[Atheus]

I have just visited this website and I am shocked by the stupidity and ignorance of some of the people here. First things first, I am a full atheïst, this is because I think about what the world is and not something that was written in a book a thousand years ago. I can say with certainty that I can refute every single argument excisting about the fact that there is no god or higher power in this universe. I'd also like to comment about the way you are closing yourself off of other humans by calling them as I quote ´Scum' for believing something else. I am also seeing several words in which you describe yourself better then others just because of your religion. I challenge every single one of you to tell me one argument why there would be a god or higher power and I can and will refute it.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Atheus

I have just visited this website and I am shocked by the stupidity and ignorance of some of the people here. First things first, I am a full atheïst, this is because I think about what the world is and not something that was written in a book a thousand years ago. I can say with certainty that I can refute every single argument excisting about the fact that there is no god or higher power in this universe. I'd also like to comment about the way you are closing yourself off of other humans by calling them as I quote ´Scum' for believing something else. I am also seeing several words in which you describe yourself better then others just because of your religion. I challenge every single one of you to tell me one argument why there would be a god or higher power and I can and will refute it.

Do you see what you did there?

You probably went to public schools.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jack O'fagan]

Yep, it looks like he is on our side.

Welcome Christian brother! Tell me what do you hate most about atheist scum?

YIC

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

OK Atheus.

Why not pop along to the Proof there is no God thread and see if you can do better than dear old Tom.

[Catherine Moore]

Welcome Atheus, I'm looking forwards to reading your introduction in the specially designated forum. Its a true blessing to us to have one of your knowledge here, and I can't wait to read your defense of the faith against the hordes of atheists we are besieged by. There are a couple of tricksy little arguments they come out with that I can't refute - good job you're here.

[Noah Sole]

Originally Posted by Atheus

I have just visited this website and I am shocked by the stupidity and ignorance of some of the people here. First things first, I am a full atheïst, this is because I think about what the world is and not something that was written in a book a thousand years ago. I can say with certainty that I can refute every single argument excisting about the fact that there is no god or higher power in this universe. I'd also like to comment about the way you are closing yourself off of other humans by calling them as I quote ´Scum' for believing something else. I am also seeing several words in which you describe yourself better then others just because of your religion. I challenge every single one of you to tell me one argument why there would be a god or higher power and I can and will refute it.

Hello Atheus, welcome to God's favourite forum.

You seem a little agitated about something, what is it, you can tell me.

What's your favourite Bible verse? What inspires you?

The one inspiring me today is:

2 Corinthians 6:14
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

All the best

[Foolish Atheist]

As much as I would love to take part in your poll, I refuse to answer because I do not worship monkeys, I don't worship anything. Please stop posting atheism as a "false" religion because it isn't a religion!

[Foolish Atheist]

Originally Posted by Catherine Moore

Welcome Atheus, I'm looking forwards to reading your introduction in the specially designated forum. Its a true blessing to us to have one of your knowledge here, and I can't wait to read your defense of the faith against the hordes of atheists we are besieged by. There are a couple of tricksy little arguments they come out with that I can't refute - good job you're here.

This really irritates me, especially if you live in the U.S, you people are the least prosecuted group in this country. If you think you are can you please tell me how many death threats you have received today?

[Noah Sole]

Originally Posted by Awesome Atheist

This really irritates me, especially if you live in the U.S, you people are the least prosecuted group in this country. If you think you are can you please tell me how many death threats you have received today?

Are you accusing us of evading the Law??

YIC

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Foolish Atheist

This really irritates me, especially if you live in the U.S, you people are the least prosecuted group in this country. If you think you are can you please tell me how many death threats you have received today?

Dear fool;

I receive death threats by the bucketful all the time. I have 3 interns on my "Youth For Christ" team who do nothing but handle such letters full time.

[knot2loud]

The Bible is God's Holy Word. He gave it to us so we may know him and have that personal relationship with him.

I believe in God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Ghost.

...and I like music.

I look forward to the "Blessed Hope."

[iLLogicalisAgnostic]

I'm an Agnostic Atheist, which I see is intentionally missing from this satirical forum thread.

Anyone who can use their brain knows not to accept anything without a fair amount of evidence which every religion seems to lack. I suppose this makes me Atheist, since I do not have belief in any god or gods. However, if a god could provide evidence for me that s/he/it exists, then I will gladly follow such god.

Saying you know a god exists blindly without evidence, or saying you know none exist blindly without evidence is ignorance.

[Redeemed Papist]

But how then do you explain the Bible? That's our evidence, chum.

Please note: you are not the first person to come up with the hypothesis that ancient people just made it all up to justify their prejudices and if you think that's going to dent faith then think again.

[YOLOthatsthemotto]

I'd take a man's anus over God any day of the week!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by YOLOthatsthemotto

I'd take a man's *uncleanness deleted* over God any day of the week!

Making you a typical atheist.

[Chaz1218]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

Making you a typical atheist.

And how exactly does that make him a typical atheist

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Originally Posted by Chaz1218

And how exactly does that make him a typical atheist

Atheism is about nothing more than having no rules so you can do anything you want, whether it is banging a stray cat or a rugged-jawed European man dressed in fuja with an expensive watch with a margarita in his hand at the beach as his hair blows in the wind. That's disgusting. Atheism is lawlessness, pure and simple. You should be ashamed.

Pastor Ed

[jrice Waiting for Email Confirmation]

you're not real christians, ur calling people dirty, enemies of god, dirty mudslimes, and i saw a quote that said god hates slant-eyes. i'm not an enemy of god, i'm a true christian no matter what you say and shame on you

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by ROAR!!!!!

you're not real christians, ur calling people dirty, enemies of god, dirty mudslimes, and i saw a quote that said god hates slant-eyes. i'm not an enemy of god, i'm a true christian no matter what you say and shame on you

That's nice.

Why not go over to the Introduction Forum and introduce yourself according to the directions at the top of the Introduction Forum page?

While you're at it, please explain what it means to you to be a "true christian", who "god" is, and how you know of Him.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by ROAR!!!!!

you're not real christians, ur calling people dirty, enemies of god, dirty mudslimes, and i saw a quote that said god hates slant-eyes. i'm not an enemy of god, i'm a true christian no matter what you say and shame on you

Shutup chink.