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America strikes another blow against God-mocking ScIeNce. -
12-10-2009, 08:25 PM
The Christ-hating, monkey-worshiping ScIeNtists who thought that God's favorite country was their playground have received yet another smackdown. Praise!
From the JYT:
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Collider Sets Record, and Europe Takes U.S.’s Lead
By IVAN OVERBYTE
Tiny spitfires of energy blossomed under the countryside outside Geneva late Tuesday night, heralding the arrival of a new European particle collider as the biggest, baddest physics machine in the world.
Scientists said that the new Large Hadron Collider, a 17-mile loop underneath the border between the cheese-eating surrender monkeys and the overpriced-watch-making neutrality gibbons, had accelerated protons to energies of 1.2 trillion electron volts apiece and then crashed them together, eclipsing a record for collisions held by an American machine, the Tevatron, at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory in Illinois.
Officials at CERN, the European Center for Nuclear Research, which built the collider, said that the collisions lasted just a few minutes as a byproduct of testing, and that the Champagne was still on ice in Geneva. But in conjunction with other recent successes, those tiny fireballs displaced American physicists as the leaders in the art of banging subatomic particles together to see what nature is made of.
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Let the Eurostanis have their "honor." The Landover Baptist University Department of Creation Physics has already told us what nature is made of:
Colossians 1:16-17: For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether [they be] thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.
That's right: It's made of Jesus.
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Re: America strike another blow against God-mocking ScIeNce. -
12-10-2009, 08:41 PM
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That's right: It's made of Jesus.
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Re: America strikes another blow against God-mocking ScIeNce. -
12-11-2009, 12:46 AM
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Scientists said that the new Large Hadron Collider, a 17-mile loop underneath the border between the cheese-eating surrender monkeys and the overpriced-watch-making neutrality gibbons, had accelerated protons to energies of 1.2 trillion electron volts apiece and then crashed them together, eclipsing a record for collisions held by an American machine, the Tevatron, at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory in Illinois.
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All this is is boys with their toys for nerds.
What happened when the American acceleratior smashed two protons together at super high speed? Well I read thousands of pages of scientific mumbo jumbo and translated it thusly:
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Them protons done got busted up but good! Hyuk!"
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Now the fagapeeins have an even bigger collider! And, oh look! Their protons got smashed too! Who would have thought that going even faster would also wreck a proton?!
It's a lot like Chevy, after seeing what happens when a Suburban hits a concrete overpass at 100 miles an hour, wondering if the result will be much different at 200 miles an hour? Will the suburban still be wrecked? What about at 300, 500, 800 miles an hour? Always wreckage?
I guess we won't know till we try.
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12-11-2009, 01:53 AM
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All this is is boys with their toys for nerds.
What happened when the American acceleratior smashed two protons together at super high speed? Well I read thousands of pages of scientific mumbo jumbo and translated it thusly:
Now the fagapeeins have an even bigger collider! And, oh look! Their protons got smashed too! Who would have thought that going even faster would also wreck a proton?!
It's a lot like Chevy, after seeing what happens when a Suburban hits a concrete overpass at 100 miles an hour, wondering if the result will be much different at 200 miles an hour? Will the suburban still be wrecked? What about at 300, 500, 800 miles an hour? Always wreckage?
I guess we won't know till we try.
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Those mousey Europeans always like to make a big deal out of their tiny achievements. They produce a Ferrari that is half the size of a Ford pickup and want to charge 50 times as much. And their overpriced wine comes in tiny bottles, not cartons.
Now, their scientists are all excited because they smash two little protons together at the energy of 1 TEV. Heck, if you take two plucked chickens and smash them together at 20 miles/ per hour, you get the energy of more than a billion TEV.
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Re: America strikes another blow against God-mocking ScIeNce. -
12-11-2009, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Let the Eurostanis have their "honor." The Landover Baptist University Department of Creation Physics has already told us what nature is made of:
Colossians 1:16-17: For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether [they be] thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.
That's right: It's made of Jesus.
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Trust it to the monkey-worshipping Europeans to fantasize about dozens of different "fundamental particles," while everyone knows everything is made of Christions. Those "particle accelerators" are just an excuse for left-wing radicals to rid the world of Godly money by pouring billions of it into a big hole in the ground. Idiots.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
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Re: America strikes another blow against God-mocking ScIeNce. -
12-11-2009, 04:12 PM
They are after "antimatter" Now if mater is Christ then antimatter is Satan. Those Euro trash want to bring Lucifer strait into the world so the Devil can eat babies directly with no Abortion doctor intermediary.
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Re: America strikes another blow against God-mocking ScIeNce. -
12-11-2009, 07:07 PM
I'm just waiting for the crafty nips to realise how much money they can scam off the gullible Europeons by producing a range of even smaller miniaturised protons which will become the latest must-have accessory among Christ-hating scientists. Doubtless the profits will be pumped into their plans for a Pearl Harbour re-enactment.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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12-12-2009, 03:23 PM
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I'm just waiting for the crafty nips to realise how much money they can scam off the gullible Europeons by producing a range of even smaller miniaturised protons which will become the latest must-have accessory among Christ-hating scientists. Doubtless the profits will be pumped into their plans for a Pearl Harbour re-enactment.
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You watch those devilish Europeans tempt good Christian American Creation Scientists to sin by running this infernal instrument on the Sabbath, saying it costs too much to shut it down.
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12-13-2009, 05:41 PM
The jackbooted evo-atheist science establishment has been saying that the global warming skeptics did meet their “standards” for science, and look how that is turning out. Indeed, those very same people liken human-caused global warming skeptics to Darwin-denying creationists and AIDS “denialists”!
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Stupid foreighners -
01-19-2010, 03:05 AM
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Those mousey Europeans always like to make a big deal out of their tiny achievements. They produce a Ferrari that is half the size of a Ford pickup and want to charge 50 times as much. And their overpriced wine comes in tiny bottles, not cartons.
Now, their scientists are all excited because they smash two little protons together at the energy of 1 TEV. Heck, if you take two plucked chickens and smash them together at 20 miles/ per hour, you get the energy of more than a billion TEV.
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...do you understand the mass of a proton?
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01-19-2010, 09:05 PM
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You watch those devilish Europeans tempt good Christian American Creation Scientists to sin by running this infernal instrument on the Sabbath, saying it costs too much to shut it down.
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01-19-2010, 11:22 PM
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Christians follow the Sabbath?
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Of course. I suppose atheists don't know that, but the Sabbath is in the Bible.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: America strikes another blow against God-mocking ScIeNce. -
01-28-2010, 11:55 PM
Why do you hate Europeans?
Besides, the Bible says nothing Negative about Europe.
Now I'm confused. Doesn't seam like the "we're never mean, we only bring Gods word" attitude I've been showered with here!
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Re: America strikes another blow against God-mocking ScIeNce. -
01-29-2010, 12:01 AM
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Now I'm confused.
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That has been obvious from your first hateful post.
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Doesn't seam like the "we're never mean, we only bring Gods word" attitude I've been showered with here!
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It is "never mean" by definition to bring God's Holy Word to life. We are charged by Jesus Christ Himself to do whatever it takes to bring you into His loving embrace.
Please don't mistake us for false Christians who lie and claim that God automatically loves everyone and everything just because He created it all. The Bible says otherwise.
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Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: America strikes another blow against God-mocking ScIeNce. -
01-29-2010, 12:29 AM
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Why do you hate Europeans?
Besides, the Bible says nothing Negative about Europe.
Now I'm confused. Doesn't seam like the "we're never mean, we only bring Gods word" attitude I've been showered with here!
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Not Europeans as a race, but God has plenty of hate for effete, surrender, monkey, socialists, tax and spend elites who sell out their Faith for politcal expectancy. In the days of Christ's earthly ministry they were call the Roman appeasing Pharisees. Now it is Muslim appeasing Democrats and Frenchmen, it is the same idea.
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Re: America strikes another blow against God-mocking ScIeNce. -
01-29-2010, 03:07 PM
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Why do you hate Europeans?
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Because they are gay-marrying communist scum.
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Besides, the Bible says nothing Negative about Europe.
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In the days of the Bible, the people of Europe all worshipped idols, so they were condemned in Biblical condemnations of idol worship.
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Now I'm confused. Doesn't seam like the "we're never mean, we only bring Gods word" attitude I've been showered with here!
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True Christian Love™ often is confusing. Sometimes we need to be mean, just to breach through a sinner's defenses against God to reach his precious heart, and lead it to God. So, even if a True Christian™ calls you a rambling hellbound atheist perverted satanic faggot, for example, remember that that person says that because he or she truly loves you.
I hope this clears things up!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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