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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
04-10-2010, 02:11 PM
Hahahahahaha good kidding.
I have lots of Wii Games and of course the cool new Super Mario Bros!
You made stuff up with the gay thing?! It doesn't make kids gay what a bred told you men?
I play lots of hours this game and when I will be gay after that game and xD? But 100% I don't will be gay after this game... and when better gay and go to hell as be like you!
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
04-10-2010, 02:15 PM
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I have lots of Wii Games and of course the cool new Super Mario Bros! ... I play lots of hours this game and when I will be gay after that game and xD? But 100% I don't will be gay after this game... and when better gay and go to hell as be like you!
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Well, your posting at least proves video games change kids into babbling idiots.
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
04-15-2010, 08:02 PM
Greetings.
I ask that you give me solid proof of the video game turning a young boy gay. No, I don't want examples from the art. I want you to get a legit testimony from a gay person stating that they started to like men due to a Mario game.
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
04-15-2010, 08:55 PM
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Greetings.
I ask that you give me solid proof of the video game turning a young boy gay. No, I don't want examples from the art. I want you to get a legit testimony from a gay person stating that they started to like men due to a Mario game.
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The Holy Bible proves you wrong, and you're going to have to answer to Jesus ON BENDED KNEE one day soon when He returns for Judgment Day!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
04-15-2010, 09:22 PM
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The Holy Bible proves you wrong, and you're going to have to answer to Jesus ON BENDED KNEE one day soon when He returns for Judgment Day!
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Hiding behind the Good Book so you don't have to actually provide proof, eh? Classic. Well then, if it truly does prove me wrong, then I'd like a quote stating that Mario games persuade children to become homosexuals and that you shouldn't play them. Really though, the fact that you went and looked for any detail that could be taken for a gay reference just makes you perverts. And since we're playing by YOUR rules here, I believe you've stated that perverts like the ones I've mentioned (You.) go to hell. Then you've earned yourself a one way ticket!
Cheers.
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
04-16-2010, 12:16 AM
You fools disgust me with your lies and slander.
I am a Christain, and you look way too far into all of this. I could look at the banner of your forum and say, "The flag is at ground level, therefore you are anti-American!"
That's the kind of lies you are spreading.
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
04-16-2010, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Teenaged Japlover
You fools disgust me with your lies and slander.
I am a Christain, and you look way too far into all of this. I could look at the banner of your forum and say, "The flag is at ground level, therefore you are anti-American!"
That's the kind of lies you are spreading.
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How dare you, you unsaved trash!
You must truly be not Christian to believe that this garbage is not homosexual! The bullets pointed out are truly, undeniably homosexual!
You must be an athiest!
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
04-16-2010, 12:29 AM
Hi Neroe.
I lol'd
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
04-16-2010, 12:31 AM
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Hi Neroe.
I lol'd
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I am sorry, but I am not your fellow japanese friend.
I have no doubts that this man you speak of is your homosexual athiest lover.
Please leave these forums, this is a religious zone.
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
04-16-2010, 12:34 AM
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You fools disgust me with your lies and slander.
I am a Christain, and you.....
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So far so bad. Are you sure you're a Christian?
Matthew 5:22
But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
04-16-2010, 12:34 AM
RELIGIOUS ZONE MY ASS.
YOU DICKS.
YOU COMPLETELY MISINTERPRET THE BIBLE.
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR JESUS SAYING THIS IS HIS FAVORITE FORUM
YOU DON'T KNOW. WHAT. FORUM. JESUS. LOVES. MOST. ALL FORUMS ARE CREATED EQUAL.
YOU DON'T KNOW JESUS AT ALL.
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
04-16-2010, 12:40 AM
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RELIGIOUS ZONE MY ASS.
YOU DICKS.
YOU COMPLETELY MISINTERPRET THE BIBLE.
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR JESUS SAYING THIS IS HIS FAVORITE FORUM
YOU DON'T KNOW. WHAT. FORUM. JESUS. LOVES. MOST. ALL FORUMS ARE CREATED EQUAL.
YOU DON'T KNOW JESUS AT ALL.
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Thank you for your hate filled rant against us, fellow Christian.
The Word tells us we are blessed by your persecution.
Luke 6:22-23 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward is great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
08-05-2010, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
By the way, this game Contra is also a homosexual recruiting game as well...
Two muscular, half-naked men with some kind of bizarre penis behind them? Obviously the gay agenda is going both routes...utilizing the feminine queen imagery of the Mario games, as well as the masculine bear imagery of Contra.
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Half-naked men? Boy, you ever been in the Jungle? It's hotter than Hell out there! and the humidity is just terrible. I don't think you'd be wearin' your full fatigues if you had been over there in the Southeast Asian sun, day after day. I don't know what that is behind them, looks to me like some sort of alien. If you're seeing a phallus, that's your own filthy mind at play. But all I know is that when it's hot, you don't dress up all nicely. That's what damn fools did over in-country, and you know how many fools I saw collapse from heat stroke in my days in An Khe?
I guess I'm rambling here, but my point is, unless you've ever been in the Army, you wouldn't realize that you don't turn homosexual by being around guys who have decided to take their shirt off because of the relentless heat.
Men aren't homos because they shed a layer or two of their uniform, it means they're smart, and they're secure enough in their masculinity that they can do so without worrying about anybody thinking they're queers. In fact, your deliberate search for homosexual references in games made for kids makes me worry about YOUR alignment, not these Japanese companies, Jackson. By the bye, the reason they're muscular is because THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MILITARY, JOHNNYBOY. You get STRONG. Because that's what they TRAIN you to be. Or what they used to train you to be, I guess.
You have yourself a wonderful day.
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
08-12-2010, 05:39 PM
You know Stan, while reading this outstanding narrative of video game sin, I came to notice a latent and subliminal message of homosexuality in your own profile picture. Clearly you are an agent of darkness either through hacking good Stan's internet or other dark means, but you cannot fool me.
The grey in your beard makes the shape of a masculine buttox, pointed directly at your mouth so as to imply a sodomite's less savoury pleasure so oftenn called "salad tossing" on the TV. I for one find it offensive and demand you change the image under which you post!
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
08-16-2010, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by DeathClaw1947
I guess I'm rambling here, but my point is, unless you've ever been in the Army, you wouldn't realize that you don't turn homosexual by being around guys who have decided to take their shirt off because of the relentless heat.
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There is no way that someone like you could have any army experience, at all. A good soldier always keeps on his uniform, no exceptions. Perhaps Obama gay-i-fying our army has confused you on this matter.
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
08-21-2010, 01:31 AM
I have to thank you for this post, it was hilarious. You are quite a creative (if paranoid) individual to see riding a dinosaur like a horse as some form of gay sex (although I guess no more so than any 7th grade boy, for they too see EVERYTHING as some form of gay sex). Still, the post really did get me laughing.
I do wonder the issue with the characters being male though. I suppose you would prefer the characters have inter-specie relations with female dinosaurs, because that would be okay then, as long as they are not the same sex. And I know I would much rather have boys play girl characters than boy ones. (As it turns-out, girls are still able to identify with male characters, while boys cannot identify with girls. So all male characters actually makes sense for relatability.)
Also, subliminal persuasion doesn't work. And even if it could, the children would need to see this artwork as somehow homosexual (and I don't think most people are creative as you there).
Lastly, however you feel about homosexuality, neither science NOR the Bible make ANY claim that you can "catch" homosexuality. So the only thing that you can fight is people not being BOTHERED by homosexuality. It can't teach people to BE gay. Only that homosexuality is okay. And there is nothing more important than making sure people are offended by as many things as possible. Yikes... imagine if people were not offended by things. Then they might spend time with the poor, prostitutes, and lepers and help the less fortunate... Could you imagine if someone DID that?
You are certainly picking-up right where Jesus left off. I am sure if he was here today, his first act would be to shelter people from something that he imagined might possibly be harmful and make sure they hate and are offended by things.
Do you really think that if being gay was considered okay, everyone would leave their wife for a man? I have this crazy theory that some men actually WANT to be with women. Strange, right?
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
09-11-2010, 07:38 AM
This was sent to me by a friend in Canada
Nintendo isn't even trying to hide their intentions anymore
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
09-11-2010, 08:02 AM
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This was sent to me by a friend in Canada
Nintendo isn't even trying to hide their intentions anymore
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Note it advertises "96 levels of non-stop action"! Furry action, no less!
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
09-25-2010, 07:56 PM
This explains everything... I get it now; now I understand my feelings towards Mario, thank you landoverbaptist.com, THANK YOU!
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Re: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII: homosexual recruiting tool! -
09-26-2010, 07:50 AM
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This was sent to me by a friend in Canada
Nintendo isn't even trying to hide their intentions anymore
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NOW THAT IS A HILARIOUS PHOTOSHOP. Or Canada thought one of the best games of all time doesn't have the most obvious thing left: SEX ! Search on Youtube you'll never find any footage of it as it doesn't even exist.
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