HARDCORE RAPPIST ROCK AND ROLL PROVES DANGER OF "EVOLUTION"! (PORNOGRAPHY WARNING!)

Mrs. Mary Whitford

I went on one of my regular trips to witness to my trollop of a niece Brandi and the first thing I heard upon entering the house was the sound of hardcore rappists rock and rolling from her bedroom. I knew God had me make a copy of their house key for a good reason! I burst through Brandi's door and she was watching this pornographic video.

WARNING: DO NOT WATCH! EVEN PASTORS SHOULD ONLY VIEW SNIPPETS IN THE COMPANY OF OTHER PASTORS AND EVEN THEN AFTER A FEW SOLID HOURS OF PRAYER! I stumbled across this on Monday and I still feel like Satan is trying to pull my modest clothing off and insert himself into my Eve's Danger Hole.

I can't understand all the caterwauling the rappist in this filth is doing, so I made the mistake of looking up the lyrics.

Excuse me. Just remembering the vile wickedness I read...

...Sorry, I had to take a couple of hours to pray and shower, but I'm back and I can finish the post with the stern hand of my loving husband, Mr. Whitford, poised to keep me on the narrow path to salvation.

So how does the THEORY of EVILution come into this? Through the few "lyrics" I was able to make out and can post on this family message board.

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You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

"We ain't nothin' but mammals," just animals like any other animal, so why have morals? Why do what's right by Jesus? Let's just fornicate like we're monkeys or dogs or kangaroos! AND THEY SAY THEIR THEORY ISN'T A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO THE HUMAN SOUL?!!?!?!?!!?!?!

We are NOT mammals! We are specially created by THE LORD HIMSELF! Man was created in the image of God (Genesis 1:26) and woman was made from man's rib (Genesis 2:22) for man (1 Corinthians 11:9)!

If this film isn't proof positive that the THEORY of EVILution was deliberately crafted by the devil to lead us all into the eternal fires of hell, well then, I have no hope for the so-called intelligence of those weak-willed enough to still follow in Darwin's footsteps. (Remember, Darwin repented on his deathbed for a reason!)

Pastor Ezekiel

Oh, the monkey rock music has been gaining in popularity ever since we got a monkey in the White House.

Mrs. Mary Whitford

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Oh, the monkey rock music has been gaining in popularity ever since we got a monkey in the White House.

B. Hussein Bonobo?

Pastor Ed Lowman

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Oh, the monkey rock music has been gaining in popularity ever since we got a monkey in the White House.

Yep. All that's missing are the bananas.

MitzaLizalor · 12:57 PM

I know that you would never get in your husband, Mr Whitford, 's way when he was trying to work but once the socialists got Marx in the classroom

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford

I went on one of my regular trips to witness to my trollop of a niece Brandi and the first thing I heard upon entering the house was the sound of hardcore rappists rock and rolling from her bedroom.

education spun more like banging one's head against a rock. Your out-of-bounds from yesterday are their street corners of tomorrow observe this music class and vomit

WARNING: PLAY to be clicked by teachers only
or Pastors, for information

Christian teachers will be revolted at the lesson plan (if any) employed by that strumpet, where did she learn her method? and as for her choice of "theory" I couldn't see a note anywhere however will those abandoned wretches ever learn to score. There is more to music than fingering technique but does she care? No. They'll never get employment or the income necessary to provide for a spouse as Mr Whitford I know must care for you.