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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 03-15-2011, 05:25 PM

Its fun to see how you talk about moving your finger on a screen is masturbation for you but one of your badges to be specific "tell her once" looks like masturbation sideways. ANGRY BIRDS AND MINECRAFT ALL THE WAY YEEEAAAAAH!
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 03-15-2011, 05:35 PM

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one of your badges to be specific "tell her once" looks like masturbation sideways.
Only in your sick mind, you disgusting pervert.


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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 03-26-2011, 07:28 AM

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What else would you expect from a country whos prince married an Austrian who came from a family tree full of generations of convicts. Those filthy Danes now breeding with the Austrians. It wont be such a "gday mate" when Jesus is punching you out like no kangaroo ever has before.
As Christian following my lord and savior I feel it is my duty brother to inform you that there are no (except in Zoos) animals on the kangaroo kind in Austria, they are in Australia! Also they do not say (for the most part I would believe) "gday mate" seeing as the main national is German. I hope this clears up many a confusion!

Also Kangaroos mostly use there feet in a kicking motion, so I would have to bellieve it would more be "Jesus is kicking you out...."
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As Christian following my lord and savior I feel it is my duty brother to inform you that there are no (except in Zoos) animals on the kangaroo kind in Austria, they are in Australia! Also they do not say (for the most part I would believe) "gday mate" seeing as the main national is German. I hope this clears up many a confusion!
You are quite correct. Female kangaroos will say "Throw another shrimp on the barbie", when they are in estrus.


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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 03-27-2011, 05:20 AM

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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 04-01-2011, 02:18 PM

thats just ridiculous
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 04-01-2011, 09:59 PM

Geez , do you people see what your saying, its all biased bull crap. If you see that as promoting bad habits, then the new push button start cars are too, and the elevators, and even this PC with its start button.
You all need to get your heads out of your asses and take a better look at this world, times are changing. things arnt the way they used to be, things like this are becoming more and more acceptable. I will admit there are some video games out there that are just wrong in all being, but that doesnt make all video games horrible sex promoting things, its just they way you look at it.
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 04-02-2011, 03:52 PM

I was doing my weekly shopping at local Eskimo market (They are called KKK btw.) and then I saw this

http://i55.tinypic.com/m73vyp.jpg

It is not enough them to poison kids minds with the game, now they are selling also Angry Birds toys!

I went to complain to the store manager and he just laugh at me.

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I was doing my weekly shopping at local Eskimo market (They are called KKK btw.) and then I saw this

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It is not enough them to poison kids minds with the game, now they are selling also Angry Birds toys!

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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 04-09-2011, 06:35 PM

Hahahahahaha you are all completely insane. This forum is comedy gold right here.
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 04-13-2011, 09:34 AM

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This explains a lot. All seven of my children have been telling me that their secular school mates have been "giving them the Bird." Now I understand what is going on. Time to sue to get Angry Birds banned from all public places! Thanks, Cranks!
wow, giving someone the bird is flipping them off, (aka putting up your middle finger, which mean the F wor, DERP A HERP
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 04-17-2011, 10:44 PM

What is masturbating? I am not familiar with this term.
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My father says it is something bad people do. Good people do not have to know about it!


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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 04-17-2011, 10:52 PM

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My father says it is something bad people do. Good people do not have to know about it!
Oh, I see. I shall take your word on that and not pursue it any further.
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 04-17-2011, 10:53 PM

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Mocking Jesus Christ on His own birthday!

How does a bird wearing a Santa hat mock Jesus? I mean yes it was his birthday, but Jesus didn't wear a Santa hat while curing people of there "Problems"
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 04-17-2011, 10:56 PM

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How does a bird wearing a Santa hat mock Jesus? I mean yes it was his birthday, but Jesus didn't wear a Santa hat while curing people of there "Problems"
All Santa Claus related crap is a direct insult to Jesus Christ! As are Christmas trees and Christmas lights. All those are communist atheist rituals used by Satanic cults to mock God.


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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 04-18-2011, 12:15 AM

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Long, pointless, digression by Unsaved Trash re: holidays deleted. Stay on topic or log off.

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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 04-19-2011, 01:48 AM

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What is masturbating? I am not familiar with this term.
In the case that you truly don't know, you may have just been saved.
Now, if you're lying, that is possibly a WORSE excuse to burn in Hell for eternity.
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