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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 04-01-2007, 04:20 PM

Books aren't essential. Even Dostoyevsky is not compulsory. People are ALWAYS trying to make things easier for me, it's just silly... I don't need it, I keep telling them but if your mum insists on doing things for you all the time, it's hard to say no, especially if you're a lazy rot like me.
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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 04-01-2007, 04:26 PM

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Books aren't essential. Even Dostoyevsky is not compulsory. No satanic garbage should be compulsory, so it's a good thing that jibberish you're referring to isn't mandatory. People are ALWAYS trying to make things easier for me, it's just silly... I don't need it, I keep telling them but if your mum insists on doing things for you all the time, it's hard to say no, especially if you're a lazy rot like me. So you want to be treated like a big girl, right? All grown up? Then start acting like one!
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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 04-01-2007, 04:33 PM

Dostoyevsky was the best and kindest person ever. I don't want to be treated like a big girl, I don't even want to grow up. In fact, when I was blowing out my candles on my 8th birthday, I wished I could be 8 forever. Growing up is growing old, why would I want this?
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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 04-01-2007, 04:46 PM

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Dostoyevsky was the best and kindest person ever. I don't want to be treated like a big girl, I don't even want to grow up. In fact, when I was blowing out my candles on my 8th birthday, I wished I could be 8 forever. Growing up is growing old, why would I want this?
Yeah, some part of you fears growing old because it'd mean your time here is decreasing and your time in hell is drawing near. You try to deny it's existence in an attempt to comfort yourself, becuase if there was a hell you'd be in deep doo-doo. But I guess your wish was granted, you still haven't grown past the mental abilities of an eight year old infant. Good for you.

I suggest you start growing up and growing wise by letting Jesus into your heart.

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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 04-01-2007, 04:51 PM

No, growing old would mean that kids no longer care about me and I can no longer do weird stuff. I don't care if there is a hell, I find it very hard to think 5 mins ahead. That's probably why I suck at chess. Nah, it wasn't granted, that's me trying to be young for 10 more years.
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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 04-01-2007, 04:56 PM

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No, growing old would mean that kids no longer care about me and I can no longer do weird stuff. I don't care if there is a hell, I find it very hard to think 5 mins ahead. That's probably why I suck at chess. Nah, it wasn't granted, that's me trying to be young for 10 more years.
So in order to feel young again you come here and post a variety of childish jibberish? This site is not for your amusement, it is a tribute to the Lord and a place where True Christians and interested people ican discuss Godly matters.

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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 04-04-2007, 06:36 PM

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Dostoyevsky was the best and kindest person ever. I don't want to be treated like a big girl, I don't even want to grow up. In fact, when I was blowing out my candles on my 8th birthday, I wished I could be 8 forever. Growing up is growing old, why would I want this?
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No, growing old would mean that kids no longer care about me and I can no longer do weird stuff. I don't care if there is a hell, I find it very hard to think 5 mins ahead. That's probably why I suck at chess. Nah, it wasn't granted, that's me trying to be young for 10 more years.
What about Brian Haw or Pope Benedict? They're both very old and very weird. As for not caring if there is a Hell... well, your choice, but don't come crying to us when you're drowning in flames for eternity. Actually, do, it'll be funny.


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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 02-21-2011, 03:38 AM

Well, HERE's the latest: The United Nations (i.e., communist) scienticians are all claiming that the earth will change it's shape and appearance in just 39 years, all without God's influence.

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Planet could be 'unrecognizable' by 2050, experts say

WASHINGTON (AFP) – A growing, more affluent population competing for ever scarcer resources could make for an "unrecognizable" world by 2050, researchers warned at a major US science conference Sunday.

The United Nations has predicted the global population will reach seven billion this year, and climb to nine billion by 2050, "with almost all of the growth occurring in poor countries, particularly Africa and South Asia," said John Bongaarts of the non-profit Population Council.

To feed all those mouths, "we will need to produce as much food in the next 40 years as we have in the last 8,000," said Jason Clay of the World Wildlife Fund at the annual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS).

"By 2050 we will not have a planet left that is recognizable" if current trends continue, Clay said.

The swelling population will exacerbate problems, such as resource depletion, said John Casterline, director of the Initiative in Population Research at Ohio State University.

But incomes are also expected to rise over the next 40 years -- tripling globally and quintupling in developing nations -- and add more strain to global food supplies.

People tend to move up the food chain as their incomes rise, consuming more meat than they might have when they made less money, the experts said.

It takes around seven pounds (3.4 kilograms) of grain to produce a pound of meat, and around three to four pounds of grain to produce a pound of cheese or eggs, experts told AFP.

"More people, more money, more consumption, but the same planet," Clay told AFP, urging scientists and governments to start making changes now to how food is produced.

Population experts, meanwhile, called for more funding for family planning programs to help control the growth in the number of humans, especially in developing nations.

"For 20 years, there's been very little investment in family planning, but there's a return of interest now, partly because of the environmental factors like global warming and food prices," said Bongaarts.

"We want to minimize population growth, and the only viable way to do that is through more effective family planning," said Casterline.


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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 02-21-2011, 07:50 AM

That's not science, that's liberal propaganda. Funny how these are the "solutions" implied...
  • More money sent to third world countries
  • Promoting condoms and abortions to our kids
  • Making meat illegal and forcing everyone to go vegan
  • More electric hybrid solar crap
Although, I agree the planet will be unrecognizeable by 2050. Just not by global warming, but by God wreaking havoc on this horrible world who turned their back on Him and unleashing the End Times upon us. Shout GLORY!



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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 02-21-2011, 10:18 AM

Liberal propaganda indeed – if any of them bothered to read the Bible (KJV1611) they would realize the God always provides solutions for these problems. Plagues, famines, disease and locusts are a few of His favorites. I haven't seen anything in the Bible (KJV1611) that instructs us to cure AIDS or send drugs and condoms to Africa – yet the liberals are always doing these things and thwarting God's will. I see the mooselimbs are just aching to be wiped out of existence with their bellicose rhetoric, and with a Godly Republican as President in two years I'm sure we are going to oblige them.


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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 03-01-2011, 10:43 AM

I can actually agree with you guys for once. Global warming IS a conspiracy. It is perpetuated by environmentalists intoxicated on mysticism, and by financial and political interests. The earths climate has fluctuated more than this long before there was industry. And I could debunk their theory on many other points too.

Besides, consider this passage from Proverbs 30:
4Who hath ascended up into heaven, or descended? who hath gathered the wind in his fists? who hath bound the waters in a garment? who hath established all the ends of the earth? what is his name, and what is his son's name, if thou canst tell?

It's a bit much to think that industrial human activity could have such a huge effect on God's creation.

They want to scare us for their own purposes.
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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 03-15-2011, 02:55 PM

I really hope you all Americans who belong to this church of yours will die when hurricanes and other nature disaster caused by CLOBAL WARMING will hit US
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Show me one hurricane that has hit Iowa friend.

Just name one.



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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 03-15-2011, 03:19 PM

Don't know, don't care. Will happen if global warming continues
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Don't know, don't care. Will happen if global warming continues
I'm sick of all the false prophets of the Gaia Earth religion coming around here telling us what is going to happen. I suppose you are going to tell us that the earth quakes in Japan are due to your "goddess" getting even with the Japanese for hunting whales.


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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 03-16-2011, 04:05 AM

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I really hope you all Americans who belong to this church of yours will die when hurricanes and other nature disaster caused by CLOBAL WARMING will hit US
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories - 03-16-2011, 10:39 AM

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Don't know, don't care. Will happen if global warming continues
Global warming is nonsense.

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