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Default Glee: A primer for gay sex - 03-20-2011, 03:22 PM

Brothers and Sisters in Christ, I wish to rise in salute of American Hero Victoria Jackson, who has said what the rest of us are thinking, namely: Did you see "Glee" this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians – again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of "Glee" – what's your agenda? One-way tolerance?

Read more: The Muslims next door http://www.wnd.com/index.php/index.p...#ixzz1H9aWD1o2

This is a show about some (i) fornicators and whores, (ii) cripples, (iii) a fat Nigra and (iv) a whole mess of homers who band together to form a high school singing club called "Nude Erections." Folks, it just doesn't get sicker than that.

Recently they portrayed a boy who rightfully beats up homers as a closet queer, as if anyone who beats up homers would only do so because he is one. Then they are planning a full-blown gay kiss.

Victoria Jackson, who tells it like it is when it comes to Mooslimbs, adds a few long-overdue words about homers. Here's the story, and I think it should be required reading for all of us.

Also, I think Youth Minister Harry should review yet again for the Landover Boys Choir our prohibition on homerism and counsel any boy who may be having those thoughts. I will do the same at Children's Story Circle, although I think Story Circle is pretty much under control (I checked each boy's penis for signs of masturbation just last Sunday and found no evidence of same).

Here is the link: Victoria Jackson on Muslims and Queers

The Glee reference is just above the quote from Glenn Beck.


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Default Re: Glee: A primer for gay sex - 03-20-2011, 03:55 PM

Some musicians are refusing to allow their songs to be used in Glee. I don't know who that David Growl guy is, but at least he's not some fag rocker who will sell out for some silly musical.


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Default Re: Glee: A primer for gay sex - 03-21-2011, 12:10 AM

Glee clearly proves God doesn't allow gays, fornicators and democrats to sing nicely. Only straight heterosexual Christians can sing! They need an Auto-Tune device for nearly every song to hide the fact that none of these pedofiles pretending to be children can sing. Serial gay Cory Monteith being the worst of the bunch. He hasn't hit a proper note in all of his life. Even our tone deaf "president" Obama had to put his fingers into his ears to avoid the horror that is Cory Monteith's real voice.


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Default Re: Glee: A primer for gay sex - 03-22-2011, 10:31 PM

I called Sister Victoria after services on Sunday and congratulated her on her blog.

Then today I saw her on the news with the Bible that Pastor Zeke gave her and she was all OVER that interviewer quoting scripture. Praise JESUS for Sister Victoria and her efforts at getting the Word out to Americans everywhere!

Victoria Jackson's Rebuke to Homers


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Default Re: Glee: A primer for gay sex - 03-23-2011, 01:34 AM

Well Brothers, the closet got thrown wide open in a Plainfield Illinois High School where, after watching Glee, Kyle Ryan, The Captain of the Football team, not to mention he is also the quarterback, was also predicted to make the state wrestling finals in the 275 lb. weight class this year, has given it all up to take the starring roll in the school Musical production of Stephen Sondheim's "Into the Woods" !

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“I chose theater over wrestling this year because it’s something I love so much and never fully had the chance to participate in,” he said.
“Sometimes I have that part of me that misses wrestling because I’ve been wrestling since I was in the third grade. This year I had such a passion for performing my love just poured into the theater. I have no regrets. I made the right choice.
I for one feel that this TV show be removed from all airways at once, all copies of the show burned and then the remains be buried on reactor number 1, right on top of the core. That should keep this vile program from infecting our children with gay!


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Default Re: Glee: A primer for gay sex - 05-02-2011, 12:00 PM

Glenn Beck agrees with me. This show must be stopped!!

This show was smut from the get-go when they named the singing group "Nude Erections." Sickening.

Glenn Beck: Glee is Destroying America


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Default Re: Glee: A primer for gay sex - 05-02-2011, 02:37 PM

No thanks, Glee!

I prefer the music of Amy Grant. She's a good Christian with wholesome lyrics. I really miss that tape! Mama (RIP) smashed my Amy Grant cassette on account of her hearing voices coming out of my cassette player. I tried to explain to her that that was the purpose of a speaker, but she insisted on smashing it. Shoot! Mama (RIP) got real confused when she skipped her Thorazine doses.


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Default Re: Glee: A primer for gay sex - 05-03-2011, 08:11 AM

I like glee, it has pretty good music, they always made fun of me in high school, when you are a little person and have an name like midge it can get a little complicate, I used to always bake cookies to give to people, then they left me alone, plus I prayed to Jesus to help me and to me them stop calling me names.

Once I made fake apple pie with ritz crackers, take 2 cups of sugar and 2 teaspons cream of tarter and boil it on the stove for 15 minutes and then put in lemon peal, and 2 tablesons lemon juice. Then take 36 ritz crackers and crunch them up, and pour the suger water over it and then put on top some 2 tablespons margerine, + 1/2 teaspon cinimin, then bake it at 425 for half an hour. Deelicious!! hope you enjoy!! and God bless!! Jesus loves you.


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Default Re: Glee: A primer for gay sex - 05-03-2011, 08:14 AM

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I like glee, it has pretty good music, they always made fun of me in high school, when you are a little person and have an name like midge it can get a little complicate, I used to always bake cookies to give to people, then they left me alone, plus I prayed to Jesus to help me and to me them stop calling me names.

Once I made fake apple pie with ritz crackers, take 2 cups of sugar and 2 teaspons cream of tarter and boil it on the stove for 15 minutes and then put in lemon peal, and 2 tablesons lemon juice. Then take 36 ritz crackers and crunch them up, and pour the suger water over it and then put on top some 2 tablespons margerine, + 1/2 teaspon cinimin, then bake it at 425 for half an hour. Deelicious!! hope you enjoy!! and God bless!! Jesus loves you.
Are you trying to poison us? A fake apple pie? This is America! The only thing that should go in an apple pie is apples and the other stuff called for to make an apple pie!
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