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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother JustGotSaved! -
01-06-2014, 11:40 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother JustGotSaved! -
01-06-2014, 11:49 PM
Happy birthday Brother!!!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother JustGotSaved! -
01-07-2014, 12:28 AM
Happy Birthday!!
May you get the gift of your wishes.
Quote:
Matthew 14:8 (1611 King James Bible)
And she, being before instructed of her mother, said, Giue me heere Iohn Baptists head in a charger.
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I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother JustGotSaved! -
01-07-2014, 02:11 AM
A most Blessed Birthday to you.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother JustGotSaved! -
01-07-2014, 03:03 AM
Happy Birthday!
I'm sorry to be so late, but making thaese chocolate roses took me forever:
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Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother JustGotSaved! -
01-07-2014, 03:50 AM
Precious, precious birthday wishes to you, Brother Saved!
XOXO
I made you this lemon Lamb of God cake, and I hope you like it!
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Mission for Men, topeka Kansas
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother JustGotSaved! -
01-07-2014, 09:40 PM
Thanks for the birthday wishes. Thanks you very much for them. I would have got back to you sooner, but i was just released today. See, last night, some of the transients here at the mission for men found out it was my birthday and they took me out for my birthday. I really never had any friends before so at first didnt want to go with them, but they kind of swept me out the door in a hurry and there wasn't much i could do about it.
Before we left, one of the guys said he was going to ask the pastor for some spending money so we could celbrate properly. When he came running back later we took off for the night.
It was REAL cold out so the guy with the money was able to get a taxi after a few minutes and we jumped in. They had me in the middle sort of like i was being kidnapped, in a way i was. Least it was warm this way.
We went to this place called [deleted]. Everything was a blur, and it was dark and noisy with loud music and moving lights. But the guys were laughing and everyone there treated us real nicely even though we just normal people.
The waitress came up, and wow, she was pretty! and nice! They ordered me a "Rumman Coke". I never had a Rumman Coke before but it was pretty good!
But then i saw a woman, on a STAGE, and she was nearly naked! I was really torn by this. One one hand, I knew this was trouble and was really mad that my new friends brought me here. Isn't this what we're warned about?
Proverbs 7:10 "And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart."
But on the other hand, as much as I wanted to shout, "Get thee behind me Satan!" I couldn't help but stare. And besides, We need to know the enemy, and also i knew that God would forgive me anyway.
Then, as i watched, she dropped her clothes, piece by piece. O, how i stared at those wonderful -- i never saw such a sight before. The spotlight was on her so strongly in that dim room that i could make out every glorious detail. Especially once i left the table and moved up real close.
By then another rumman coke was put into my hands by my new friends.
I should tell you that she resembled Mari, the mexican girl who used to write on these forums. It was like I was seeing our very own Mari, joyously naked and prancing just for me. But WAY better than all my imagines. I know it wasn't really Mari, but I never let reality stop me before. She looked right in my eyes and blew me a kiss and then moved on to another part of the stage.
As I followed her, my friends tugged me back to our table. So i went back to the table. But I watched her more, and sometimes she looked at me. I heard her voice in my head speaking to me:
"... my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour." [Song of Solomon 8:10]
After a while she got off the stage and i lost her. They kept buying me birthday cokes while i watched whoever was on stage, But i missed Mari.
The room was getting noiser and noiser and the lights seemed to make the room spin around too. I remember i did get up once to find the bathroom. The cheap table nearly fell over when i got up so the guys grabbed their cokes all of a sudden.
While walking to the bathroom i saw her again on the other side of the room talking to another girl so i beelined to her. I asked her if she would like to be a Christian and have a personal relationship with Jesus. She just kinda smiled at me, so I knew i was in!
Well anyway. while i was witnessing to her, the guys at the table hooted and pointed to our table and waved her over. I really had to use the bathroom so i had to go.
I thought about my luck as i stood there at the urinal. My very own Mari had come to me at last! And also weird, i saw, "Rev Jim was here!" messily scrawled on the wall in front of me. Weird huh?
When I made it back, mari was sitting in my spot -- WAITING FOR ME! "Come with me, Cloyd. Your friends say you want to meet Jesus."
I followed her into a darker side room and she sat me down. I am not proud of what happened next, and i will not describe it. But I will say that it was the first time, and the LAST time, i'll ever let that happen to me!
Proverbs 31:26 "She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue."
I still couldn't believe that after all these years i'd finally found my one true soul mate. And after the Proverbs was over, I told her that we could get married right away, and i would convert her, and we could work in the mission and witness on street corners and she would biblically submit to me. I was on fire with love toward her, promising all these kinds of joys and declaring that'd i'd be her provider now and she could leave this life of sin. God loves her, I love her, and God brought us together this night for a reason.
That's when she laughed. Laughed right in my face. And it wasn't a nice laugh-in-my-face either. Now i saw the truth. This was no Mari, this was Jezebel!
I guess I got really angry at this.
And a few minutes later I was in a police car.
Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV
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Posts: 991
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: 1380 Apostle's Park Ct, Freehold
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother JustGotSaved! -
01-08-2014, 12:14 AM
I send greetings on your birthday, Brother.
Our Lord surely forgives you for this "night out," and you must take comfort in knowing that Jezebel will be justly punished for taking advantage of you. No doubt she couldn't resist the scent of a Christian, and who could possibly resist you even if the woman wasn't already filled with lust and demonic impulses?
Despite the experience, I hope you have a wonderful year and that on your next birthday, perhaps we will all get together for a party full of prayer and fasting.
(And, isn't there something the church could do for this man?)
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