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Default Need Help from True Christian Parents - 07-12-2017, 04:35 PM

As I have stated in my introduction, I am new to the True Christian way and have just begun introducing my children and wife to it. I have taken away the television as well as all my children's toys and the only thing my wife has is her hair products (so she can present herself to me and the Lord) and her cooking supplies and cleaning supplies until they truly become one with God and learn that He is what they should be focusing their life on.


But my daughter has just today told me news that is making me so angry I can hardly type. She wants to be a lawyer. And if that isn't bad enough, she wants to be a rights lawyer, for children and women. I have prayed all day, beaten her, and locked her in a room with a Bible, telling her to read it and ask herself if God would be happy with her choices and if she would rather burn in Hell. I also told her it would be her fault for damning the family. Nothing is working.
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Default Re: Need Help from True Christian Parents - 07-12-2017, 04:43 PM

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As I have stated in my introduction, I am new to the True Christian way and have just begun introducing my children and wife to it. I have taken away the television as well as all my children's toys and the only thing my wife has is her hair products (so she can present herself to me and the Lord) and her cooking supplies and cleaning supplies until they truly become one with God and learn that He is what they should be focusing their life on.


But my daughter has just today told me news that is making me so angry I can hardly type. She wants to be a lawyer. And if that isn't bad enough, she wants to be a rights lawyer, for children and women. I have prayed all day, beaten her, and locked her in a room with a Bible, telling her to read it and ask herself if God would be happy with her choices and if she would rather burn in Hell. I also told her it would be her fault for damning the family. Nothing is working.
This is worrying indeed.

Has she taken to becoming more muscular or decisive? Does she seem colder or physically stronger?

Has she started to follow the Base Ball?

I'm sorry, but there is every possibility that she may be suffering from incipient lesbeopathy.

If she begins to speak her mind or demand special privileges in your house such as control over the TV or not doing the washing up you may need to call your Pastor.

Please keep us informed: I shall pray for you.

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Need Help from True Christian Parents - 07-12-2017, 08:39 PM

There used to be a Bible based organization that was dedicated to steering wayward girls away from a life of lesbianism and towards a life of wholesome motherhood.

I believe it was called "Tykes, not Dykes."


You might want to check and see if they are still around.
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Jesus Re: Need Help from True Christian Parents - 07-13-2017, 02:32 AM

Brother Godly,


I'd like to offer my perspective from the standpoint of an educated, handsome, young, well-built certified equine gnathologist, therefore supremely qualified to offer an opinion.


But first: I want to say Dr. Niles has given you sage advice as he always does; he is just as wise as he is handsome.


I must also mention the allowance of hair products for women. Other than using some mayonnaise (which a woman can make herself) to keep her hair moisturized and free of split ends, I can think of no hair care product that is necessary. Given the proper bones, a woman can even make a comb (or a man can make it for her if she's too stupid). With that being said, I am appalled that a woman with a caring father would want to defy him in such a manner. You have my prayers and manly sympathy, sir.


I would seek for lesbian reading material in her bedchamber, like Cosmopolitan or Redbook. Both of these publications espouse independence, which fosters unnatural desires for the weaker s-e-x.


Will you remind me where this girl's mother is in the picture? Surely she would not want her daughter to become lebanese and it is partly her responsibility to ensure this doesn't happen. Dads can't prevent all manner of sin - only God Himself can do that - but there is obviously something that opened the door for your daughter's defiance and it has festered unto the point of displaying itself in the fashion you described.


I wish you well, but I am feeling as though it is time to kick this person out of your home. It just seems like the loving thing to do.


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Default Re: Need Help from True Christian Parents - 07-13-2017, 08:41 PM

Your daughter is not too old to spank if she lives in your home, dear. And she should expect her future husband to discipline her when necessary as well. This man was saved by his mother's diligent discipline. May he be an inspiration to you.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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