[Elijah Mee, PhD]

NOFX
My ears will never recover

What is it? NOFX is a satantic "punk" rock music band (think moshing emo slitter cult).

What's wrong with it? Promotion of homosexuality, illicit drug use, sinful BDSM sex, anarchy, murder of politicians, lesbianism, promiscuousness, hedonism, abortion, euthanasia, sloth, atheism, crippled rights, bedroom "water sports", blasphemy. Criticism of right-wing politics, George Bush, religion, the NRA, the American Heartland. They call for armed anarchic revolution, incite people to lynch the KKK and call into question the ethics of beloved American corporations.

I was recently made aware of this band and I decided to listen to some of their "music" in order to assess potential harm to my fellow Christians. Unfortunately what I heard left me feeling unclean to this very day.

When I first put on their music, I fully expected the harsh, overdriven satanic sounds coming from the 6-string fag maker. I also partially expected the "death march" drumming often deployed in "punk" (kicks on the 1st and 3rd step of every 4/4 bar, snares on 2nd and 4th, sounds like it's subliminally encouraging you to march into hell). But what I didn't expect was the full-frontal assault on every value we hold dear.

Their gothic frontman calls himself "Fat Mike" (presumably because he's fat and lazy). He proudly boasts of having a BDSM "dungeon" in his basement (I'm not entirely sure what those are but I'm sure hell is full of them). He murdered his own mother in cold blood by suffocating her with a pillow. She had terminal cancer and he decided to "end her suffering" (read: euthanasia euphemism). Unfortunately he deprived her of any opportunity to speak to God and ask for His help -- but his conscience is probably clear because he's a militant atheist. I wouldn't be surprised if he was building a gas chamber in his "dungeon" for a "final solution" to the "Christian question" (yikes!)

These pole-smoking emo enablers won't stop until the persecution of Christians is complete. I believe they're using the medium of "music" (if you can call it that) to incite a genocide against us.

Let me give you just a few lyrical samples to illustrate my point (be warned, dear Christians, that I vomited several times at different points while listening to their music):

"Blasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ, the blackest Jew,
Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy" - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)

"Blasphemy, isn't this fun?
Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun,
Blasphemy, want some more?
Mother Mary, the virgin whore" - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)

"I find it's getting harder to hang out,
With grown adults who actually believe,
In Santa Claus, and Noah's Ark, and their God is the best,
My distaste has turned into detest" - Best God In Show

"I find it's getting painful to put up,
With grown adults who actually believe,
In unicorns, and creation, and God always takes their side,
That's when my innocent jabbing turns snide" - Best God In Show

"They call the Heartland "not very smart" land,
IQs are very low but threat levels are high,
They've got a mandate, they don't want man dates,
They've got so many hated people to despise" - Leaving Jesusland

"Jesus Christ is coming back,
He wants to kick Mel Gibson's ass,
Superstar, The Passion Of,
He wants his money, not your love" - I Am Going To Hell For This One (I like the title of this one, at least they get it!)

"You're wrong about your blind faith in God,
Your religions are all flawed,
You're wrong about drug use,
When it's not abuse,
I hope you never reproduce" - You're Wrong


I hope you'll all join me in praying for an expedient end to this sick, depraved cult. I have every faith that God will not allow our persecution for much longer!