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Default Re: ACTION ALERT: A Black Parade turned White - No More Goths/Emo - 01-11-2009, 04:39 AM

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Which churches? Most churchs are not as intolerant as you and may actually have goths that go to the church.

There are goths in the church I use to attended. They were way cool~ Seemly God hates everything and everyone....so says man.....
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Default Re: ACTION ALERT: A Black Parade turned White - No More Goths/Emo - 01-11-2009, 04:49 AM

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There are goths in the church I use to attended. They were way cool~ Seemly God hates everything and everyone....so says man.....
According to these guys god hates everything and everyone that has nothing to do with LBC. Look at the forums, you'll see some pretty messed up stuff


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Default Re: ACTION ALERT: A Black Parade turned White - No More Goths/Emo - 01-11-2009, 04:54 AM

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If you can count that creature's signature as valid, surely mine will count too -- despite living in NZ? Please forgive me if I have overstepped here.


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Lol, senile at its worst.


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Default Re: ACTION ALERT: A Black Parade turned White - No More Goths/Emo - 01-11-2009, 05:14 AM

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Lol, senile at its worst.
I am terribly hurt by that. Are all goths as ageist as you? If you saw a naked elderly person walking dementedly across a busy street, would you merely stand there, "Lol"-ing? I suspect you would.


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Default Re: ACTION ALERT: A Black Parade turned White - No More Goths/Emo - 01-11-2009, 05:19 AM

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I am terribly hurt by that. Are all goths as ageist as you? If you saw a naked elderly person walking dementedly across a busy street, would you merely stand there, "Lol"-ing? I suspect you would.
No, you just piss me off. Are you saying that you can insult me and every other goth but when i call you senile than its a different story? If i seen that i would be calling an ambulance as she would need some help.


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Default Re: ACTION ALERT: A Black Parade turned White - No More Goths/Emo - 01-11-2009, 05:51 AM

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No, you just piss me off.
What a dreadful way to speak to an old lady. Do all goths share your lack of respect for the older generation? I sincerely want to know, as I am trying to understand the inner workings of your dark, dark mind.

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Default Re: ACTION ALERT: A Black Parade turned White - No More Goths/Emo - 01-11-2009, 06:01 AM

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What a dreadful way to speak to an old lady. Do all goths share your lack of respect for the older generation? I sincerely want to know, as I am trying to understand the inner workings of your dark, dark mind.

The better I understand you, the better I can tailor my prayers to your needs; that is, I will discover the names of your demons in order to expel them from your infested soul.
Please excuse me, Mrs Codger Rogers. I was inattentive for a moment while discussing manly business with Brother WO. I have since tossed that smart-mouth qweer into quarantine and banned two other goth freaks.


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Default Re: ACTION ALERT: A Black Parade turned White - No More Goths/Emo - 01-11-2009, 06:37 AM

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Please excuse me, Mrs Codger Rogers. I was inattentive for a moment while discussing manly business with Brother WO. I have since tossed that smart-mouth qweer into quarantine and banned two other goth freaks.
If i do remember correctly she did insult me first, do i not have the right to retaliate?
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Default Re: ACTION ALERT: A Black Parade turned White - No More Goths/Emo - 01-11-2009, 06:40 AM

Whatever, your petition isn't going to work. Nice try though. Even if it did there would be a bigger petition to reverse it.
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Default Re: ACTION ALERT: A Black Parade turned White - No More Goths/Emo - 01-11-2009, 03:39 PM

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Whatever, your petition isn't going to work. Nice try though. Even if it did there would be a bigger petition to reverse it.
The LORD YOUR GOD would strike down such a whiny and sinful petition and THROW YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE FLAMES OF HELL!

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Default Re: ACTION ALERT: A Black Parade turned White - No More Goths/Emo - 01-11-2009, 08:40 PM

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Which churches? Most churchs are not as intolerant as you and may actually have goths that go to the church.
Please name three Bible-believing churches that accept Gothtards.

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Default Re: ACTION ALERT: A Black Parade turned White - No More Goths/Emo - 01-13-2009, 09:09 PM

haha it' s so funny al this if god didin't want gorhs on the planet why did he "create " them
and i think that a lot of people here speak in the name of god it's like god can't speak for his self :p
oh i'm a goth and i go to church i don't hate him and i'm not evil i do tarot and wicca and i have books about wiches and stuff does that make me evil does that send me to hell well then bring on the fire i'm not going to change for other people


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Default Re: ACTION ALERT: A Black Parade turned White - No More Goths/Emo - 01-13-2009, 09:13 PM

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haha it' s so funny al this if god didin't want gorhs on the planet why did he "create " them
and i think that a lot of people here speak in the name of god it's like god can't speak for his self :p
oh i'm a goth and i go to church i don't hate him and i'm not evil i do tarot and wicca and i have books about wiches and stuff does that make me evil does that send me to hell well then bring on the fire i'm not going to change for other people
Simple. God didn't 'create' them. SATAN did. Try getting into a REAL church and see what happens. We didn't ask you to change, so get over it.


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