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Default I'm a joke. - 09-15-2017, 11:08 PM

This website could be good, but it's run by a bunch of little kids.

If you disagree with them, they put things over your profile like "hatemonger". I'm pretty sure they edit posts too.

Any remark of criticism gets you banned, too.
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Default Re: What a joke. - 09-15-2017, 11:12 PM

That was not a good joke.


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Default Re: What a joke. - 09-15-2017, 11:14 PM

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That was not a good joke.
It's not supposed to be a joke. And how funny is it you have all the positive awards, and you almost never give them out to any other user (except your friends)?
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Default Re: What a joke. - 09-15-2017, 11:25 PM

Oh yeah, I also forgot to mention:

They give out these stupid awards, and the only good ones are given to the bratty "moderators". It's in quotation marks because they don't really moderate, they just ban people they don't want to deal with.

Adding on to this, they also change your avatar to something stupid, and when a good argument comes about from someone else, they brush it off as "nonsense".

This website is the equivalent of that kid at the playground who bends the rules so he wins every time.
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Default Re: What a joke. - 09-15-2017, 11:25 PM

Wanna get the joke? Read the Bible.

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The difference is it's their playground. You have no claim here, and the faster you realize it the easier this will be.


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Default Re: What a joke. - 09-15-2017, 11:30 PM

Yep. They just gave me an infraction, further proving my point.

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The difference is it's their playground. You have no claim here, and the faster you realize it the easier this will be.
You took the words right out of my mouth, good sir.
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Default Re: What a joke. - 09-15-2017, 11:34 PM

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Oh yeah, I also forgot to mention:

They give out these stupid awards, and the only good ones are given to the bratty "moderators". It's in quotation marks because they don't really moderate, they just ban people they don't want to deal with.

Adding on to this, they also change your avatar to something stupid, and when a good argument comes about from someone else, they brush it off as "nonsense".

This website is the equivalent of that kid at the playground who bends the rules so he wins every time.
If you have a problem with God's people, you have a problem with God. Deep down, I think, you're angry with Him. We would be happy to talk with you more about Him, but in order to do that, you need to stop whining. Tell us why you're angry at God, despite all the many blessings He has shown you.

Mt 5:45b For he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

And yes, we edit avatars if they depict our Lord and Savior engaging in lewd acts. What do you expect?


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Default Re: What a joke. - 09-15-2017, 11:36 PM

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Yep. They just gave me an infraction, further proving my inability to engage in civil discourse or learn from past errors...
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Default Re: What a joke. - 09-15-2017, 11:36 PM

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And yes, we sometimes edit avatars if they depict our Lord and Savior engaging in lewd acts. What do you expect?
No, you edit avatars if you disagree with someone. Stop trying to be the victim.
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Default Re: What a joke. - 09-15-2017, 11:37 PM

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Default Re: I'm a joke. - 09-15-2017, 11:46 PM

What did I tell you? Covering up their tracks by editing the post title from "what a joke".

Also, they sent me this stupid message:

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Default Re: I'm a joke. - 09-16-2017, 12:10 AM

Those are the topics we talk about here. I don't want to open the forum of my Church and have to read the whinnings of a multiple account troll wannabe. Stop all the Covfefe and start talking about God, or just leave. We will not miss you.

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Default Re: I'm a joke. - 09-16-2017, 12:12 AM

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What did I tell you? Covering up their tracks by editing the post title from "what a joke".

Also, they sent me this stupid message:

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If you don't wish to discuss those topics you don't have to be here. And if you don't like how you are treated you also don't have to be here.


It is the World Wide Web for a reason. There are plenty of other sites for you to visit and post your thoughts. You may find more acceptance there, but you will also find that there are standards of behavior to comply with as well. It kind of works that way in the actual world, as well.


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What will be hard for you will be to participate in a reasoned discussion about the merits of the Bible as the arbiter of social standards.


That is why we are here. We want everyone to see and understand the Truth™ of the Bible. We want people to make a decision on whether they support that Truth™ or not. Then, we want them to go out and change the world.


Are you interested in changing the world? Right now you seem more concerned about your social standing on a website run by people who are strangers to you.


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If you don't like it here, you're more than welcome to to leave. No one is forcing you to stay here.


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See, I can pull the bullshit you idiots do for a living too. It's not that hard.
And this is the reason you are a troll. You don't understand the difference between a good post and trolling.

Hint: read the Bible, post topics of interest for everyone here, and you will be considered a member of this forum and you will start to earn medals.


I will help you: if you declare yourself in public a fan of Kirk Cameron's work, you will get one medal. If all the mods agree, but I will support you.


If you produce one post with interesting content about the Bible, you will get another medal.


Maybe you want to tell us about your struggle with sin, your relationship with God and Jesus, some Bible verses you find confusing, etc.


But if you come here and out of the blue start screaming we are wrong, you are right, God is this or that, well, you will be considered a troll.


PS: another easy medal you can earn is if you volunteer for the Wall. I am recruiting people to go and build the largest wall ever made by mankind. Suck it up, China!


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What will be hard for you will be to participate in a reasoned discussion about the merits of the Bible as the arbiter of social standards.


That is why we are here. We want everyone to see and understand the Truth™ of the Bible. We want people to make a decision on whether they support that Truth™ or not. Then, we want them to go out and change the world.


Are you interested in changing the world? Right now you seem more concerned about your social standing on a website run by people who are strangers to you.
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And this is the reason you are a troll. You don't understand the difference between a good post and trolling.

Hint: read the Bible, post topics of interest for everyone here, and you will be considered a member of this forum and you will start to earn medals.


I will help you: if you declare yourself in public a fan of Kirk Cameron's work, you will get one medal. If all the mods agree, but I will support you.


If you produce one post with interesting content about the Bible, you will get another medal.


Maybe you want to tell us about your struggle with sin, your relationship with God and Jesus, some Bible verses you find confusing, etc.


But if you come here and out of the blue start screaming we are wrong, you are right, God is this or that, well, you will be considered a troll.


PS: another easy medal you can earn is if you volunteer for the Wall. I am recruiting people to go and build the largest wall ever made by mankind. Suck it up, China!
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Any remark of criticism gets you banned, too.
Nine critical posts later, you're still here. We've proved you wrong. You have yet to prove that we're wrong about our belief in the inerrancy of Scripture and the existence of the God revealed in it.


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I see you've got a medal now.


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