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The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
03-19-2011, 07:09 PM
This video offers a tantilizing new clue that the so-called "Apollo Moon Laning" was a government hoax.
FACT: Neil Armstrong is a Christian!
FACT: He refuses to take an oath on the alleged Bible that he allegedly took with him to the moon.
Conclusion: That Bible has never been to the moon!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
03-21-2011, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
This video offers a tantilizing new clue that the so-called "Apollo Moon Laning" was a government hoax.
FACT: Neil Armstrong is a Christian!
FACT: He refuses to take an oath on the alleged Bible that he allegedly took with him to the moon.
Conclusion: That Bible has never been to the moon!
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Amen, Pastor!
The fact is, we know that Neil Armstrong can impossibly have gone to the moon because it is impossible to land on the moon without being burned to cinders.
After all, we know that the sun is a hot ball, likely made of coal. That's why it gives off warmth. While we don't feel the moon giving off warmth, we know that it at least gives off some warmth, as it is a light just like the sun:
Genesis 1:16:
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
Or in other words, it is not a ball of rock that only reflects light, as lying atheists claim. We True Christians™ know that the moon gives off a lot of light, and therefore, no one could land there without getting incinerated.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
03-21-2011, 11:14 PM
Very true Brothers. Also the moon is way too small to hold even a single man. It always amazes me how far those liars at NASA are willing to go to keep stealing our tax money to fund their gay sex orgies. The worst part is they no longer even pretend to have rockets that can send people into space. Costing money is officially the only thing they are doing nowadays.
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
This video offers a tantilizing new clue that the so-called "Apollo Moon Laning" was a government hoax.
FACT: Neil Armstrong is a Christian!
FACT: He refuses to take an oath on the alleged Bible that he allegedly took with him to the moon.
Conclusion: That Bible has never been to the moon!
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Fact: Man went to the Moon.
Fact: curiosity and opportunity are on Mars
Fact: International Space Station exist.
Fact: This proves the Bible is wrong!
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by photofox
Fact: Man went to the Moon.
Fact: curiosity and opportunity are on Mars
Fact: International Space Station exist.
Fact: This proves the Bible is wrong!
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You are a sucker for the biggest liberal hoax ever conceived. It is all smoke and mirrors friend (and hollywood sound stages), how do I know? Ohhhh... just a little something called THE FIRMAMENT!!
Genesis 1:6-8 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
Seriously, you atheists are so dense.
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
You are a sucker for the biggest liberal hoax ever conceived. It is all smoke and mirrors friend (and hollywood sound stages), how do I know? Ohhhh... just a little something called THE FIRMAMENT!!
Genesis 1:6-8 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
Seriously, you atheists are so dense.
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They went to the moon. How do I know? Science and Mathematics
Relating your topic to this firmament, you can see it's evidently wrong.
- The Earth is spherical
- The sun is further away from the moon (93 millions miles)
- The stars are thousands of light years
- You've forgotten we live in a galaxy (milky way), which is within the universe with billions of other galaxies.
All these you can test yourself with science and mathematics. Or you can go into space and find out yourself if you have the money.
"Seriously, you Christians are so dense."
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 04:11 PM
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"Seriously, you Christians are so dense."
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Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm curious, who are you quoting?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 04:21 PM
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Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm curious, who are you quoting?
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I'd like to know who too. I know who I am quoting, the ultimate authority;
1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 05:13 PM
Oh, sorry, I'm quoting from my own God who is a giraffe that lives on the clouds. The great giraffe in the sky created the world in 7 minutes, The Great giraffe allows science to happen, The Great Giraffe defines what science is, science does not define the great Giraffe
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 05:27 PM
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Oh, sorry, I'm quoting from my own God who is a giraffe that lives on the clouds. The great giraffe in the sky created the world in 7 minutes, The Great giraffe allows science to happen, The Great Giraffe defines what science is, science does not define the great Giraffe
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Careful friend....
Exodus 20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God...
Being guilty of blasphemy is the one unforgivable sin.
Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
Why do you hate Jesus and His infallible and inerrant Word as outlined in the Holy Bible (KJV)?
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 05:32 PM
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Fact: Man went to the Moon.
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Nonsense. How do you explain that even the biggest telescopes have been unable to see where NASA claims they landed?
Feel free to search the entire Internet for photos made with telescopes proving we went to the Moon...
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by photofox
Oh, sorry, I'm quoting from my own God who is a giraffe that lives on the clouds. The great giraffe in the sky created the world in 7 minutes, The Great giraffe allows science to happen, The Great Giraffe defines what science is, science does not define the great Giraffe
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Typical atheist with her made up religions
YIC
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 05:36 PM
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Feel free to search the entire Internet for photos made with telescopes proving we went to the Moon...
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I am still waiting...
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 05:42 PM
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I am still waiting...
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Cowards always run away from the truth
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 05:58 PM
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Nonsense. How do you explain that even the biggest telescopes have been unable to see where NASA claims they landed?
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You would need a scope about a mile across here on Earth or in close orbit to pick up any details of the moon landings.
You can see the Apollo landings from orbiting moon cameras Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, even though it wasn't designed for this action, but had the capability of doing it.
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Look who's talking.
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I am still waiting...
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I was busy replying on the other threads.
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 06:10 PM
What version do you have? And by the way, you're not very good, it's pixelated to hell.
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 06:18 PM
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What version do you have? And by the way, you're not very good, it's pixelated to hell.
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Do you understand the capability of what PhotoShop can do? Did you even read my post to understand how this was taken, in compared to other telescopes?
By saying these pictures don't hold sufficient evidence, in your opinion, of the moon landings, you can't postulate the saying "it didn't happen." You need to take in all the evidence it has. This way, you'll understand the truth of the moon landings.
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 06:28 PM
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You can see the Apollo landings from orbiting moon cameras Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, even though it wasn't designed for this action, but had the capability of doing it.
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Wait: you're using something that ALSO didn't go to the moon to prove OTHER things went to the moon?
Open your eyes, man!
(Matthew 6:22-23) "The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light. But if thine eye be evil, thy whole body shall be full of darkness. If therefore the light that is in thee be darkness, how great is that darkness!"
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-01-2013, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by photofox
You can see the Apollo landings from orbiting moon cameras Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, even though it wasn't designed for this action, but had the capability of doing it.
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How convenient to prove one hoax with another one.
The entire point of my challenge, pictures of the moon landing made by telescopes, was that you can't fake that. Everyone can buy a telescope and see for themselves.
But since you (or anyone else in the world) clearly failed to meet my challenge, we can now conclude that the Moon landing was indeed a hoax. No surprises there, especially with Obama in office.
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Re: The Moon Landing Was a HOAX, And Neil Armstrong KNOWS IT! -
05-07-2013, 01:13 PM
Obama wasn't in office.
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