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Default Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 02-14-2007, 09:43 PM

Wicca is a Neopagan religion and a religious movement found in various countries throughout the world. It was first popularised in 1954 by a British civil servant named Gerald Gardner after the British Witchcraft Act was repealed.

Witchcraft (Wicca Craeft), is also called Wicca, or alternatively, The Craft.

The Craft, 1996; Written by Peter Filardi
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115963/

I started this thread, so we could help parents recognize the warning signs of this hellbound practice.


"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 02-14-2007, 11:14 PM

Does your child fondle the pets?
Does your child play in the garden a little too much?
Do you get the feeling your child runs in the yard naked at night?
Has your child remarked that babies "taste like chicken"?
Do you think your child is involved in full moon homer orgies?
Does your child correct you by calling a pentragram a pentacle?
Have you caught your child "milking" the ram?
Does your child treat women with more respect than anyone else?
Does your child own the book "365 Goddess"?



If any of these are familiar, and I hate to tell you this, your child may be a homer Wicker.

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Simply email one of our Godly True Christian™ pastors, and hit the Godly Paypal buttion at the bottom of the screen. Once yout tithing is secure, we will work with you to cure this sinful curse put upon your Child/children.


"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 02-15-2007, 05:38 AM

I was just wondering do all christian men treat women like crap.
If so why
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 02-15-2007, 05:39 AM

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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-13-2007, 10:24 AM

I have a cousin who may be wicker. Alternatively she could be a piece of cane furniture.
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-14-2007, 06:18 AM

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What about the vegetarian Wiccans though? hmm..do you think "baby" counts as a meat? I suppose they could use Hufu http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu instead
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What about the vegetarian Wiccans though? hmm..do you think "baby" counts as a meat? I suppose they could use Hufu http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu instead
Doesn't exist, as much as THEY would like you to think it does. All wickers have devoured some form of True Christian child in their lives. It is their master, satan, that commands this vile practice. Maybe satan has already influenced you, yes? For you to believe that there is such thing as a vegetarian wicker is a very misguided and evil way of thinking indeed. You need to check yourself into a little bit of the KJV1611 Bible before you are further lost down the road of eternal damnation.


Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-22-2007, 04:43 AM

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Doesn't exist, as much as THEY would like you to think it does. All wickers have devoured some form of True Christian child in their lives. It is their master, satan, that commands this vile practice. Maybe satan has already influenced you, yes? For you to believe that there is such thing as a vegetarian wicker is a very misguided and evil way of thinking indeed. You need to check yourself into a little bit of the KJV1611 Bible before you are further lost down the road of eternal damnation.
Well, I talk to a tree spirt, and people view that as being a wiccan, but I'm vegan! Isn't that werid?
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-22-2007, 05:40 AM

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but I'm vegan!
awesome I am too! 'tis why they hate me here, unfortunately. According to something else from Landover, all vegans are witches...but apparently a witch is not a vegan. Confusing, eh? Me, I'm not sure if I'm wiccan, really. I'm slightly afraid of getting put back on moderation for talking about my veggieness , but it's part of who I am, and I like not eating animal products. lol, I actually had a dream last night that I accidentally ate part of a hamburger. I was really thankful when I realized it was just a dream
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I actually had a dream last night that I accidentally ate part of a hamburger. I was really thankful when I realized it was just a dream
That was Jesus speaking to you. Better run out to a Godly McDonald's hamburger stand right away. Your very life depends on it! Better order fries too! They're cooked in delicious beef fat.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-22-2007, 04:13 PM

ive never eaten a baby! id become a christan b4 id do that! but im proudly wican n my children will be to.
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-22-2007, 07:00 PM

Okay, will somebody answer this one for me? If all Wiccans have eaten a True Christian baby, and the only True Christians are from Landover Baptist, then how do Y'all breed enough to keep all the Wiccans in America in munchies? Is Landover Baptist a baby mill for witches, or is merely a slice of True Christian baby sufficient for us?
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awesome I am too! 'tis why they hate me here, unfortunately. According to something else from Landover, all vegans are witches...but apparently a witch is not a vegan. Confusing, eh? Me, I'm not sure if I'm wiccan, really. I'm slightly afraid of getting put back on moderation for talking about my veggieness , but it's part of who I am, and I like not eating animal products. lol, I actually had a dream last night that I accidentally ate part of a hamburger. I was really thankful when I realized it was just a dream
Maybe God is granting you a vision:
Acts 10:10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,

11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. 13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.

God granted Peter the Apostle a vision; he never did the same to Peter Singer. Who do you believe?
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ive never eaten a baby! id become a christan b4 id do that! but im proudly wican n my children will be to.
You're making at least one very big assumption there.


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wut assumption? im wican n ive never eaten a baby unless u mean having children then ur assuming i havent had any children yet.
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wut assumption? im wican n ive never eaten a baby unless u mean having children then ur assuming i havent had any children yet.
Why hasn't the Rapture happened yet? For how much longer must I continue to suffer this?


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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-22-2007, 11:59 PM

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A vision? In my dream I threw away the rest of the burger because I realized what I was eating. It tasted awful to boot. I'm surprised you know about Peter Singer though, I didn't think that many outside of the Animal Rights circles did. He's Jewish, I believe, I'm not sure though on that, so don't take my word for it on his religion.
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A vision? In my dream I threw away the rest of the burger because I realized what I was eating. It tasted awful to boot. I'm surprised you know about Peter Singer though, I didn't think that many outside of the Animal Rights circles did. He's Jewish, I believe, I'm not sure though on that, so don't take my word for it on his religion.
Him being Jewish would fit with him being an immoral degenerate who hates Jesus. And as for knowing about him, why, in Freehold they sell special Peter Singer hunting licences. It's a kind of tribute to his ideas.


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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-23-2007, 01:16 AM

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A vision? In my dream I threw away the rest of the burger because I realized what I was eating. It tasted awful to boot. I'm surprised you know about Peter Singer though, I didn't think that many outside of the Animal Rights circles did. He's Jewish, I believe, I'm not sure though on that, so don't take my word for it on his religion.

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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-23-2007, 07:46 PM

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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-24-2007, 04:14 AM

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lol...I don't know him. They meant that it was on some demon's will that I'm here doing his dirty work

And...you know, HIS will as well.
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