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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
06-26-2010, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Cranky I think you need to be more careful with your profile on Farcebook, people could get the wrong idea
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As a married "true christian" you should not be looking for women on the net, and as for being interested in men, don't you spend a lot of time telling people they should not be doing that sort of thing as your imaginary friend does not like it?
Now the above inferences may not have been your intention, but having your profile set as it is could explain some of the problems you have been having on Farcebook.
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It says he is interested in women. Not looking for them.
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
06-26-2010, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I use Facebook to spread the Good News about Jesus to all the unsaved fools like you who spend their days masturbating and using drugs. Feel free to apply to be my friend on FB, but you'd better act fast because I am nearly at the 5,000 friend limit.
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Hello Pastor E.
I note that your avatar pic on facebook has you wearing a skin coloured T shirt. At first Daddy thought you were nude and would not allow me to send a friend request. That was before he authenticated you via this site.
I pray you do not find that feedback too forward. Daddy had my safety and welfare at stake. I am not allowed to just roam hither and tither on the internet.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
06-28-2010, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I use Facebook to spread the Good News about Jesus to all the unsaved fools like you who spend their days masturbating and using drugs. Feel free to apply to be my friend on FB, but you'd better act fast because I am nearly at the 5,000 friend limit.
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I found this on farcebook...
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Originally Posted by Anita Wittig
Well Pastor, it's like we've been trying to tell ya lo these months..us your faithful congregants and sycophants tried to stop this monstrous take over, but alas, Mrs Bowers and (sic)Pastor Hardwick have taken control of everything.....
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one of the only things that keeps me going is Pastor Ezekial Flint's words of wisdom (and of course his naked pix on his profile) Blessings of the word Pastor.!
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
07-10-2010, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Cranky I think you need to be more careful with your profile on Farcebook, people could get the wrong idea
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As a married "true christian" you should not be looking for women on the net, and as for being interested in men, don't you spend a lot of time telling people they should not be doing that sort of thing as your imaginary friend does not like it?
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Nice. Very nice.
You're suggesting that COM shouldn't display an interest in men and women? What are you suggesting, noodle boy - that he should display an interest in horses, donkeys and goats?
COM spits in Satan's eye by creating a Facespace account to learn about its abominations, comes here to inform us what he's found, and all you can do is make outrageous suggestions!
It wouldn't surprise me if you had a Facespace account yourself! You and your meatball-munching friends probably use Facespace to spread your sauce-laden heresy among innocent children!
What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
07-11-2010, 12:28 AM
I know on my MySpace page some pervert named Tom keeps pestering me.
I think he must want sex from me and to date me because he keeps sending me e-mails about "up-dates" even though I tell him time again to go straight to HELL, I'm taken . I'm not interested in his down-dates either. What a perv.
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
07-11-2010, 04:03 AM
Cranky has a big double morale issue by having a facebook and creating a thread about why people shouldn't.
God dosen't like double morale!
Thats not good.
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
07-11-2010, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Nefiron
Cranky has a big double morale issue by having a facebook and creating a thread about why people shouldn't.
God dosen't like double morale!
Thats not good.
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Now listen Zack Efron,
Brother COM has more moral and ethical fiber than you could point a stick at!
Sometimes, we as True Christians™ have to take a look at the darkside to know first hand what is right from what is wrong and us "walking in another's shoes" (as described in not inly Isaiah but also in Luke). Gosh even Jesus had to confront the devil in the desert to get more of an understanding of the plight of we mere mortals.
As such Brother COM has made his OWN sacrifice to root out all the evils of facebook, so as to expose it for the debauchery it has proven to be.
Instead of slighting him you should be thanking him. No doubt though you are also ungrateful that Jesus died (temporarily) for all your sins too!
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There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
07-11-2010, 08:41 AM
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Nice. Very nice.
You're suggesting that COM shouldn't display an interest in men and women? What are you suggesting, noodle boy - that he should display an interest in horses, donkeys and goats?
COM spits in Satan's eye by creating a Facespace account to learn about its abominations, comes here to inform us what he's found, and all you can do is make outrageous suggestions!
It wouldn't surprise me if you had a Facespace account yourself! You and your meatball-munching friends probably use Facespace to spread your sauce-laden heresy among innocent children!
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What I am suggesting is that the way he has his profile set up at the moment could be why he is experiencing so many problems with farcebook.
As for using farcebook to spread the Good News do you mean something like this?
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
07-12-2010, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
I know on my MySpace page some pervert named Tom keeps pestering me.
I think he must want sex from me and to date me because he keeps sending me e-mails about "up-dates" even though I tell him time again to go straight to HELL, I'm taken . I'm not interested in his down-dates either. What a perv.
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I'll take care of him, sister.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
08-19-2010, 10:08 PM
Those satan worshippers at Facebook just killed my Facebook account. I have no doubt that my messages praising Jesus caused them to do that. It seems Facebook is even more evil than I already suspected.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
08-20-2010, 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Those satan worshippers at Facebook just killed my Facebook account. I have no doubt that my messages praising Jesus caused them to do that. It seems Facebook is even more evil than I already suspected.
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That place is run by hook-nosed Christ-killers who do nothing but lay snares against Christians and attempt to destroy God's Kingdom on earth.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
09-23-2010, 08:51 PM
God uses Al-Qaeda to destroy Facebook !!!
http://twitter.com/alqaeda/status/25339422716
Never expected one ultimate evil to destroy another one so I am certain God's hand must be behind this!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
03-25-2011, 09:37 PM
I agree with you Cranky Old Man, the Facebook is indeed from devil.
Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
04-11-2011, 02:47 AM
okay what the piffle is wrong with you people i dont think any of the crap that dumb ass said has happened to anyone plus whats wrong if you find out if that some ones an atheist its not hurting you i mean im not a christian im an agonist and im not trying to "destroy your soul" so im sorry but y'all need to shut the piffle up cause none of you know what your talking about
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
04-11-2011, 02:52 AM
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im an agonist
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I find that very hard to believe.
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An agonist is a chemical that binds to a receptor of a cell and triggers a response by that cell. Agonists often mimic the action of a naturally occurring substance. Whereas an agonist causes an action, an antagonist blocks the action of the agonist and an inverse agonist causes an action opposite to that of the agonist.
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
04-11-2011, 03:04 AM
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I find that very hard to believe.
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oh my freaking bad i meant agnostic my spell check is on the frits
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
04-11-2011, 03:12 AM
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oh my freaking bad i meant agnostic my spell check is on the frits
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
04-11-2011, 03:28 AM
after reading through some of the forums and ive seen the error of my ways and i want to become a christian oh and how do i do the introduction thingy because i tried and it wont let me
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
04-11-2011, 03:40 AM
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Before you make any more posts, please make an introduction of yourself in the INTRODUCTION FORUM and tell us a bit about your relationship with Jesus.
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oh and thank you for helping me turn my life around
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Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! -
04-12-2011, 03:48 AM
This thread is the most HYPOCRITICAL thread I have ever seen in my life.
ARRIVE ... RAISE HELL ... LEAVE ...
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