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Default Why God sent Irma? - 09-10-2017, 10:50 PM

Obviously he should choose all the midwest, but he decides to destroy countries that doesn't do harm to anybody.

In conclusión, he is pussillanimous or he is sadic.
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Default Re: Why God sent Irma? - 09-10-2017, 11:12 PM



Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Why God sent Irma? - 09-11-2017, 12:08 AM

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Obviously he should choose all the midwest, but he decides to destroy countries that doesn't do harm to anybody.
So you think you know better than God!?

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In conclusión, he is pussillanimous or he is sadic.
It's not your job to judge God. It's your job to be judged by God. You will burn in Hell for all eternity for what you just posted here. A fair and balanced punishment if you ask me.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Why God sent Irma? - 09-11-2017, 12:15 AM

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It's not your job to judge God. It's your job to be judged by God. You will burn in Hell for all eternity for what you just posted here. A fair and balanced punishment if you ask me.
Amen, Brother!
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Default Re: Why God sent Irma? - 09-11-2017, 09:00 AM

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You will burn in Hell for all eternity for what you just posted here.
Not really, as long he ask forgiveness to God.

(Mark 3:28-29)
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29 qui autem blasphemaverit in Spiritum Sanctum non habet remissionem in aeternum sed reus erit aeterni delicti
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Default Re: Why God sent Irma? - 09-11-2017, 03:19 PM

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So you think you know better than God!?

It's not your job to judge God. It's your job to be judged by God. You will burn in Hell for all eternity for what you just posted here. A fair and balanced punishment if you ask me.
What will happen to my when my soul is released from my body only God knows it.

Are you God?
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Default Re: Why God sent Irma? - 09-11-2017, 03:24 PM

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What will happen to my when my soul is released from my body only God knows it.

Are you God?
God is sending you some clues, in a book that has a revealing title: "The Bible".


If you would read it, you would know you are going to Hell.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Default Re: Why God sent Irma? - 09-11-2017, 03:28 PM

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What will happen to my when my soul is released from my body only God knows it.

Are you God?


No, sweetie, of course he's not. Nonetheless, being a and therefore having read the Holy Bible, he obeys Jesus by performing a righteous judgment:

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

I hope that was helpful, sweetie.

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Not really, as long he ask forgiveness to God.
I do pray for that poor soul, dear Romeo. But I'm not setting my hopes too high for this one.
(Yes, I am praying for your soul as well).
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Not really, as long he ask forgiveness to God.

(Mark 3:28-29)
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Default Re: Why God sent Irma? - 09-11-2017, 08:46 PM

I'm starting to feel depressed for your answers. You just have condemned me to hell with no effor for trying to convert me like catholics do.

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I'm starting to feel depressed for your answers. You just have condemned me to hell with no effor for trying to convert me like catholics do.

Well, sweetie, there is a very easy remedy for you depression.

Just sit down with a Holy Bible in your hand, open on the first page, where Genesis begins, start reading, and continue reading until you finish the last chapter of Revelation.

This way you won't have to relay on someone else's answers - you'll have your own! There's nothing better to cure you from depression than reading the beautiful stories of God-commanded genocides. In the Bible you'll read the stories of people whom God despised so much, that He condemned them to suffer on earth, be killed, and suffer in Hell forever and ever. You, on the other hand, are in a much better position than the millions of people whom God condemned without giving them a chance (John 3:18) - you DO have a chance. You are aware of, have access to, and therefore can read the Bible and accept God into your heart and be Saved.

Isn't God awesome, for giving us a chance to be saved, a chance that He denied to millions of people through history?
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Well, sweetie, there is a very easy remedy for you depression.

Just sit down with a Holy Bible in your hand, open on the first page, where Genesis begins, start reading, and continue reading until you finish the last chapter of Revelation.

This way you won't have to relay on someone else's answers - you'll have your own! There's nothing better to cure you from depression than reading the beautiful stories of God-commanded genocides. In the Bible you'll read the stories of people whom God despised so much, that He condemned them to suffer on earth, be killed, and suffer in Hell forever and ever. You, on the other hand, are in a much better position than the millions of people whom God condemned without giving them a chance (John 3:18) - you DO have a chance. You are aware of, have access to, and therefore can read the Bible and accept God into your heart and be Saved.

Isn't God awesome, for giving us a chance to be saved, a chance that He denied to millions of people through history?
It's only necessary to read the book?

I'm afraid to read some parts and start killing as is clearly written:


Numbers 15:32–36

My country is secular and in spite of the penalties for murder are not so severe like in USA I don't want to go to jail.
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It's only necessary to read the book?

I'm afraid to read some parts and start killing as is clearly written:


Numbers 15:32–36

My country is secular and in spite of the penalties for murder are not so severe like in USA I don't want to go to jail.
Keep reading, honey, and come back when you find all of the references which relate to obeying secular law of your jurisdiction. (I will give you a positive rep if you can cite at least three).

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Default Re: Why God sent Irma? - 09-12-2017, 01:29 AM

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Keep reading, honey, and come back when you find all of the references which relate to obeying secular law of your jurisdiction. (I will give you a positive rep if you can cite at least three).

I don't understand your message. Can you clarify?


BTW, I'm not retarded. I have approved Calculus I,II and III, and some physics and algebra courses.


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I don't understand your message. Can you clarify?
Of course, sweetie. Although you would not need clarification if you have read the Holy Bible. (Hint, hint)

The Holy Bible clearly specifies that we are to obey laws of the land wherever we live. In most countries today it is illegal to kill people for reasons such as witchcraft, adultery, homosexuality, etc, etc - hence, the Bible says, you have to obey these laws. Unless you're lucky enough to live in a place like Saudi Arabia, where it is actually lawful to kill a person for the aforementioned reasons.

My offer to give you positive rep if you find at least three quotes from the Bible where it says that.

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BTW, I'm not retarded. I have approved Calculus I,II and III, and some physics and algebra courses.
So you like math and claim to not be a retard? Are you saying those who are good at math aren't retards? I can kill that argument with the movie Rainman when one specific retard liked to count toothpicks. Also get out of here with your "physics" bs. That kind of heathenistic witchcraft isn't allowed near the bible. The world works the way it does because God made it so. Also, Irma has done a lot of good for the USA. Look at all the non-believers that are killed. Also those who aren't yet should be soon what with the water bringing in Ecoli into their homes after damaging the homersexual's overly flamboyant furniture and pink bedrooms. I am praising this! Inf act, look at all the fraudulent Shillary voters that are in turmoil for not voting for Trump! More specifically the Mexicants.
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