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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 07-16-2012, 08:47 PM

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and by the way, that is STAR TREK idiot.
At least you admit that Star Wars is idiotic.



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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 07-16-2012, 08:50 PM

can YOU find a verse in the bible that says hes against movies?

or that movies make you gay?

can you tell that every living man or woman that have seen star wars is gay?

it must be at least 1 billion
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What did i just say about pointing fingers
Not to judge others for sins I am guilty of. I am not gay, so I can judge gays. Read Matthew 7 for more information

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can YOU find a verse in the bible that says hes against movies?
Movies did not exist when the Bible was dictated to men by GOD.

However, wickedness existed, and the Holy Bible tells us to avoid it at all costs. Most movies are wicked, therefore, should be avoided. (1 Thessalonians 5:22)



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What did i just say about pointing fingers
What does God care about what you say you judgemental bastard??
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can YOU find a verse in the bible that says hes against movies?

or that movies make you gay?

can you tell that every living man or woman that have seen star wars is gay?

it must be at least 1 billion
Friend, I do not care one iota about your sexuality. Please stop thrusting your nutsack in my face.

God has not endorsed any movies, except for certain Charleton Heston ones.

I do not know a single gay person who did not watch the Star Wars.


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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 07-17-2012, 07:31 AM

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Yeah, about Star Wars, first off, that picture is from Star Trek, another show that takes place in outer space.

You should really take another look at the Star Wars movies, they do carry deaper soncepts about spirituality and many links can be made to christianity, the maker of the movies George Lucas is a deeply religious man himself.

As for the implied incest, there is some tension going on between Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker, allthough they are both unaware at the time that they are related.

What really doesen't ring a bell for me is the bestiality, could you give me an example?

I come to think of CS Lewis, a man who has written alot of good stuff about christian belief, at the same time some of his books takes place in outer space, and the most known series Narnia in a fantasy world linked tou the real world. Books and movies often consist of made up worlds so that we can dream away to another place that does not exist for awhile, is this really un-christian?

Another good example is Tolkien and his works, he was part of a christian circle when studying in oxford, and actually turned Lewis from ateist to believer. Tolkien himself was catholic and pretty strict about it, wikipedia can tell you more about that.
Anyhow, his famous work Lord of the Rings carry good christian messages aswell, allthough he claimed he himself was unaware of it whilst writing it became clear to him when he read his finished work.

Now writing a fantasy story where your subconcious put in a religious message, is that the work of an evil mind?
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and by the way, that is STAR TREK idiot.

And how can you all tell that these are forbidden by god, ´didnt god create everything?

3). The Star Wars

Friends, I am certain that both of you know far more about secular cinema and its forgotten failures of ungodly film making than I. I am not a cinephile. I was previously a homophile, but Jesus has cured me. Praise Him!

But I digress. As I was saying, one need not be a film critic to know when one sees a dangerous film. So, once you both forgive me for the minor errors I may have made, I am certain that the both of you, if you are unlucky enough to someday view any of these rarely seen collections of celluloid detritus, would agree with me that whatever these films may be called, they are of questionable artistic merit at best and at worst, they are dangerous harbingers of the imminent downall of secular society.


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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 07-29-2012, 11:09 PM

I agree that a lot of these are horrible videos. I am a Christian and I'm not here to argue in any way. I'm just a little hurt because I love Willy Wonka - I'm new to this site and I just bought Willy Wonka on DVD because I love it so much. Do you really think it's satanic?

That My Little Pony business is pretty freaky!!!

Please don't think I'm trying to argue; I've just watched the movie a bunch of times and I never felt like it had anti-religious undertones or anything. I'm not here to argue, though. This is the first tab I've clicked on besides the 67 deadly sins. I really liked that article because I first need to know what is a sin before I can confess to sins. I don't know if anyone will read this anyway, or if they care that I liked the article. haha. I might as well make a post on the article itself.

Please don't think I'm here to argue - I have strong faith in Jesus, I am a Baptist... I just clicked on this entertainment page to see what it said. I'm really surprised about that freaky poem written by A.A. Milne because Winnie the Pooh has always been a favorite of mine... way moreso than Willy Wonka, and I could never imagine A.A. Milne writing that.

These videos are very disturbing! Hard to stomach.

Thanks for the posts! Very informative.
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I agree that a lot of these are horrible videos. I am a Christian and I'm not here to argue in any way. I'm just a little hurt because I love Willy Wonka - I'm new to this site and I just bought Willy Wonka on DVD because I love it so much. Do you really think it's satanic?
Yes. And repulsive as I have previously addressed.

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This filthy "movie" is a direct result of the pro-fag agenda's influence in the cesspool known as the United Kingdom (hell-bound Godless scum). The very title proves it.

"Willy Wonka" - Will he wonk? Not in Freehold he wouldn't. Obviously a pro-masturbationary encouragement for our innocent children.

"Chocolate Factory" - A thinly disguised but enthusiastic endorsement of Sodomy. When I chose to be a sissyfag, I knew from day one what "chocolate" meant. And we all know where the "chocolate" is produced.

So, a degenerate and reprobate suggestion from the queers that our children should spill their own seed and pack mud.

I've never been so disgusted in my life. May Christ give me strength.

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Okay? I mainly wanted 2 say was I've seen this movie and it was a stupid movie.
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Okay? I mainly wanted 2 say was I've seen this movie and it was a stupid movie.
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MOVIES FROM HELL - THE BANNED LIST!!!
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Friends,

I am always being asked which films are safe, and which films NO Christian should even have a copy of. It's a well known FACT™ that some movies, which may be certificated as 'family-friendly', can turn your children gay, while others can leave your child mentally disturbed, and in need of serious psychiatric treatment. While other movies, which may have a child-friendly rating, may contain serious Satanic influence, that could lead to demonic possession if viewed by a minor!

So with that in mind, I thought I would start THIS thread, so we can make a list of ALL the movies we feel that NO Christian should own!

Movie No. 1 - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Have a look at the trailer for this Satanic piece of garbage! Please remember, this movie was actually made for children!!



Disgusting! It's enough to make Jesus puke! And they let kids watch this trash?? Parents, waken up here! This film NEEDS to be BANNED from EVERY Christian home!!!

Please post OTHER movies HERE that you wish to add to the BANNED list! We must do ALL in our power to protect our children from the Devil's work.

Amen!
I can see both sides 2 this one. I can see how some pple can interpret, Willy Wonka as a chimo, inviting kids 2 his candy shop kind of like Michael Jackon inviting boys 4 sleep overs. U have the inmature child like personalities. The ooma looma's that u pple call dwarfs, The bright rainbow colors. The boy who falls in the chocolate river that looks like human waste and almost drowns, the girl who expands n2 a huge round grape and explodes, the kid that ended up in the garbage shoot only 2 be burned alive and the kid that was shrunk and then tortured. there is but a little flaw in that assumption. In the movie, It did not show the girl that expanded n2 a purple grape explode, she was dejuiced. the incenerator in the garbage shoot was broken so no child was burned alive. the kid that was tortured and stretched n2 a taffy, showed no trauma of being tortured, The child was taller and more flexable but that was it, the kid that fell in the chocolate river, I don't know whether he almost drowned or not b4 getting sucked n2 the tube. We can see the movie as gay, evil and pediphile like but here's the other side of it. I believe the creaters of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factor wasn't taking all of that n2 consideration. They used the bright colors and Ooompa Looma's 2 attract the younger generation. It was all about entertainment not brainwashing. the kids u have mentioned was also accompanied by an adult. The kids that had suffered a horrible fate. was also greedy and disobeyed they're parents or guardians and ended up suffering from the repricussions of their decission makings. Kind of like if u tell a child 2 look both ways b4 crossing the street and they don't listen so they take off a head off u and get hit by a car. There is danger in disobedience. We the parents teach r kids dicipline and obedience 4 their own protection. There is a third side 2 this movie and that's my side. I think personally that this movie is stupid but that's my own personal opinion. LOL.

I'll tell u what needs 2 be posted is Teletubbies. If someone could tell me how 2 post it, that would be great bec I have some important info on why that program should be banned.
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Friends, I am certain that both of you know far more about secular cinema and its forgotten failures of ungodly film making than I. I am not a cinephile. I was previously a homophile, but Jesus has cured me. Praise Him!

But I digress. As I was saying, one need not be a film critic to know when one sees a dangerous film. So, once you both forgive me for the minor errors I may have made, I am certain that the both of you, if you are unlucky enough to someday view any of these rarely seen collections of celluloid detritus, would agree with me that whatever these films may be called, they are of questionable artistic merit at best and at worst, they are dangerous harbingers of the imminent downall of secular society.
This is a picture of Star Trek for one and I happen 2 like the show. There was one particular episode where on this one planet these people were worshipping the son and it was either Captain Kirk of Spock that finally understood that they weren't worshipping the sun but the son of God. Star trek was never about evil, they were about meeting different species and trying 2 bring them 2gether. Some were evil and some were good like humans. It was based on Gene Rodenberry's idea of the future. Women wore short dresses bec that's how it was in those times, U have different races serving on the Star Ship enterprise which I thought was great.

As for Star Wars? I never seen any beastiality in it. As 4 Luke Skywalker and Princess Leah, In the beginning they didn't know they were brother and sister when he had his little crush on her but when they found out, there was no hooking up 4 them so there was no incest. Princess Leah and Han Solo were the ones that hooked up. I can't see this movie as evil. It is George Lucus' idea of the future or he just made it up 4 entertainment purposes. Either way, this is a good movie.
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I can see both sides 2 this one.

I'll tell u what needs 2 be posted is Teletubbies. If someone could tell me how 2 post it, that would be great bec I have some important info on why that program should be banned.
I read your comments with interest; it is clear from your use of American that you are a home-schooled Christian who has given the ways of the world the amount of thought that is required.

Indeed, Teletubbies are a perversion and an abomination. If it is a link to Youtube you require, type [youtube]the letters and numbers following the = sign[/youtube]

However, I am not sure there is a Teletubbies' movie...





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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 09-09-2012, 07:32 PM

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I agree that a lot of these are horrible videos. I am a Christian and I'm not here to argue in any way. I'm just a little hurt because I love Willy Wonka - I'm new to this site and I just bought Willy Wonka on DVD because I love it so much. Do you really think it's satanic?

That My Little Pony business is pretty freaky!!!

Please don't think I'm trying to argue; I've just watched the movie a bunch of times and I never felt like it had anti-religious undertones or anything. I'm not here to argue, though. This is the first tab I've clicked on besides the 67 deadly sins. I really liked that article because I first need to know what is a sin before I can confess to sins. I don't know if anyone will read this anyway, or if they care that I liked the article. haha. I might as well make a post on the article itself.

Please don't think I'm here to argue - I have strong faith in Jesus, I am a Baptist... I just clicked on this entertainment page to see what it said. I'm really surprised about that freaky poem written by A.A. Milne because Winnie the Pooh has always been a favorite of mine... way moreso than Willy Wonka, and I could never imagine A.A. Milne writing that.

These videos are very disturbing! Hard to stomach.

Thanks for the posts! Very informative.
I'm a little new here 2. actually, I'm very new but in response 2 what u have said, I don't think the creater of Willy Wonka had any of this in mind. I don't think their intention was 2 make this movie evil in any way. There is a deeper meaning 2 it but it wasn't meant 2 be evil. If u have the time, read my response on this movie. There is a great understanding 2 this movie. All though I don't care much 4 it bec it doesn't interest me, I have seen it and I don't condemn it.
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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 09-09-2012, 07:50 PM

That is a good point. Some pple read 2 much n2 it when it actually is a harmless movie.
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That is a good point. Some pple read 2 much n2 it when it actually is a harmless movie.
I watched a movie where a group of black men raped a white woman in central park; one after the other. They called it "wilding" (true story).

Their lawyer tried to make it sound like a social commentary of some sort. That murdering and raping this young and pretty successul lawyer had it coming to her because she was hard working and not a drunken, porch sitting darkie looking for something to do.

How do you feel about this Sambo?
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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 09-10-2012, 12:12 AM

Where the hell is that Sambo boy; shit, it's been about three and a half hours. Probably sucking on some watermelon; maybe choking on a seed.
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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 09-12-2012, 10:01 PM

if you watch the teletubbies you are going to turn gay!!! I swear the look at the child in the sun as their god!!! Such shame
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if you watch the teletubbies you are going to turn gay!!! I swear the look at the child in the sun as their god!!! Such shame
Thank you, but The Teletubbies is a fag British puppet show encouraging youngsters to pack mud, not a movie.

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Default Re: Movies From Hell!! (Satanic Movies that NO Christian should own!) - 09-14-2012, 02:39 AM

Hey guys! I found a quite profound movie, "Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros," that teaches young girls the true meaning of love. It involves a young girl prostitute who comes upon a special temple of the Lord. There she is taught by nuns to be a true Christian and is taught to be a proper wife. The movie features no onscreen violence or sexual content (other than the main character being described as a prostitute in the opening monologue). I don't want to spoil the end but I heartily recommend this movie!
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