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Default Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 08-22-2010, 07:06 AM

Strongly inspired by BibleThumpinBlondes wonderful thread ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!I found myself wondering how many famous and well known people have actually earned their ticket to Heaven by now.
It's very hard to find any "stars" who have lived a perfect Christian life, but I guess some gets close enough.
I am very curious to hear your opinion on this subject, so I hope that you will ad your favorite Heaven Bound "Star" in this thread.

Personal I believe that Governor Sarah Palin will find a place next to Jesus when she leave this world. Remember, she is the one who made this very true and poetic statement:

"The simple yet elegantly awkward moose proves God's creation and not evolution is the source of all life. How could something as oddly shaped and silly looking as a moose evolve through so-called "natural selection?" Is evolution a committee? There is nothing natural about a dorky moose! Only God could have made a moose and given it huge antlers to fight off his predatory enemies. God has a well known sense of humor, I mean He made the platypus too."

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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 08-22-2010, 07:27 AM

John Wayne
Ronald Regan (although I don't think Nancy will be joining him)

Those two are off the top of my head.


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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 08-22-2010, 07:32 AM

From what I've been reading on here, there may not be very many "famous" people in Heaven, but I am fairly new to this wonderful site, so I may not be the most knowledgable when it comes to certain topics.
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Smile Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 08-22-2010, 09:00 AM

Mr.Kirk Cameron not be in heavens yet but he be heavens on earth, an he gonna go to heavens when he die cuz of his services to creationisms

here be a pickture of him whens he were a young scientists, but before he began studyings them bananas an stuff





an here be a pickture of him learnin folk all abouts the crocoduck, an how the crocoduck prove that evolutions not be true, yay!



when i get to heavens an be a angels, i gonna ask lord Jesus to autograff one wings, an Mr.Kirk to autograff the other wings

that Mr.Kirk ---> <---that me


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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 08-22-2010, 09:53 AM

I care not who I meet in Heaven.

For all who are there are Stars in the eyes of the Lord.
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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 08-22-2010, 11:49 AM

i hope Randy Blythe is there that would be awesome
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Default Once surfactant paraplegia, anticonvulsants, profile, cleanly stiffness. - 09-25-2023, 06:17 PM

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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 09-25-2023, 08:47 PM

Definitely Ennio Morricone. He was an Heavenly composer and I'm pretty sure he is being appreciated right where he is now!
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Smile Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 01-08-2024, 05:36 PM

I have no doubt that we shall see the talented stars in the following video clip in Heaven — and what a tremendous blessing that will be! Oh, I realize that the singer is missing a few words here and there, but his heart is in the right place, and the pianist is top-notch. Just imagine the delight for all when she plays for 's choir beyond the pearly gates!





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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 08-22-2010, 03:36 PM

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John Wayne
Ronald Regan (although I don't think Nancy will be joining him)

Those two are off the top of my head.

Boy, you have that right about Nancy! Her dabbling in witchcraft and trying to destroy her Godly husbands Holy work is going to get her burned, and burned bad, in the fiery bowels of HELL! Joan Quigley nearly succeeded in putting Satan right there in the Oval Office with Ron Reagan!

Did you know there was an evil Catholic senorita that kept John Wayne from enlisting in the military in World War 2? Seems like Satan sends these slatterns and trollops and Wiccans to subvert the good works of many Godly men.

We must remain vigilant.


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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 08-22-2010, 05:51 PM

How about this young American Patriot®? I know Bill O'Reilly isn't perfect, among other things he had the nerve to criticise Westboro Baptist Church in one of his programs. But I believe the sum of his work would add up to a place in heaven.


You've been more than fair to the funny-bunny lefties!!!




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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 08-22-2010, 11:41 PM

Our beloved Denmarkian politician Pia Kjærsgaard will without a doubt go to Heaven. Although Danishland is already doomed, she is working hard on keeping everything, that looks just a bit moooslimb, out of the country.
Also, she is quite beautiful.



Praise the Lord for her presence in our otherwise God-forsaken country.


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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 08-23-2010, 08:49 PM


Victoria Jackson is a shoe in along with Michelle Bachman, Sharon Angle, and of course Sister Sarah.



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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 12-09-2010, 10:00 PM

Need I say more?

If heaven needed a president and vice president it would be Jerry and John.

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Our beloved Denmarkian politician Pia Kjærsgaard will without a doubt go to Heaven. Although Danishland is already doomed, she is working hard on keeping everything, that looks just a bit moooslimb, out of the country.
Also, she is quite beautiful.



Praise the Lord for her presence in our otherwise God-forsaken country.
Yes and her soul is so beautiful too .

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I fully expect to sit with my mentor Dr. Kent Hovind, PHD when we both come to see Jesus in the next life. A lifetime dedicated to putting the smack down on heathens/false scientists, and winning every single debate he engaged in surely warrants Dr. Hovind a special place in Heaven.

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Praise Christ!
First and foremost, I think I should point out that God and Jesus will be in Heaven, and they are the biggest stars in the universe!

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Praise Christ!
Some of us have been meeting up with Mr Hovind in a rented conference room in the sky. It's a place supplied by the Baby Jesus for everyone who, like Kent and myself, already have a personal relationship with Our Lord. We are discussing the Rapture. It was meant to be last week because the bastard dry cleaners managed to misplace my Rapture gown and have only just now located it. I am picking it up tomorrow, so the modified date for the Rapture begins next Thursday. I hope you people are right with your creator.
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flag Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 05-05-2018, 06:53 PM

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I fully expect to sit with my mentor Dr. Kent Hovind, PHD when we both come to see Jesus in the next life. A lifetime dedicated to putting the smack down on heathens/false scientists, and winning every single debate he engaged in surely warrants Dr. Hovind a special place in Heaven.

Praise Christ!
Amen, God bless Kent Hovind!

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