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Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) -
04-16-2010, 02:05 PM
Brothers, we must remember not to jump to hasty conclusions here. We are not a bunch of gossiping women, are we?
First of all, whatever the crisis is, be it large or small, remember: ALL ANSWERS ARE IN THE HOLY BIBLE!
So let's get started. First, God says the following about gossip:
Romans 1:28-32:
And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Let that be a lesson to all who talked behind Pastor Zeke's back about his journey to Tibet!
I am convinced of the good intentions of Pastor Zeke, and an upright man as he is will never, ever turn to buddhism. I invite any malicious person that dares to doubt that to read these excellent articles written by Pastor Zeke himself:
Booddhism: The Preferred Religion of Twisted Freaks
Beware of the Boodist Cult!
That silenced you rumormongers, didn't it?
Of course, I still have mentioned my grave doubts as to Pastor Zeke's claims that this devilry would be compatible with True Christianity™, and quoted 2 Corinthians 6:14-17 and Deuteronomy 13:1-5 to support that.
But on the other hand, the Bible also teaches:
Luke 16:9:
And I say unto you, Make to yourselves friends of the mammon of unrighteousness; that, when ye fail, they may receive you into everlasting habitations.
This in fact means that Jesus allows us to make friends and win souls by playing into their unrighteous ways, which can be lust for money, as it is in this Verse, or false religion, like boodhism. But of course, if Pastor Zeke starts to study it, he must never forget that it is the devil's work, and that he cannot serve both God and Buddha, as we can read a few Verses onward:
Luke 16:13:
No servant can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
My conclusion would be, that there is nothing wrong with studying the buddhist teachings, even pretending to be one, as long as your mission is converting them to Christianity and destroying their religion.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) -
04-16-2010, 02:13 PM
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Brothers, we must remember not to jump to hasty conclusions here. We are not a bunch of gossiping women, are we?
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I don't know Brother Disciple, I want to find out how is Zeke in his backyard moaning next to a prayer wheel a Christian thing to do. He keeps on telling it is so were is the scripture? At lest Talitha will cite Scripture, like her claim that Deuteronomy 22:5 is the bases for her clients doing "dress up". Zeke hasn't done that yet.
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Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) -
04-16-2010, 02:19 PM
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I don't know Brother Disciple, I want to find out how is Zeke in his backyard moaning next to a prayer wheel a Christian thing to do. He keeps on telling it is so were is the scripture? At lest Talitha will cite Scripture, like her claim that Deuteronomy 22:5 is the bases for her clients doing "dress up". Zeke hasn't done that yet.
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Well, the moaning is okay, I guess:
Jonah 3:8:
But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth, and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that is in their hands.
Loud moaning once saved the city of Nineveh. However, the Pastor needs to explain about the prayer wheel himself. I never found anything in the Bible that specifically forbids or allows that...
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) -
04-16-2010, 04:27 PM
Why hasn't he married BTB yet? She is the finest True Christian ™ lady around!
But
I faith in the Lord and his ways aren't for me to know and I believe in Pastor Zeke's integrity. I'm certain he has a fine reason for what he is up to.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) -
04-16-2010, 05:58 PM
HAHAHAH
so pastor Ezekiel that so proudly states he is single in his bio is GAY and likes to piffle thai boys! The most popular pastor in frehold (eehh, slavehold) is GAY, homosexual, faggott and going to hell. He is mocking christianity by building a Bhudda temple in his own house!
Burn him at the stakes for HE IS SICK AND THE DEVIL HIMSELF
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04-16-2010, 06:03 PM
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HAHAHAH
so pastor Ezekiel that so proudly states he is single in his bio is GAY and likes to piffle thai boys! The most popular pastor in frehold (eehh, slavehold) is GAY, homosexual, faggott and going to hell. He is mocking christianity by building a Bhudda temple in his own house!
Burn him at the stakes for HE IS SICK AND THE DEVIL HIMSELF
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Can you back that up with facts and photos?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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04-16-2010, 06:08 PM
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Can you back that up with facts and photos?
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Can you back up with facts and photos the meaning and existance of the true God.
Can you back up with facts and photos that Ezekiel is not GAY and likes to piffle little thai boys (one proof would be picture of him piffleing his mama).
He says that he is above critisism, he is making himself equal to God, only God in Heaven is above critisism. He is a blasphemer of the worst kind and therefore the DEVIL HIMSELF
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04-16-2010, 06:15 PM
It's true he is no ordinary pastor for he is the DEVIL that has come to destroy the lords Church on Earth. May he burn in HELL for eternity!
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Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) -
04-16-2010, 11:47 PM
Back on topic...
We must try to understand the strain put on our dear Pastor Zeke. Being a Pastor is not a job for the weak. He is responsible for leading God's Favorite Church on the path of salvation, all the while being vexed by the joos, lewd women and homos satan throws in his path. Perhaps Pastor Zeke is immersing himself in Booddhism to better understand the threat it poses to us all.
I have a life like doll of Tom Cruise in my bedroom I keep to remind me of the perils of pretty boy scientologists. The complaints my neighbors have made against me of screams of "Oh God!" during the night are simply the fervent prayers that God may keep us safe from the alien cultists.
It's very easy to assume the worst and make incorrect accusations.
Anyway, I am but a woman and have said far too much. I'm off to pray and bake a pie now.
Luke 5:31
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Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) -
04-17-2010, 03:53 AM
you do know you can be a Buddhist AND a Christian right?
While Christianity is a religion, Buddhism is more along the lines of a 'way of life.'
buddhism for the most part just teaches you to be a good person and not be materialistic. thats it. no worshiping idols or anything. it technically isint a religion.
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04-17-2010, 03:55 AM
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you do know you can be a Buddhist AND a Christian right?
While Christianity is a religion, Buddhism is more along the lines of a 'way of life.'
buddhism for the most part just teaches you to be a good person and not be materialistic. thats it. no worshiping idols or anything. it technically isint a religion.
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So that means you're posting about two religions you know absolutely nothing about? That's a new record!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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04-17-2010, 05:36 AM
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I am the most popular pastor Freehold has ever known, and I will NOT stand by and see my name dragged through the mud
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Pride.
It appears, Mr. Ezekiel that even among True Christians™ gossip runs free.
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04-17-2010, 08:00 AM
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Pride.
It appears, Mr. Ezekiel that even among True Christians™ gossip runs free.
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It's not "pride" to defend yourself from baseless accusations and wish to see it stop.
It's also Pastor Ezekiel, not "Mr. Ezekiel".
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04-17-2010, 09:29 AM
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HAHAHAH
so pastor Ezekiel that so proudly states he is single in his bio is GAY and likes to piffle thai boys! The most popular pastor in frehold (eehh, slavehold) is GAY, homosexual, faggott and going to hell. He is mocking christianity by building a Bhudda temple in his own house!
Burn him at the stakes for HE IS SICK AND THE DEVIL HIMSELF
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I already pointed out that gossip is of the devil. Romans 1:28-32 states that according to God, this isn is worthy of death. Of course, you were an Icelandic eskimo heathen, so you were worthy of death anyway.
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you do know you can be a Buddhist AND a Christian right?
While Christianity is a religion, Buddhism is more along the lines of a 'way of life.'
buddhism for the most part just teaches you to be a good person and not be materialistic. thats it. no worshiping idols or anything. it technically isint a religion.
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Why is it that unsaved trash cannot read?
Luke 16:13:
No servant can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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04-17-2010, 12:07 PM
butthurt? your tears are delicous.
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04-18-2010, 05:18 AM
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Why is it that unsaved trash cannot read?
Luke 16:13:
No servant can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
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except buddhists dont serve a master.
Buddha is the one who founded the practice, thats it. buddhists dont worship him.
There is absouloutly nothing wrong with Mr. Ezekial being Buddhist and Christian.
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04-18-2010, 05:26 AM
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So that means you're posting about two religions you know absolutely nothing about? That's a new record!
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1. BUDDHISM IS NOT A RELIGION
2. I have been on this site long enough to know what christianity is ALL about
3. you're a homo and i dont care what you think
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04-18-2010, 07:47 AM
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ROTFLWJ you're too stupid to use a calender and then you're going to tell me you know all about Christianity?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism
(I hate to use that site, but when rebuking a heathen it is useful because they must accept it as one of their own)
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Buddhism is a religion and philosophy encompassing a variety of traditions, beliefs and practices, largely based on teachings attributed to Siddhartha Gautama, commonly known as the Buddha (Pāli/Sanskrit "the awakened one"), and is classified as an Indian religion.
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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04-18-2010, 08:10 AM
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except buddhists dont serve a master.
Buddha is the one who founded the practice, thats it. buddhists dont worship him.
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Then why are there so many statues of this guy all over the place? Makes no sense. And buddhist rituals always serve someone, if not Buddha, than at least yourself. Otherwise, what would be the point of it?
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Umm, you might want to look at the date of that thread, friend...
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) -
04-18-2010, 05:57 PM
@ IAmJustAMan it is important to stop with Buddhism since it makes God jealous! #Exodus 34:14
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