[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

The bolded area is mine:

Originally Posted by CBS

CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.

Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.

Thoughts:

The only thing I love more than banning nudity is using bans on nudity as an excuse to ban political speech. But look deeper and you'll see the TRUE reason the liberal media hate group See B.S. has suddenly flip-flopped on pornography:

"avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves"

This clause is obviously aimed at those true patriots, Paul Revere and the Raiders:

"Let me -
Let me -
Let me - [show my undercurves]
Or OBAMA'S GONNA GET ME!"

Male under-curvature has a long and noble history, pretty much all the founding fathers flaunted theirs, and so did Winston Churchill. And who could forget President Bush's codpiece during his "Mission Accomplished" photo-op?

And of course banning political causes among celebrities has to be a good thing (unless Ted Nugent wins a grammy) but the clear reference to "lapel pins" can only mean one thing - they want to BAN AMERICAN FLAG LAPEL PINS!

Is there a loophole on wardrobe malfunctions caused by farting? Or does her dress look like this all the time?

Billy Idol always seemed like a decent guy - you can't get AIDS while "Dancing with myself". Though I've heard that the song is actually about masturbation - better ban him to be on the safe side.

Anyone notice any other anti-American acts hidden in the fine print? (Other inspirational photos of male under-curvature are welcome but close-ups will be moved to the mens-only forum).

[Nobar King]

This is like telling your kid to pull his pants up= it's never going to work.

[Paragon of virtue]

First and foremost I'm a Christian. The next phrase I would use to describe my self is 'Paul Revere and the Raiders Fan'. This news is incredibly disturbing. I call for all fans of Paul Revere and the Raiders to ban the show. I'm sure that they are up for many, many awards. How can they even be expected to walk up on stage and collect that wheelbarrow full of trophies when they are only going to be pictured from the waists up? No, no they should also protest and stay away from the show. I guess that's what "Big Music Industry" had in mind in the first place so that they could give more rewards to that little Canadian harlot Avril GaGA Deione or whatever the heck she calls herself. I feel so betrayed right now.

Thanks a lot Obama!