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My wife has vanished. -
04-08-2012, 11:34 AM
I don't know what to do.
It was a lovey day yesterday and she said she was going to wash the car. I was not really listening as I was talking to my healthy, vibrant young Nephew.
It's been a day now and no sign of her or the car.
I'm getting really worried.
YIC
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-08-2012, 11:39 AM
I will pray for you.
I don't know what I would do without my car.
YIC
Noah
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-08-2012, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Laurence Niles
I don't know what to do.
It was a lovey day yesterday and she said she was going to wash the car. I was not really listening as I was talking to my healthy, vibrant young Nephew.
It's been a day now and no sign of her or the car.
I'm getting really worried.
YIC
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Perhaps you could post a pic? I can look out for her up here if you like. What sort of a car is she in?
Oh, yes, and what's her fave food?
Just let me know and I'll do what I can
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-08-2012, 12:07 PM
I'll keep a look out for the car, Brother Niles. I hope it is not damaged. But keep your chin up, you can always get a new car. A newer model, with less wear and tear, one that still has that new car smell and not that week old fish wrapped in newspaper stink.
Remember, cars are just tools, there is no need to have an intense bond with them like one has with God.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-08-2012, 01:10 PM
That's the one ray of light: she took to polo and left the civic.
I've reported it stolen but the Police haven't done a thing about my wife and the Women's Refuge are worse than useless. Her sister in law simply said 'what did you expect?'
I expected a cleaner car and dinner in the table.
I still have hope that the situation will resolve it's self.
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-08-2012, 02:02 PM
Are there still sailing ships leaving from Plymouth bound for the Americas? I’d check there; many’s the woman who’s been smitten by a sailor.
(To a certain extent it’s your own fault for teaching her to drive.)
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-08-2012, 02:07 PM
Well now I know for certain that she has gone.
I used google maps to locate her car at the Women's Refuge in Exeter. I though it could be coincidence but luckily (thank God) I remembered one of previous patients works there and it was the work of a moment to call her and reassure her that, of course, I would continue to maintain her confidentiality about her disorder, if she could see her way clear to confirming my wife's presence at said refuge.
Fortunately God was with me and the silly young thing told me what I needed to know with the minimum of fuss.
So now I know that (for some reason) she has left me and taken the darn car (which still had eight months of tax left!).
I guess I'll have to make my own tea.
Inconveniencedly yours in Christ.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-08-2012, 02:17 PM
I've just spoken with a Brit I know. He says you can cancel the tax on the car and get a refund. That'll leave her with a car with no tax; that'll mean your bobbies will take an interest; that means she'll appear in court; that means you will have a chance to contact her and to make her obey you when she goes there.
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-08-2012, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
I've just spoken with a Brit I know. He says you can cancel the tax on the car and get a refund. That'll leave her with a car with no tax; that'll mean your bobbies will take an interest; that means she'll appear in court; that means you will have a chance to contact her and to make her obey you when she goes there.
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Glory!
God's benevolence knows no bounds, surly? I shall take you advice and save £90 and let her know she can't mess a True Christian's™ property!
Now, if I can just work out this washing machine.
Greatfully yours.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-08-2012, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Laurence Niles
Fortunately God was with me and the silly young thing told me what I needed to know with the minimum of fuss.
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Brother, did you just call God a silly young thing?
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-08-2012, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Kitty
Brother, did you just call God a silly young thing?
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Heavens no
The silly young thing was Karen Richards at the Exeter Woman's refuge. I promised to keep it confidential about affair with one her clients and that's why she told me where my wife was.
It never entered my head that anyone would associate silly and God. For me that would be impossible to conceive.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 01:11 AM
Try to get the Polo back. I wouldn't be caught dead in an oriental car!
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 01:20 AM
I'd report the car stolen, were I you.
Did she pay for it? Is it in her name? I'm guessing not on both counts.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 01:27 AM
I am sorry for jumping in and i realise that I am new to the forum so please understand my rudeness, however has anyone considered that the poor woman may have been involved in an auto accident, i am again sorry for posting but is this thread for real. ??
“Immediately the boy’s father exclaimed, ‘I do believe; help me overcome my unbelief!’”
Mark 9:24
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Orange.
I am sorry for jumping in and i realise that I am new to the forum so please understand my rudeness, however has anyone considered that the poor woman may have been involved in an auto accident, i am again sorry for posting but is this thread for real. ??
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Did you bother to read the thread?
It's already been clearly explained to anyone capable of reading that she and the car have both been located at a "women's shelter", also known as the Exeter Feminazi Lesbian Indoctrination Center.
Brother Laurence's wife is probably chowing on a box right now.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Did you bother to read the thread?
It's already been clearly explained to anyone capable of reading that she and the car have both been located at a "women's shelter", also known as the Exeter Feminazi Lesbian Indoctrination Center.
Brother Laurence's wife is probably chowing on a box right now.
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Yes sir i did read the thread however i may have missed some points, I hope that the brother finds his car without a dent, it is possible that it may be at the local family guidance clinic as the posters `wife` may want to not have another bastard child.
“Immediately the boy’s father exclaimed, ‘I do believe; help me overcome my unbelief!’”
Mark 9:24
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Orange.
Yes sir i did read the thread however i may have missed some points, I hope that the brother finds his car without a dent, it is possible that it may be at the local family guidance clinic as the posters `wife` may want to not have another bastard child.
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Considering they are married, she can't have a bastard unless she's an adulterer.
It's also a women's "shelter" and feminazi lesbian indoctrination center, not an abortion clinic.
Are you some sort of a retarded? Did the attack upon you by the 21st Century cause brain damage? Or are you this stupid on purpose?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 01:57 AM
So you care more for the car than for your wife... seems messed up to me. Love the way the sister was like "What did you expect?" Of course she would leave you if you abused her, marriage works on the bases of equality not one man pimp slapping his wife for not making sandwiches, I'm a girl and even though I'm only 15, I am pretty sure I wouldn't want to be near any of you, let alone marry you guys. I find it hard to see what your wife saw in you...
Girls rock! ;D
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Considering they are married, she can't have a bastard unless she's an adulterer.
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She has stolen the mans car, what else could she have done behind his back, is it unfeasible to think that a woman laden with sin cannot commit adultery.
“Immediately the boy’s father exclaimed, ‘I do believe; help me overcome my unbelief!’”
Mark 9:24
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Re: My wife has vanished. -
04-09-2012, 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Dorothy
So you care more for the car than for your wife... seems messed up to me. Love the way the sister was like "What did you expect?" Of course she would leave you if you abused her, marriage works on the bases of equality not one man pimp slapping his wife for not making sandwiches, I'm a girl and even though I'm only 15, I am pretty sure I wouldn't want to be near any of you, let alone marry you guys. I find it hard to see what your wife saw in you...
Girls rock! ;D
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Girls rock, yes they do but bucket mouth like you also do crack cocaine and sleep with any trash that they see lying around, Come and stay with me for a few days and i will teach you the way.
Accept Jesus into your life and let us both follow the path of redemption, together we can find the way.
“Immediately the boy’s father exclaimed, ‘I do believe; help me overcome my unbelief!’”
Mark 9:24
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