Re: The elephant in the room that nobody wants to talk about (Pastor Zeke's compensation package). -
07-06-2014, 06:22 AM
Oh my goodness, brother Levi, I never meant to imply that I resented tithing! Oh Heavens, no! No, no, no! Please don't give this matter another thought, and please let's not have any talk of me going on food stamps! I've learned that by eating jars of store-brand peanut butter, I can easily get my recommended 2000 calories per day without having to spend very much money at all. Sometimes I even splurge on one store-brand bread and I have sandwiches!
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