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Location: America: God's favorite nation
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Person of the year 2013 -
03-14-2014, 11:05 AM
As many of you are probably aware, every year, Godless Time magazine tries to shove a new false idol onto us through their "Person of the Year" award. Some of the people on the magazine in the past made sense, like George Bush, but lately there have been evil, demonic people on it, like the faggy, communistic pope, and Obama. This is why I thought Landover Baptist should decide on its own person of the year for 2013.
Here's how it works. Each person (True Christians™ only) ranks up to 10 people, from highest to lowest, as person of the year. A first place vote is worth 10 points, a second place vote is worth 9 points, and each lower rank is worth one less point. A 10th place vote being worth one point. There's no requirement to use all 10 slots. You are may change your mind before the month is over. Whoever has the most points after a month wins. I'll start:
1. Donald Trump
2. Ken Ham
3. Vladimir Putin
4. Chris Christie
5. Yoweri Museveni
6. Michelle Bachman
7. Art Robinson
8. Sarah Palin
9. Paul Broun
10. George Zimmerman
Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.
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Posts: 2,243
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: In the kitchen
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Re: Person of the year 2013 -
03-14-2014, 11:11 AM
1. Pastor Ezekiel
2. Pastor Ezekiel
3. Pastor Ezekiel
4. Pastor Ezekiel
5. Pastor Ezekiel
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Posts: 22,438
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
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Re: Person of the year 2013 -
03-14-2014, 01:44 PM
The list only needs one name: Sarah Palin.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
True Christian™
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Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
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Re: Person of the year 2013 -
03-14-2014, 02:01 PM
PASTOR ZEKE!
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Gushing for Jesus
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Person of the year 2013 -
03-14-2014, 02:13 PM
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 871
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Re: Person of the year 2013 -
03-14-2014, 03:23 PM
Not trying to brag, but 7 years ago Time Magazine chose me as person of the year. The thing is, they never even spoke to me. It must be pure random chance who is chosen, and there are a lot more evil people than good people (Matthew 7:14), so this year they will most likely choose a bad person again.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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True Christian™
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Posts: 991
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: 1380 Apostle's Park Ct, Freehold
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Re: Person of the year 2013 -
03-18-2014, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
1. Pastor Ezekiel
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Could your nose be just a little browner, hon?
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers." Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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True Christian™
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Posts: 991
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: 1380 Apostle's Park Ct, Freehold
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Re: Person of the year 2013 -
03-18-2014, 05:10 AM
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3. Victory OS
4. Zechariah Smyth
5. Mistress Cookie
6. Mary Etheldreda
7. Ezekiel Flint
8. Michelle Bachman
9. Naomi Ruth Lamb
10. Russell Holbeck
I am SO embarrassed at nominating myself, but I am certain my sisters in Christ would agree that this list would not be complete without my name.
Bless all of you! except those that sit in the seat of the scornful and associate with thieves and predators and don't know how to stop insulting True Christian™ members of the Landover community. No names mentioned since JESUS created me as a demure, petite flower and I wish evil on no one. God will take care of those hussies.
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers." Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 285
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Islamic Caliphate of Germany
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Re: Person of the year 2013 -
03-19-2014, 05:32 PM
God, Jesus and Pastor Ezekiel would be obvious choices for every year but I think such an award is a good opportunity to encourage other conservatives as well!
I think Vladimir Putin plays a more and more important role in defending Christian values. This is especially important in times like these when we have a muslim traitor in the White House.
Pat Robertson would also deserve a prize for uncovering the gay aids ring practice in 2013. We need more intelligent and well-read conservatives who are not afraid to speak out
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
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Forum Member
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Posts: 77
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Godly Usa
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Re: Person of the year 2013 -
03-19-2014, 08:38 PM
I haven't posted much on these forums, despite being around for quite a while, and I don't have the most experience with the people who use this forum, but whenever I see a post Pastor Ezekiel it is always teeming with wisdom and foresight. For this reason alone, I have to go with Pastor Ezekiel for person of the year.
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Posts: 14,178
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: With my nose stuck in the Bible.
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Re: Person of the year 2013 -
04-11-2014, 03:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ex-soccer player
I think Vladimir Putin plays a more and more important role in defending Christian values. This is especially important in times like these when we have a muslim traitor in the White House.
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I second this nomination. Vladimir Putin is a manly man and the exact type of leadership this country needs.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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