the Bible actually says, as opposed to your personal opinion of what it would say if only God agreed with you on everything?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Leahzbian

Are you serious? Why are you accusing that people stick vegetables in their bodies? What, do you do it? And this doesn't prove God exists. You people are so wrong. Soooooooooooooooooo wrong. Where's the REAL Christians at? Seriously.

No we are not saying that you judgmental false Christian. This is about the proof of the existance of God.

We are saying

• Cucumbers are suitable for sticking into a human body
• There is no natural reason for this
• Only the God we Christians worship is concerned over what people put in their bodies

Therefore God exists.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Leah zbian

I really don't need to "introduce" myself to anyone. Why do I have to recite the KJ?? Get out of the past. Read the NIV. But then again, you people are kind of old. So it's explainable. I will have a very blessed day living the life God lets me live. The freedom to be working and not having a man breathing down my back as if he owns me.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[ThrustingBoy]

Hello, this is my first post and introducing yourself seems to be important so here goes. I want to church every once in awhile as a child, mostly with my sister who is now an extreme Christian. But I am an atheist, I do not claim that I know all of the answers to everything but I do believe the answers are out there and will someday be answered. I have my reasons for not believing in the bible but will not go into that since that is not the point of the post. But something I would like to point out in regards to this post is that I have never, and will never insert anything into my bum, ever. I have nothing against homos and am not going to tell them how to live or what to put where but I am not one of them.

Now on with the post.
You say that your explanation of cucumbers PROVE the existence of God, but how do you also explain Watermelons, Honeydew, Potatoes, Squash, or anything else that you can think of? And also, with the cucumbers I would like to know where in the Bible it explains your theory that they are a trap for people to use in such a disgusting way. And if it is not in the Bible then what makes you think that you are right without a shadow of a doubt?

I am not being mean, nor am I angry but I would like a legitimate reply and I would appreciate it if I was not automatically regarded as trash just because I do not share your religious believes.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by ThrashingBoy

But I am an atheist, I do not claim that I know all of the answers

Ok, that's fair.

Originally Posted by ThrashingBoy

I have never, and will never insert anything into my bum, ever

Ah, good to know. Many people fail to mention these things in their first post.

Originally Posted by ThrashingBoy

You say that your explanation of cucumbers PROVE the existence of God, but how do you also explain Watermelons, Honeydew, Potatoes, Squash, or anything else that you can think of?

We know God created everything, so also all these things you mention.

Originally Posted by ThrashingBoy

And if it is not in the Bible then what makes you think that you are right without a shadow of a doubt?

You must have misread or misunderstood something. We are sure about everything in the Bible. There can only be doubt about things that are not in the Bible.

Originally Posted by ThrashingBoy

I am not being mean, nor am I angry

That is nice of you.

Originally Posted by ThrashingBoy

I was not automatically regarded as trash just because I do not share your religious believes.

I am afraid we cannot do that for you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by ThrashingBoy

Now on with the post.
You say that your explanation of cucumbers PROVE the existence of God, but how do you also explain Watermelons, Honeydew, Potatoes, Squash, or anything else that you can think of? And also, with the cucumbers I would like to know where in the Bible it explains your theory that they are a trap for people to use in such a disgusting way. And if it is not in the Bible then what makes you think that you are right without a shadow of a doubt?

Logic:

Question: How is the cucumber created?
Consideration: There is no natural reason for vegetables you can stick up your behind.
Conclusion: Cucumbers are deigned by a intelligence who understands humans want to stick things up their behinds.

Next

Question: What intelligence would designed behind stickable vegetables?
Consideration: The God of the Bible is the only intelligent designer interested in what people put in their behinds
Conclusion: God, and only God created the cucumber.

I think that is clear enough.

[ThrustingBoy]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

We know God created everything, so also all these things you mention.

But since the Bible explains everything for you I would like to know where it says that cucumbers are a trap for people who wish to use them in such a way. And if it doesn't explain it then how can he say for certain that he is correct about his theory.

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

I am afraid we cannot do that for you.

So if people do not share your views then they are automatically lesser people than you? It was my understanding that God loved all his children the same, why don't you love all your brothers and sisters the same as God does?

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by ThrashingBoy

So if people do not share your views then they are automatically lesser people than you?

Not lesser. But they will burn in hell for all eternity.

[ThrustingBoy]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Logic:

Question: How is the cucumber created?
Consideration: There is no natural reason for vegetables you can stick up your behind.
Conclusion: Cucumbers are deigned by a intelligence who understands humans want to stick things up their behinds.

I am sorry but I disagree with you, just because you CAN stick something up your behind does not mean that is what it was meant for, if that is the case then you can generate a very very long list of items that can be inserted in your behind and then avoid those like people are starting to avoid cucumbers. I respect your thoughts but I do not see it was some supreme logic.

Next

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Question: What intelligence would designed behind stickable vegetables?
Consideration: The God of the Bible is the only intelligent designer interested in what people put in their behinds
Conclusion: God, and only God created the cucumber.

I think that is clear enough.

I understand that you believe God created the cucumber along with everything else, but if you cannot reference where the Bible states that that is the purpose of cucumbers then I do not understand how you can say why they are there. Why can't the reason God created them be because he wanted to make them easy to chop up and put them in salads.

I say these posts with all due respect to your religion but I simply do not see how cucumbers PROVE the existence of god.

Again, I do not have all the answers for you but I do believe that the answers are out there.
I would appreciate if my account did not get banned since I am being very polite and am enjoying the discussion with you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by ThrustingBoy

I am sorry but I disagree with you, just because you CAN stick something up your behind does not mean that is what it was meant for, if that is the case then you can generate a very very long list of items that can be inserted in your behind and then avoid those like people are starting to avoid cucumbers. I respect your thoughts but I do not see it was some supreme logic.

While other things can be rectally inserted the cucumber has some unique features like it is smooth skin and firm but not rigged texture. Vegetables that do share similar features, water melons, are far to big for anyone but Clay Akin.

I think you really need to open yourself up to this idea friend.

Originally Posted by ThrustingBoy

I understand that you believe God created the cucumber along with everything else, but if you cannot reference where the Bible states that that is the purpose of cucumbers then I do not understand how you can say why they are there. Why can't the reason God created them be because he wanted to make them easy to chop up and put them in salads.

God is opposed to things being stuck in people's behind. Sodomy is a damnable offense in His eyes.That link in my post shows in the law were it forbidden. All other intelligent creators are indifferent to this.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by ThrustingBoy

I say these posts with all due respect to your religion but I simply do not see how cucumbers PROVE the existence of god.

All of creation proves the existence of God. Cucumbers just being on of God's creations.

Originally Posted by ThrustingBoy

Again, I do not have all the answers for you but I do believe that the answers are out there.

They are right in front of you silly. They are all in the Holy Bible. That's why we already have all the answers while you are still looking for them.

[ThrustingBoy]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

While other things can be rectally inserted the cucumber has some unique features like it is smooth skin and firm but not rigged texture. Vegetables that do share similar features, water melons, are far to big for anyone but Clay Akin.

I think you really need to open yourself up to this idea friend.

That was pretty funny about Clay Akin . But I still say that just because something can be done doesn't mean that was it's purpose. If God is the creator and he did in fact create Cucumbers I still stand by my question of how you KNOW without a shadow of a doubt that the purpose you say is the ultimate purpose of cucumbers? Since it is not in the Bible (that I know of) I do not see you can claim to know the will of God? You say I need to open myself up the idea and have, but still do not believe this is indisputable evidence of the existence of God. Perhaps you need to open yourself up to the idea that you simply do not KNOW the purpose for Cucumbers on this earth whether God put them hear or not. Besides I would think that a cucumber would be a bit to large to put in your behind but I certainly don't want to get into that converstion lol.
I think that whether God put them hear or not we can only safely assume that they are meant to be eaten due to the nutritiousness of them and ease of digestion.

[ThrustingBoy]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

All of creation proves the existence of God. Cucumbers just being on of God's creations.

Lol, you can't say God created everything and since cucumbers are hear it proves god, you can say that about anything. You could say...

All of creation proves the existence of (insert name here). Cucumbers just being on of (insert same name here)'s creations.

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

They are right in front of you silly. They are all in the Holy Bible. That's why we already have all the answers while you are still looking for them.

Haha, good try buddy your not getting me that easy.