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Default Hello to the decent half of America - 03-08-2019, 01:37 AM

Hello,

I feel as though we should probably get along, but there are going to be a few hurdles.


1) I didn't vote Republican. I have never voted Republican. This is because of problem 2.
2) I'm British. Therefore I don't get to vote in America ... but if I did, I'd vote for the GoP. I voted Brexit. Does that count?
3) I don't know the bible inside out. I was raised as a lazy Catholic, we mouthed the words at school during hymns and prayers, my parents were disinterested. I was baptised, I didn't make it to confirmation. Depending on how full heaven is, I might be left outside with the Jews and the mud people.


So why am I here? Because in my own nation I find myself not sharing the beliefs and ideologies of my people. I have a government hell bent on making us the soy capital of the world (well, we are watching Canada and trying to keep up). Everyone seems to be either gay, a he-she or a virtue signalling sympathiser to any sexual proclivity a pervert might have. And I'm fed up talking to blue haired vegetarians who identify as [insert made up word]sexual when they really mean that no one wants them.


I'm just looking for a community of people that haven't been drinking water polluted with birth control pills. If that brings me closer to God, that can't be a bad thing.




I like BBQs. I like Brad Paisley. NASCAR is something I don't understand. I have never eaten a squirrel. I'm not allowed to shoot things in my country but I do archery instead. I watched my first Superbowl this year. I didn't care who won. I don't mine crypto but I don't hate it either. I like Bob Ross. I hate Ellen DeGeneres.
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Default Re: Hello to the decent half of America - 03-08-2019, 01:57 AM

Hello and to our friendly forum! So, how did you come to escape from the clutches of the Catholics and into Jesus' embrace?

Also, have you started reading the Bible yet?
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Default Re: Hello to the decent half of America - 03-08-2019, 01:57 AM

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...3) I don't know the bible inside out...
Then how do you know you agree with it?


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Default Re: Hello to the decent half of America - 03-08-2019, 01:58 AM

Welcome friend! Have you ever cracked open the Holy Bible? Like you, I was also subjected to the mind-numbing cultish rituals of the Papist religion, and I never opened a Holy Bible until I became a Christian. Imagine my surprise to have read the Bible and never once find a passage about baptising babies, altar boys, or priests raping children.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello to the decent half of America - 03-08-2019, 02:14 AM

Mmmm. Well there are some confusing replies in there.

Being a Catholic (albeit never a serious practising catholic) I believe that still qualifies me as a Christian. I was also brought up as a Christian. If I have my elbows on the table my father would crack me around the ear and tell me to eat like a Christian. I now have impeccable table manners.


The bible not having anything about baptism is a bit out of left field because it was taught to me as one of the 5 milestones of a Jesus life along with Transfiguration, Crucifixion, Resurrection, and Ascension. I'm guessing I read a bastardised version of it. The Baptism of Christ was supposed to be a pretty big deal and along with his crucifixion is one of the few things corroborated by historians.


My first ever bible was called "The Good News bible". It was a fully illustrated and had an inordinate amount of goats in it. I currently have about 5 or 6 bibles from various hotels I have stayed at, but I normally only take them if I don't like the towels.
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Being a Catholic (albeit never a serious practising catholic) I believe that still qualifies me as a Christian. I was also brought up as a Christian. If I have my elbows on the table my father would crack me around the ear and tell me to eat like a Christian. I now have impeccable table manners.
Papist parents tell their children this but it is a lie. They don't tell their children until their children are parents and are ready to baptize their babies. Then the priest takes them back to the sacistry and dumps this secret on them. Those who don't panic and have checkbooks or cash at the ready are invited to stay.

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The bible not having anything about baptism is a bit out of left field because it was taught to me as one of the 5 milestones of a Jesus life along with Transfiguration, Crucifixion, Resurrection, and Ascension. I'm guessing I read a bastardised version of it. The Baptism of Christ was supposed to be a pretty big deal and along with his crucifixion is one of the few things corroborated by historians.
The bible doesn't have anything about infant baptism, dear. The implication it does is how the RCC perpetuates their lies and how they pass in polite society as normal.

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Have you considered cracking one open and reading a few lines here or there? You know, to be familiar with the faith you profess to have?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello to the decent half of America - 03-08-2019, 02:52 AM

Mmmm. Well you aren't going to like this answer but I will share anyway.

I have for a long time been a Deist. This is because I am a life long member of the flat earth society. Indeed I was told of this site many years ago when one of your members visited our forums and suggested I create an account here.


To that end my religious knowledge is extensive regarding the works of Ptolemy, the clockwork universe, the unmoved mover and the creation of heaven and earth.


I share the same religion as the founding fathers, the masons and their arch enemies the Illuminati (bankers). I know of Deist markers and I know of the markers of the Illuminati such as 'the middle finger of modernity' ... which is a literal middle finger to the story of creation, a fixed flat earth and a geocentric model of the universe created by God for use by man.


There are many similarities in the beliefs of Deists and those of Christians, and they usually find themselves natural allies. The only differ on matters of Jesus and whether God actually cares about individuals or not.


But I find myself torn. Believing in a God that doesn't care about me doesn't make my heart happy. And I'm now of an age where I would rather be happy than be right. If you believe in something that makes your miserable you got the wrong answer. It doesn't matter what science says ... its still the wrong answer. Every race of man on earth is spiritual, every civilisation ... it is hard wired into us ... and to deny God is to deny your own biology. And so if i am going to choose to believe in God ... I may as well pick the happy loving kind. That is what blind faith is. Ignoring the bits that don't sit right, in order to enjoy the benefits that do.
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And so if i am going to choose to believe in God ... I may as well pick the happy loving kind. That is what blind faith is. Ignoring the bits that don't sit right, in order to enjoy the benefits that do.
Sounds like a perfectly 21st century, affluent westernized answer.


No worries, dear. There is help for you yet!


I would encourage you to read up and make an informed decision:
Read along the Bible with us.
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Find a favorite Bible Verse.
Know what Christianity is, and what it isn't.
And what the Bible doesn't say.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello to the decent half of America - 03-08-2019, 03:15 AM

It is the absolute opposite of a Westerner answer. Westerners are atheists. I hate Atheists. They are the scum of the earth. Ingrates.

Atheism is the ONLY religion that offers you nothing.
It gives no divine justice to the downtrodden.
No hope to the sick.
No comfort to the dying.
No enrichment of soul for the poor.


If you have a dying child its the only religion that doesn't tell that child that they are going to heaven. Its a religion that tells a dying child they are going to be worm food. It is hateful.


Atheists claim it is not a religion but they BELIEVE there is no God. Belief ... congrats ... a religion.


And Westerners can easily say "I'm an atheist" because they aren't poor or sick or suffering injustice. They don't need God. But they are also the first to tell those that do that their God doesn't exist. Atheism is cruelty. May they be the first to feel the fire of God on Judgement day.
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Default Re: Hello to the decent half of America - 03-08-2019, 03:22 AM

Oh, and I already have a favourite bible quote.

Psalms 19:1.
"The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork."


I already told you, I'm a life long member of the flat earth society. ;-)
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...Atheism is cruelty. May they be the first to feel the fire of God on Judgement day.
Yet I bear you no ill will based solely on your beliefs. Curious.

So you gonna bother reading the Bible to find out how it says that believing in a "god" that ain't Jealous puts you in exactly the same boat as I am as far as these people are concerned?

And, bursting one of your bubbles, these folks tell their children that they're going to Hell all the time, especially if they hate Jesus enough to get sick. Because that is True Christianity™ (the one that has evidence for it, i.e. the Bible).


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Default Re: Hello to the decent half of America - 03-08-2019, 03:33 AM

I don't care what people believe as long as they believe in something.

But when you talk to someone who will openly admit that they have no soul ... you are talking to a person with no self worth. A person who will do anything they want if no one is watching them. A person who makes up their own morals on any given day to suit themselves.


Can't get on board with atheists.


Imagine that "I have no soul". What kind of human being are you? You don't think you are any more important than a stone.
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Default Re: Hello to the decent half of America [which is neither -ed.] - 03-08-2019, 04:15 AM

I also don't care what people believe as long as they believe in something.

I believe I'll have another joint/drink/blowjob while you're down there.

But when you talk to someone who will openly brag that they have a soul ... you are talking to a person with no internal self worth. A person who needs external validation, even from an invisible friend, that they admit there's no way to be sure we're pleasing so the best you can do is what you'd probably end up doing anyways because you don't want to get your ass kicked by the real people you share this globe with because you're being an anti-social jerk. A person who will do anything they want if no one is watching them, and think confessing to some dude in a dress in a closet makes up for it. A person who bases their own morals on a myth constructed with the assistance of ancient pharmacological accidents (of the mushroom and rye blight varieties) and perpetuated by wishful thinking and narrow, ignorant self-interest.

Can't get on board with theists.

Imagine that "I have a soul". What kind of human being are you? You don't think you are any more important than a stone in God's eyes, and anyone who doesn't observe in exactly the same fashion as you doesn't even merit that (because God hates them, obv.).


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Being a Catholic (albeit never a serious practising catholic) I believe that still qualifies me as a Christian.
We have an entire subforum which proves you wrong. Basically: Catholics are not Christian because Christianity is a religion which is based on the Bible, while Catholics follow a made-up tradition (mostly of pagan roots) which has nothing to do with the actual contents of the Bible. Just one example (out of many which you can find by clicking on the link above): Catholics pray to statues, so to make it "OK," they changed the Ten Commandments.

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Just saying you're a Christian does not make you a Christian. Christianity is not like one of them endless terms&conditions agreements, which you just mindlessly scroll through and click "I agree." Christianity is a life-long commitment, and how can you know what you are committing to, if you have never actually read the terms&conditions (the Holy Bible)?

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The bible not having anything about baptism is a bit out of left field because it was taught to me as one of the 5 milestones of a Jesus life along with Transfiguration, Crucifixion, Resurrection, and Ascension. I'm guessing I read a bastardised version of it.
We're Baptists, so we have nothing against baptism, however, the Holy Bible shows that people who want to be Christians need to be baptized as adults who know what they're getting into. Child baptism is not Biblical, and it doesn't count because a child cannot give consent and cannot understand what baptism means.

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The Baptism of Christ was supposed to be a pretty big deal and along with his crucifixion is one of the few things corroborated by historians.
By which historians? I must have missed that.

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But I find myself torn. Believing in a God that doesn't care about me doesn't make my heart happy. And I'm now of an age where I would rather be happy than be right. If you believe in something that makes your miserable you got the wrong answer. It doesn't matter what science says ... its still the wrong answer. Every race of man on earth is spiritual, every civilisation ... it is hard wired into us ... and to deny God is to deny your own biology. And so if i am going to choose to believe in God ... I may as well pick the happy loving kind. That is what blind faith is. Ignoring the bits that don't sit right, in order to enjoy the benefits that do.
Well, then you need to look for some other religion, because Christian God is not loving. He is God of war (Exodus 15:3). He is vengeful (Ezekiel 25:17). He creates evil (Isaiah 45:7). He hates people (Psalm 106:40). He is merciless (Isaiah 9:16-17), enjoying the little babies' brains being splashed against rocks (Psalm 137:9).

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It is the absolute opposite of a Westerner answer. Westerners are atheists.
Dear, I gather you've never been to the American Midwest. Godly Westerners are God-fearing, Bible-obeying folks.
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Jesus Re: Hello to the decent half of America - 03-08-2019, 04:42 PM

Brother Mike,


Your papist upbringing, fueled by the heathen people of Bolivia from whence most Mary worship began outside of Rome, has caused you to become quite stubborn and deluded. You deserve a place in the seat of the scornful, which is where you should never be.


As others have stated here, Catholicism is NOT Christianity. The Catholics favor tradition along with sacred scripture (sola scriptura is their pet peeve). The problem with that is: Christians follow CHRIST. Who follows Christ? Baptists. Other religions follow Luther, Wesley, the Pope and/or Pavarotti; their pathway leads straight to the burning fires of the Lake of Fire. God Himself told us to "Come out of her," meaning the ridiculously sinful Catholic church. I came out many years ago and it was the best thing that could happen to me. I hid behind a closet of false identity, but now I say it loud and proud: I love Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He is my all. He is my everything. Being out is a joy and a blessing.


The saints that receive so much veneration and worship from papists were thieves, criminals, liars, murderers, and organized criminals. Padre Pio would often pierce his own hands to give the impression that stigmata was present when it was really just the results of a sharp Gillette blade his father gave him at puberty. This is a proven fact and I would cite you the source but I'm out of ink on my printer.


I will pray for your salvation and urge you to read our forums, especially those about Catholicism. Don't be like Bolivians. Be like Baptists.


I would be happy to fellowship with you if you have further questions. As a certified equine gnathologist I would not steer you wrong any more than I would bash a horse in the mouth.


Much love in Jesus Holy Name.
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Hello,

I feel as though we should probably get along, but there are going to be a few hurdles.


1) I didn't vote Republican. I have never voted Republican. This is because of problem 2.
2) I'm British. Therefore I don't get to vote in America ... but if I did, I'd vote for the GoP. I voted Brexit. Does that count?
3) I don't know the bible inside out. I was raised as a lazy Catholic, we mouthed the words at school during hymns and prayers, my parents were disinterested. I was baptised, I didn't make it to confirmation. Depending on how full heaven is, I might be left outside with the Jews and the mud people.


So why am I here? Because in my own nation I find myself not sharing the beliefs and ideologies of my people. I have a government hell bent on making us the soy capital of the world (well, we are watching Canada and trying to keep up). Everyone seems to be either gay, a he-she or a virtue signalling sympathiser to any sexual proclivity a pervert might have. And I'm fed up talking to blue haired vegetarians who identify as [insert made up word]sexual when they really mean that no one wants them.


I'm just looking for a community of people that haven't been drinking water polluted with birth control pills. If that brings me closer to God, that can't be a bad thing.




I like BBQs. I like Brad Paisley. NASCAR is something I don't understand. I have never eaten a squirrel. I'm not allowed to shoot things in my country but I do archery instead. I watched my first Superbowl this year. I didn't care who won. I don't mine crypto but I don't hate it either. I like Bob Ross. I hate Ellen DeGeneres.
Dear Godmocker,

Thank you for taking the time to crawl out from whichever rock you live under to come to our forum and belittle us and spread lies about us because we dare to stand up for Jesus. If you had ever opened a Bible, you would know that we are blessed because of your persecution (
Mt 5:10-11), so I thank you for that.

I would also like to thank the Lord Jesus that I don't live in a police state like Germany where the police can come and shut down any website that the government disagrees with. God bless the USA!


There is no racism here, friend, and making such false accusations is a violation one of the ten commandments. I hope you enjoy your time in Hell, Mary-worshiper.

Neither is anyone here ignorant, nor shortsighted. We have our eyes on eternity, friend. What are your eyes on?

We don't hate anyone, either. We love sinners, and that's why we preach the word to them. People can't get saved if they don't recognize that they need to get saved.

God's Plan of Salvation is to:

  1. Recognize and admit that you are a sinner (Rom 3:23,Rom 5:12,1 John 5:10).
  2. Repent of sin (Lk 13:5,Acts 17:30).
  3. Believe that Jesus died for your sins and was resurrected (John 3:16,Rom 5:8,Rom 10:9).
  4. Pray and ask Jesus to become your personal Savior (Rom 10:10,Rom 10:13)
    Friend, it is not too late for you. Please read the Bible verses linked from the Plan of Salvation, and think long and hard about them. Then I want you to do it. Admit that you are a sinner, repent from sin, believe on Jesus, and pray this prayer:
Dear God, I know that I am a worthless sinner, abominable in your sight, and need I forgiveness. I believe that Jesus Christ shed His precious blood and died for my sin. I am willing give up my sin and live without it. I now invite Christ to come into my heart and life as my personal Saviour.

Amen


I will be praying for you also, friend.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I'm fed up talking to blue haired vegetarians who identify as [insert made up word]sexual when they really mean that no one wants them.
And so dear, you assume that WE'D want YOU? I'm simply riveted for your next papist babbling (Or BBQ/Superbowl). Can't wait!
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I don't care what people believe as long as they believe in something.
I call shenanigans, and you should be careful.
These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Proverbs 6:16-19
You post as if you can't decide whether you want to defend your live-and-let-live deist fantasy or pretend to be a conservative Christian to gain our trust and affections.

Which is it? Be honest now. The Department of Faith has already begun its investigations, as per your permission upon registration.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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It is the absolute opposite of a Westerner answer. Westerners are atheists. I hate Atheists. They are the scum of the earth. Ingrates.

Atheism is the ONLY religion that offers you nothing.
It gives no divine justice to the downtrodden.
No hope to the sick.
No comfort to the dying.
No enrichment of soul for the poor.


If you have a dying child its the only religion that doesn't tell that child that they are going to heaven. Its a religion that tells a dying child they are going to be worm food. It is hateful.


Atheists claim it is not a religion but they BELIEVE there is no God. Belief ... congrats ... a religion.


And Westerners can easily say "I'm an atheist" because they aren't poor or sick or suffering injustice. They don't need God. But they are also the first to tell those that do that their God doesn't exist. Atheism is cruelty. May they be the first to feel the fire of God on Judgement day.
Dunno where you get all that from, mate. No one would tell a dying child that they would be worm food any more than a Christian would say loving Jesus sent the disease that was killing them.

Lying by omission is an crosses the aisles as our American cousins say.

And to be clear an Atheist says that s/he does not believe that a supernatural creator (or any stripe) exists because they have not been convinced by the evidence: not the definite position that a supernatural creator does not exist.

It might: but absent evidence one cannot conclude one exists. As an aside it’s odd to here a British Christian bandy about the hate word so much. The Christian I know don’t seem bothered that their creed is dying out in Britain.

Is that why you are so fed up?


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Originally Posted by Mike Adams View Post
I don't care what people believe as long as they believe in something.

But when you talk to someone who will openly admit that they have no soul ... you are talking to a person with no self worth. A person who will do anything they want if no one is watching them. A person who makes up their own morals on any given day to suit themselves.


Can't get on board with atheists.


Imagine that "I have no soul". What kind of human being are you? You don't think you are any more important than a stone.
This. So much this.

Any True Christian™ knows that it is only the dread fear of a loving God that stops people from becoming blood soaked ax murderers and homosexualists 👎

In fact we know for a fact that Militant Atheist Gay Agenda has been working behind the scenes in this great nation to undermine the GOP- the only party to make a strong stand for Jesus in the face of homersexualistical pressure groups want rights for gay marriage even when it goes against the Constitution that guarantees freedom for religion to discriminate against them.

I don’t see why we can just have areas for these people to live and work where they won’t have to expose our yougthful clean limbed young youths to the Predators in Prada.

Do you want to drink from a soda fountain that might have had some lesbeans battered lips suckling from them or a pink bearded bear with traces of man seed on his teeth.

America needs to wake up to the notion that Jesus isn’t going to take that lying down and Christians should stand up for what they believe in: the Bible(KJV1611).

If more people actually read the Bible(KJV1611) they would know Jesus isn’t some panty waste: He kicks down doors and takes names- and He’s through kicking down doors 🦵🚪!

Time to take a stand: read the Bible(KJV1611), get right with Jesus, support the GOP (no I’m not a Trump supporter as such but God is using him like He used Cyrus) and for goodness sake don’t let gay people get married- they’ll just create more gay children who use the wrong rest room for kicks.

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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