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According to the bible, Adam and Eve were the first humans on the planet. They got into a little fight with god and were subsequently expelled from Eden. After than, Eve got pregnant and gave birth to Kain and Abel. Kain killed Abel, and was then punished by God.

Now, as far as i've been able to discern, Adam and Eve didn't have any other kids... so...

how come we're still here as a species?


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According to the bible, Adam and Eve were the first humans on the planet. They got into a little fight with god and were subsequently expelled from Eden. After than, Eve got pregnant and gave birth to Kain and Abel. Kain killed Abel, and was then punished by God.

Now, as far as i've been able to discern, Adam and Eve didn't have any other kids... so...

how come we're still here as a species?
We are all decendants of Noah.

And we are not "species", we are Mankind, created by God.

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According to the bible, Adam and Eve were the first humans on the planet. They got into a little fight with god and were subsequently expelled from Eden. After than, Eve got pregnant and gave birth to Kain and Abel. Kain killed Abel, and was then punished by God.

Now, as far as i've been able to discern, Adam and Eve didn't have any other kids... so...
As far as you've been able to discern? Maybe if you had bothered to read the Bible past the fourth page, you'd have been able to answer your own question.

Genesis 5:
3 And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Seth:
4 And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:
5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.

Adam fathered Seth when he was 130, and then spent the next 800 years fathering uncounted sons and daughters.

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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-16-2008, 01:40 PM

Read the bible? i use it as a paper press... or to kill flies... somtimes to throw at people's head (it's really usefull for that)


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Read the bible? i use it as a paper press... or to kill flies... somtimes to throw at people's head (it's really usefull for that)
I would have guessed you were into ripping out the pages and using the paper to roll "joints".

What the Bible is most useful for is learning how to not have your sinning hiney sent straight to Hell for an eternity of unimaginable torment. Do you know how long eternity is? Do you know where you are going to spend eternity?

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oooh.. you're going to try and 'Save' me? yay... now i can puke pea soup all over you XD and make my head turn 360 degrees


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According to the bible, Adam and Eve were the first humans on the planet. They got into a little fight with god and were subsequently expelled from Eden. After than, Eve got pregnant and gave birth to Kain and Abel. Kain killed Abel, and was then punished by God.

Now, as far as i've been able to discern, Adam and Eve didn't have any other kids... so...

how come we're still here as a species?
Friend,

The Bible explains
Genesis 4:16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

Genesis 4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.
So the answer is Cain went to the land of Nod and found a wife there.



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Genesis 4:16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

Genesis 4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.
So the answer is Cain went to the land of Nod and found a wife there.
How the hell did he find a wife there? (and i'm pretty sure bestiality is forbiddenby god) Since Adam and Eve were the first (and only) people 'god' created, those people in then land of nod are Cain's sister... so... that's incest... which is probably forbidded by law


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How the hell did he find a wife there? (and i'm pretty sure bestiality is forbiddenby god) Since Adam and Eve were the first (and only) people 'god' created, those people in then land of nod are Cain's sister... so... that's incest... which is probably forbidded by law
Obvious he couldn't marry his niece and God didn't create more people. We must look at this scientifically; Spontaneous generation. The conditions were right in the land of Nod for a wife to appear so a wife did appear. Remember we are only talking about a woman so this is kind of a big deal about nothing.



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Obvious he couldn't marry his niece and God didn't create more people. We must look at this scientifically; Spontaneous generation. The conditions were right in the land of Nod for a wife to appear so a wife did appear. Remember we are only talking about a woman so this is kind of a big deal about nothing.
Spontaneous regeneration is a phenomen that creates life (Single celled organism ONLY) over a period of thousands, even millions of years. THere's no way that any land cound generate a wife for someone.

Your best option is that some other great power intervened and created something great for Cain. Cthulhu might've had something do with it, he's powerfull enough to create life out of nothingness...


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According to the bible, Adam and Eve were the first humans on the planet. They got into a little fight with god and were subsequently expelled from Eden. After than, Eve got pregnant and gave birth to Kain and Abel. Kain killed Abel, and was then punished by God.

Now, as far as i've been able to discern, Adam and Eve didn't have any other kids... so...

how come we're still here as a species?
Cain married his sisters. At this point, incest relations were not dangerous.
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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-16-2008, 03:55 PM

You really aren't paying attention are you?

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Remember in day six, Genesis 1:26, he made man, then in Genesis 2:7, he made man again. Praise His redundant nature!
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According to most false christians (who try to believe the creation story), there were only 3 people on the earth at that time. Adam, Eve and Cain (with the dead Abel). In Genesis 4:14, we see Cain saying EVERY ONE. Who else was there, according to them there's only 2 others. Of course Adam and Eve might be mad that their son killed their other son, but probably not enough to have him killed. So who were EVERY ONE?

Those are the people who were created on day 6.

Then we see the Cain took a wife from someplace else, a woman who obviously wasn't one of his sisters, (in verse 16).
If you'd spend less time arguing and mocking, and reading his excellent Bible In A Year effort, you'd have all the answers already.

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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-16-2008, 03:56 PM

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Dangerous or not, i'm still pretty sure it was illegal,
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Genesis 4:16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

Genesis 4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.
So the answer is Cain went to the land of Nod and found a wife there.

If Adam and Eve were the only two people God personally created, and the people in Nod weren't Adam and Eve's offspring, where did the people in Nod come from?


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If Adam and Eve were the only two people God personally created, and the people in Nod weren't Adam and Eve's offspring, where did the people in Nod come from?
There are about five posts before yours' discussing this very fact Dances. Perhaps you might want to try reading them little Mrs I-am-slow?



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Dangerous or not, i'm still pretty sure it was illegal,
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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-16-2008, 05:35 PM

Of course there was, research has shown that whenever people gather in numbers, they automaticly establish certain rules ( and they happen to ressemble the 10 commandements, but that's besides the question)
One of these rules is: No incest, it's just WRONG


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