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04-21-2018, 08:21 AM
i'm a 35 year old white male living in auckland, new zealand directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic to religion.
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04-21-2018, 09:43 AM
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i'm a 35 year old white male living in auckland, new zealand directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic to religion.
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G'day Mr. Pie,
What is it like living on an abandoned oil rig in the North Sea?
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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04-21-2018, 10:09 AM
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i'm a 35 year old white male living in auckland, new zealand directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic to religion.
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Did you do this for some bet, or some dare? If you are apathetic to religion and come from New Zealand I am sure that there are sites where you would be more welcomed. Perhaps googling "sheepshagging" may lead you to more mind liked individuals from your part of the world.
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58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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04-21-2018, 10:28 AM
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i'm a 35 year old white male living in auckland, new zealand directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic to religion.
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It is a well-known fact that people who do not have the strength of will to use capital letters lack all self-confidence.
This is confirmed by your words "directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic " I think that what you meant to say was:
"directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm pathetic.
Having any religion, really is not good enough. You need fully-rigged, ocean-going Christianity. Once you have learned the Bible by heart and can quote any verse, you will find that your confidence increases as your opinions are supported by God Himself.
Solution: Get yourself straight with Jesus.
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04-21-2018, 10:55 AM
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i'm a 35 year old white male living in auckland, new zealand directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic to religion.
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Welcome friend! It’s always great to hear from people on fire with the Lord’s love!
I’ve never been to Austria but I’ve heard it was a beautiful place (along with some more unpleasant things during the war).
What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse and when did you start your struggle against the evil that is Satan?
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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04-21-2018, 01:06 PM
20 bucks this Cherry guy won't be back.
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04-22-2018, 10:40 PM
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G'day Mr. Pie,
What is it like living on an abandoned oil rig in the North Sea?
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You must be mistaking New Zealand for the "country" known as Sealand. Unlike Sealand, New Zealand is a fully recognised country located south-east of Australia (The continent in the south pacific). New Zealand is mostly known for being the set of the "Lord of the Rings" film trilogy, and later "The Hobbit" prequel trilogy.
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Did you do this for some bet, or some dare? If you are apathetic to religion and come from New Zealand I am sure that there are sites where you would be more welcomed. Perhaps googling "sheepshagging" may lead you to more mind liked individuals from your part of the world.
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That is a common misconception that we have sex with sheep. It likely originated from the fact that the South Island was originally a colony that harboured a high Welsh population, also targets of this stereotype.
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It is a well-known fact that people who do not have the strength of will to use capital letters lack all self-confidence.
This is confirmed by your words "directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic " I think that what you meant to say was:
"directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm pathetic.
Having any religion, really is not good enough. You need fully-rigged, ocean-going Christianity. Once you have learned the Bible by heart and can quote any verse, you will find that your confidence increases as your opinions are supported by God Himself.
Solution: Get yourself straight with Jesus.
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If it's a "well known fact," as you put it, how come that there are no documented records shown from a quick search? Now, regarding your inference that I'm a religious man, however you came to that assertion through my explaination, I'm actually irreligious.
Apathy, as defined by google, is a lack of enthusiasm, interest, or concern. That is what I meant when stating that I was apathetic to religion.
Also, nobody likes a Grammar Nazi.
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Welcome friend! It’s always great to hear from people on fire with the Lord’s love!
I’ve never been to Austria but I’ve heard it was a beautiful place (along with some more unpleasant things during the war).
What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse and when did you start your struggle against the evil that is Satan?
YIC
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Austria is a Central European nation mostly existing in the Alps. It was the head of the Austro-Hungarian Empire (also known as Austria-Hungary) and existed up until 1918. After the Treaty of Trianon in 1920, Austria was a single state inhabited mostly by Germans, until Adolf Hitler "anchlussed" or united with Austria in 1938. After the Second World War, Austria was liberated (even by the Soviets, which just goes to show how little anyone cared for it) and is now just a footnote in world history.
New Zealand on the other hand is a series of islands in the South-West Pacific with the Southern Alps (I can see the confusion, yes) running through the South Island of the two main islands, the other being called the North Island. (Wow, much imagination. Very OwO.)
As implied above, I do not dabble in any religion, and to me the idea of Satan is just as unlikely as the idea of other beings.
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20 bucks this Cherry guy won't be back.
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I'll take the $20 now, thank you.
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04-23-2018, 12:06 AM
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I'll take the $20 now, thank you.
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Though you've given us the dubious pleasure of returning, I don't recall making the bet with you. No taking Jesus' money, joo!
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04-23-2018, 05:15 AM
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You must be mistaking New Zealand for the "country" known as Sealand. Unlike Sealand, New Zealand is a fully recognised country located south-east of Australia (The continent in the south pacific). New Zealand is mostly known for being the set of the "Lord of the Rings" film trilogy, and later "The Hobbit" prequel trilogy.
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Dear Mrs. Cherry,
Thank you for pointing out that you come from Maui. That's actually in Hawaii, which is part of the USA. Please forgive my ignorance.
With regards to this Hobbit thing, it would appear you have a predilection for midgets. What is your fascination with them? I, myself, have never seen these motion pictures of which you speak and thus am really to make comment. But, remember, God tells us that idols are a bad thing:
Ezekiel 6:13
Then shall ye know that I am the LORD, when their slain men shall be among their idols round about their altars, upon every high hill, in all the tops of the mountains, and under every green tree, and under every thick oak, the place where they did offer sweet savour to all their idols
You really don't want to become part of Satan's Midget Spitroast Party, do you?
What I would suggest is that you give yourself, body and soul, to Our Lord Jesus Christ. Let Him enter you and allow you to feel His conditional love.
I will pray you stop molesting midgets.
YIC
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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04-23-2018, 12:29 PM
I can't say I've ever met a man named "Cherry Pie" before. I assume you're into some really weird sexual things.
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04-23-2018, 04:33 PM
No doubt its some fancy stage name for turning tricks at queer bars.
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04-23-2018, 05:36 PM
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A feisty little missy, aren't you, sweetie?
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04-23-2018, 05:41 PM
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i'm a 35 year old white male living in auckland, new zealand directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic to religion.
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Your mates are idiots, or you're lying, or both.
Now that the formalities are out of the way, welcome to Landover. Why haven't you read the Bible yet?
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04-23-2018, 06:26 PM
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Also, nobody likes a Grammar Nazi.
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You are talking for yourself. I love grammar Nazis*.
They are the only Nazis I love, by the way, those catholics are burning in Hell**.
*It is a well known fact that is only a figure of speech. No jews were hurt while making this post
**Unless they have repented before dying. In that case, they are enjoying Heaven. While jews that died in the gas chamber are suffering in Hell. I did not make the rules, please don't kill the messenger.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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04-23-2018, 09:17 PM
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Though you've given us the dubious pleasure of returning, I don't recall making the bet with you. No taking Jesus' money, joo!
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As stated before, I am not Jewish, Muslim, Catholic, Hindu etc. I have no religion.
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Dear Mrs. Cherry,
Thank you for pointing out that you come from Maui. That's actually in Hawaii, which is part of the USA. Please forgive my ignorance.
With regards to this Hobbit thing, it would appear you have a predilection for midgets. What is your fascination with them? I, myself, have never seen these motion pictures of which you speak and thus am really to make comment. But, remember, God tells us that idols are a bad thing:
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New Zealand, as stated before, is it's own independent nation. While Hawaii and New Zealand are both originally British, and the native populace are of the same ethnicity (Polynesian), New Zealand stayed a Dominion of the UK before being released in full in 1947, along with Australia, Canada, and India/Pakistan.
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I can't say I've ever met a man named "Cherry Pie" before. I assume you're into some really weird sexual things.
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Why would I give you my real name? I created a pseudonym based on what I was eating at the time.
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Your mates are idiots, or you're lying, or both.
Now that the formalities are out of the way, welcome to Landover. Why haven't you read the Bible yet?
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Probably the former. Although there's no need for a Black-And-White Fallacy, now, is there?
Also, I have read the Bible. I came to the conclusion that I didn't agree with quite a few of it's teachings, and if one part of the supposed "Holy Word" is false, there's no reason for me to trust any of it.
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You are talking for yourself. I love grammar Nazis*.
They are the only Nazis I love, by the way, those catholics are burning in Hell**.
*It is a well known fact that is only a figure of speech. No jews were hurt while making this post
**Unless they have repented before dying. In that case, they are enjoying Heaven. While jews that died in the gas chamber are suffering in Hell. I did not make the rules, please don't kill the messenger.
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You diseased human being.
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04-23-2018, 09:42 PM
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As stated before, I am not Jewish, Muslim, Catholic, Hindu etc. I have no religion.
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...Aaand?
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New Zealand, as stated before, is it's own independent nation. While Hawaii and New Zealand are both originally British, and the native populace are of the same ethnicity (Polynesian), New Zealand stayed a Dominion of the UK before being released in full in 1947, along with Australia, Canada, and India/Pakistan.
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You still bow before the British queen, don't you?
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Why would I give you my real name? I created a pseudonym based on what I was eating at the time.
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Of course, sweetie. The thing is that no manly man would think of "cherry pie" as a nickname.
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Also, I have read the Bible. I came to the conclusion that I didn't agree with quite a few of it's teachings, and if one part of the supposed "Holy Word" is false, there's no reason for me to trust any of it.
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Which of the teachings did you dislike?
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You diseased human being.
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That was very racist of you, missy.
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04-23-2018, 09:59 PM
Why on Earth wouldn't you tell us your real name? You're obviously not a Christian, nor an heterosexual, so you're clearly not in danger of being persecuted. Thus, I have no idea what your need for secrecy is about. Are you hiding something?
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04-23-2018, 10:22 PM
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As stated before, I am not Jewish, Muslim, Catholic, Hindu etc. I have no religion.
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Evidently, you are a misguided atheist whose come to mock us behind a squicky porn name.
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04-24-2018, 12:02 AM
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You still bow before the British queen, don't you?
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Nope. I don't "bow" to anyone. Besides, the queen is only a figurehead.
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Of course, sweetie. The thing is that no manly man would think of "cherry pie" as a nickname.
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I was eating a cherry pie shortly before thinking about my nickname. Hindsight is 20/20.
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Which of the teachings did you dislike?
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The ones specifically attaining to Racism, Slavery, Stoning, Gay-Shaming. Basically the ones that are either outlawed or frowned upon in today's modern society.
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That was very racist of you, missy.
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I wasn't insulting blacks, asians, whites etc. on the basis of them being black, asian, white etc. I was merely pointing out how inhumane what Mr. Gonzalez was saying, and then attributing it to your God, as if any diety would actually condone this kind of behaviour.
Side note, I'm a male, thank you very much.
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Why on Earth wouldn't you tell us your real name? You're obviously not a Christian, nor an heterosexual, so you're clearly not in danger of being persecuted. Thus, I have no idea what your need for secrecy is about. Are you hiding something?
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1: No, I'm not a Christian. Do I have to repeat this multiple times?
2: Actually, I am straight.
3: I'm keeping my name private so that nobody comes to my house and starts doorknocking like the last group of baptists did. (That's your branch of Christianity, if I'm not mistaken?)
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Evidently, you are a misguided atheist whose come to mock us behind a squicky porn name.
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Most of that depends on how you define "atheist."
As I define "atheist" as "One who lacks belief in a god or multiple gods," then yes, I would be an athiest. Many who would also define themselves this way would call themselves agnostics.
I did not come to mock you, and I did not choose a "porn name" as you put it. This has been explained before, and if you want me to change the name, then please direct me on how to do so.
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04-24-2018, 12:25 AM
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3: I'm keeping my name private so that nobody comes to my house and starts doorknocking like the last group of baptists did. (That's your branch of Christianity, if I'm not mistaken?)[...]
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Hello Cherry,
Welcome to this forum. Please don´t mind the Baptists knocking on your door , they do that as they want to save you. Just behave yourself a bit when you are here and you´ll probably be fine.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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