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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
03-15-2011, 05:25 PM
Its fun to see how you talk about moving your finger on a screen is masturbation for you but one of your badges to be specific "tell her once" looks like masturbation sideways. ANGRY BIRDS AND MINECRAFT ALL THE WAY YEEEAAAAAH!
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
03-15-2011, 05:35 PM
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one of your badges to be specific "tell her once" looks like masturbation sideways.
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Only in your sick mind, you disgusting pervert.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
03-26-2011, 07:28 AM
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What else would you expect from a country whos prince married an Austrian who came from a family tree full of generations of convicts. Those filthy Danes now breeding with the Austrians. It wont be such a "gday mate" when Jesus is punching you out like no kangaroo ever has before.
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As Christian following my lord and savior I feel it is my duty brother to inform you that there are no (except in Zoos) animals on the kangaroo kind in Austria, they are in Australia! Also they do not say (for the most part I would believe) "gday mate" seeing as the main national is German. I hope this clears up many a confusion!
Also Kangaroos mostly use there feet in a kicking motion, so I would have to bellieve it would more be "Jesus is kicking you out...."
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
03-26-2011, 07:41 AM
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As Christian following my lord and savior I feel it is my duty brother to inform you that there are no (except in Zoos) animals on the kangaroo kind in Austria, they are in Australia! Also they do not say (for the most part I would believe) "gday mate" seeing as the main national is German. I hope this clears up many a confusion!
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You are quite correct. Female kangaroos will say "Throw another shrimp on the barbie", when they are in estrus.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
03-27-2011, 05:20 AM
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As Christian following my lord and savior I feel it is my duty brother to inform you that ...."
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-01-2011, 02:18 PM
thats just ridiculous
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-01-2011, 09:59 PM
Geez , do you people see what your saying, its all biased bull crap. If you see that as promoting bad habits, then the new push button start cars are too, and the elevators, and even this PC with its start button.
You all need to get your heads out of your asses and take a better look at this world, times are changing. things arnt the way they used to be, things like this are becoming more and more acceptable. I will admit there are some video games out there that are just wrong in all being, but that doesnt make all video games horrible sex promoting things, its just they way you look at it.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-02-2011, 03:52 PM
I was doing my weekly shopping at local Eskimo market (They are called KKK btw.) and then I saw this
http://i55.tinypic.com/m73vyp.jpg
It is not enough them to poison kids minds with the game, now they are selling also Angry Birds toys!
I went to complain to the store manager and he just laugh at me.
YiC,
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Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-02-2011, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by MisterM
I was doing my weekly shopping at local Eskimo market (They are called KKK btw.) and then I saw this
http://i55.tinypic.com/m73vyp.jpg
It is not enough them to poison kids minds with the game, now they are selling also Angry Birds toys!
I went to complain to the store manager and he just laugh at me.
YiC,
Brother Miikkael
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You need to try a more Christian approach. Distribute Chick Tracts, friend.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-09-2011, 06:35 PM
Hahahahahaha you are all completely insane. This forum is comedy gold right here.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-10-2011, 08:40 AM
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Hahahahahaha you are all completely insane. This forum is comedy gold right here.
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The Word of God is filled with joy AND terror, my friend. Welcome to God's Favorite Forum!
Please introduce yourself here, in the aptly named "Introduction Forum."
Let us know what church you attend, how you came to serve our Lord and Master Jesus Christ, and your favorite 1611 King James Bible verse.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-13-2011, 09:34 AM
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This explains a lot. All seven of my children have been telling me that their secular school mates have been "giving them the Bird." Now I understand what is going on. Time to sue to get Angry Birds banned from all public places! Thanks, Cranks!
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wow, giving someone the bird is flipping them off, (aka putting up your middle finger, which mean the F wor, DERP A HERP
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-13-2011, 09:14 PM
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wow, giving someone the bird is flipping them off,
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This is a family forum, we do not appreciate your homosexual slang
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-17-2011, 10:44 PM
What is masturbating? I am not familiar with this term.
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04-17-2011, 10:51 PM
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What is masturbating? I am not familiar with this term.
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My father says it is something bad people do. Good people do not have to know about it!
I Jesus!
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04-17-2011, 10:52 PM
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My father says it is something bad people do. Good people do not have to know about it!
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Oh, I see. I shall take your word on that and not pursue it any further.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-17-2011, 10:53 PM
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Mocking Jesus Christ on His own birthday!
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How does a bird wearing a Santa hat mock Jesus? I mean yes it was his birthday, but Jesus didn't wear a Santa hat while curing people of there "Problems"
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-17-2011, 10:56 PM
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How does a bird wearing a Santa hat mock Jesus? I mean yes it was his birthday, but Jesus didn't wear a Santa hat while curing people of there "Problems"
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All Santa Claus related crap is a direct insult to Jesus Christ! As are Christmas trees and Christmas lights. All those are communist atheist rituals used by Satanic cults to mock God.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-18-2011, 12:15 AM
Dear Friends,
Long, pointless, digression by Unsaved Trash re: holidays deleted. Stay on topic or log off.
Yours in Him,
BAB
Last edited by Born Again Bob; 04-19-2011 at 02:39 AM.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-19-2011, 01:48 AM
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What is masturbating? I am not familiar with this term.
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In the case that you truly don't know, you may have just been saved.
Now, if you're lying, that is possibly a WORSE excuse to burn in Hell for eternity.
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