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Bible Alternative Facts Are Biblical - 03-06-2017, 12:32 AM

The Liebruls will tell you that alternative facts are lies when nothing can be further from the truth. The Bible is chocked full of alternative facts and here are some examples.

The Bible says that divorce is never permissible and they glom onto that Biblical truth to bash president Trump but while divorce is never permitted, it is permitted.


Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder. Matthew 19:6
Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery. -- Mark 10:11


Whosoever putteth away his wife and marrieth another, committeth adultery. -- Luke 16:18



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A man may divorce his wife if he finds some uncleanness in her. (Or if she no longer has favor in his eyes.)


When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house. And when she is departed out of his house, she may go and be another man's wife. Deuteronomy 24:1-2



President Trump behaved in a Biblical way when he kicked Ivana whom he would righteously rape and when he got rid of that harlot Marla Maples. Melania will be next and then he will sire some children with Ivanka much Lott did with his daughters.


Donald has had his wives sign pre-nuptial agreements which is in fact a bill of divorcement. Donald knows the mind of God!




When did the earth dry after the flood?


On the first day of the first month.


In the first month, the first day of the month, the waters were dried up from off the earth. Genesis 8:13
On the 27th day of the second month.


And in the second month, on the seven and twentieth day of the month, was the earth dried. Genesis 8:14



There are over 1500 examples of alternative facts in the Bible that the LIEbruls would call contradictions but they are in fact not contradictions but rather alternative facts. How do I know that are not contradictions a LIEbrul may ask. The Bible is the Word of God and everything in the Bible is the Gospel truth which can often be an alternative truth.




"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell
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Default Re: Alternative Facts Are Biblical - 03-11-2017, 10:15 PM

Amen! If only the liberals realized that there are times where the Bible may seemingly contradicts itself but is still the Light and the Way and that it's all alternative and factual and true!


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Default Re: Alternative Facts Are Biblical - 03-23-2017, 06:46 AM

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Amen! If only the liberals realized that there are times where the Bible may seemingly contradicts itself but is still the Light and the Way and that it's all alternative and factual and true!
Mrs Johnson, truly your husband as taught you well. The reason liberal read the Bible and find 1000's of contradictions is because they are not reading it with a guidance of the Holy Spirit.


Even without the Holy Spirit, there is concrete proof that the Bible is inerrant and it is inerrant because the Bible says it is inerrant. Liberals are agents of Satan!


The Bible is rife with alternative facts which the liberals would call contradictions. The Book of Genesis alone has quite a few alternative facts and here are a few.



To the liberals I would say.






GE 1:3-5 On the first day, God created light, then separated light and darkness.
GE 1:14-19 The sun (which separates night and day) wasn't created until the fourth day.

GE 1:11-12, 26-27 Trees were created before man was created.
GE 2:4-9 Man was created before trees were created.

GE 1:20-21, 26-27 Birds were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before birds were created.

GE 1:24-27 Animals were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before animals were created.

GE 1:26 Man is to have dominion over fish, birds, cattle, and all wild animals, yet--
GE 2:15-17 It is wrong to be able to tell good from evil, right from wrong.

GE 1:26-27 Man and woman were created at the same time.
GE 2:7, 21-22 Man was created first, woman sometime later.

GE 1:28 God encourages reproduction.
LE 12:1-8 God requires purification rites following childbirth which, in effect, makes childbirth a sin. (Note: The period for purification following the birth of a daughter is twice that for a son.)

GE 1:31 God was pleased with his creation.
GE 6:5-6 God was not pleased with his creation.

The Bible is also full of fuzzy math.
GE 11:26 Terah was 70 years old when his son Abram was born.
GE 11:32 Terah was 205 years old when he died (making Abram 135 at the time).
GE 12:4, AC 7:4 Abram was 75 when he left Haran. This was after Terah died. Thus, Terah could have been no more than 145 when he died; or Abram was only 75 years old after he had lived 135 years.




"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell
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Default Re: Alternative Facts Are Biblical - 03-23-2017, 10:58 PM

Friend, I fear you are getting terribly confused with all the facts / alternative facts debate. The liberals are so torn up checking and self-doubting that they are paralyzed when Our Government says things like murder rates are at record highs or NK is a national threat. Just like they are meant to be. Us True Republicans can trust that the True Leader is Right and His Righteous Order will be restored, which is why we also seem bewildered and paralyzed. But for a different reason. Believe me, Him I mean.
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Default Re: Alternative Facts Are Biblical - 03-24-2017, 09:29 PM

Exactly, it's because the bible is full of BS that it should be discredited. There's no such thing as alternative facts, there's facts and then there's the not true.
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Default Re: Alternative Facts Are Biblical - 03-24-2017, 09:34 PM

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Exactly, it's because the bible is full of BS that it should be discredited. There's no such thing as alternative facts, there's facts and then there's the not true.
Ahh, would you care to use the Bible to back that up? Because that is what we DO here. :|


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Sinner Re: Alternative Facts Are Biblical - 03-26-2017, 05:13 AM

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Exactly, it's because the bible is full of BS that it should be discredited. There's no such thing as alternative facts, there's facts and then there's the not true.
It sounds like you just bought yourself a one-way ticket on the Hell Train. I am glad you posted because you presented a great example of how the unsaved send themselves to hell.




"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell
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Default Re: Alternative Facts Are Biblical - 03-26-2017, 05:50 AM

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Exactly, it's because the bible is full of BS that it should be discredited. There's no such thing as alternative facts, there's facts and then there's the not true.

Aha!! So. GoldenShower has returned.


We all know the Bible (KJV 1611) cannot be discredited by such as yourself.
Please support your statement with valid Scriptural Support taken directly from the True Word of God, the Holy Bible (KJV 1611)


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: Alternative Facts Are Biblical - 04-04-2017, 03:20 AM

What the liebruls don't get is that the Bible is 10000000000% true because the Bible says it's true and the Bible is the Word of God.




"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell
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