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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
08-24-2012, 06:01 AM
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If any of you had ever actually read the bible you would be ashamed of yourselves. I only wish that god was real so that he bitch slap you out of the gates and into the fire you sick piffles.
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Please show where we have misquoted or misrepresented the Bible. If you had read the Bible you'd know that we are washed free from sin in the blood of Christ and that you are going to Hell for your unbelief.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
08-24-2012, 06:32 AM
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If any of you had ever actually read the bible you would be ashamed of yourselves. I only wish that god was real so that he bitch slap you out of the gates and into the fire you sick piffles.
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Yet another fool who makes a knee jerk reaction based on no knowledge of the Bible.
Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
08-24-2012, 11:26 AM
I am British. Some of what you say is correct:
The NHS is rubbish in many ways, but it is better to have it than not, though there are alternatives that would be more effective.
We traditionally drive on the left because if you are on horseback it makes it easier to defend yourself with a gun against highwaymen at crossroads (I know this is stupid, but it really doesn't matter as there is no reason that driving on the right should be favoured)
Football (or as people in the USA call it: soccer) hooliganism is a huge problem and leads to large amounts of crime and other things like alcoholism. Most major teams have gangs of hooligans, but it's not like every football game has people being murdered.
There is a lot of porn, but no-one is forcing anyone to look at it.
The Royal family is not inbred, but nevertheless the way they leech off our taxes for all their needs is immoral - if someone on benefits does it we hate them, yet we love the Queen, which is just stupid.
Drunkenness is a problem and there are many under age binge drinkers, but obesity is nowhere near as much as a problem as it is in the USA.
The rest of the stuff is not really true, and you are either misinformed or just lying about us, which we do NOT appreciate.
Many of us do accept Jesus, and there are lots of fundamentalist Baptists in the UK/Britain/England what ever you want to call it. My best friend is one for example.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
08-24-2012, 11:43 AM
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Many of us do accept Jesus, and there are lots of fundamentalist Baptists in the UK/Britain/England what ever you want to call it. My best friend is one for example.
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I also am British. There are no true Christian churches in the UK. They all lie and twist the Bible to fit modern secular morality. You friend is not a Christian, if he was he would not associate with someone like you,
2 Corinthians 6:14
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
Luke 9:5
And whosoever will not receive you, when ye go out of that city, shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them.
If your friend will turn his back on you, shake the dust from his feet and follow God's word then we would welcome him with open arms. We are a very friendly bunch here,
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
03-27-2013, 04:10 PM
The British are so stupid that they have to put a sign on the gas station to tell people not to stick the nozzle up the bum.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
04-13-2013, 02:11 PM
alot of you American's have probably never even left your state let alone your own country, the flag is incorrect by the way
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04-13-2013, 02:49 PM
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alot of you American's have probably never even left your state let alone your own country
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I have been to Scotland in 2010. It was horrible. Nothing can prepare a man for that.
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04-13-2013, 03:19 PM
Why was it horrible what happened?
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
04-25-2014, 01:05 AM
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10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITTAIN!
Brittain is a country filled with indecisive people who can not even make up their little minds about if we should call them Great Brittain, England, British Isles or the United Kingdom. They are the only country in the world who have no form of oral hygiene whatsoever and therefore it is always advised to keep your distance when a Brit is nearby. (A small exception is gays like Simon Cowell who wear false teeth.) The foul stench in Hell is entirely made up by the extremely bad breath of the many many many Brits who went to Hell.
Revelation 20:10 "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."- The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment. While satanic series like Doctor Who destroy the souls of children for generations, they also invented gay television with Are You Being Served? and they even used tax money to let Monty Python create Life of Brian, a brutal and frontal attack on our savior Jesus Christ. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
- Brittain has a communist tax money gobbling health care system called "National Health Service" that is absolutely horrible. Only 62% of the care recommended is actually received. Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment! Psalm 82:3 "... do justice to the afflicted and needy."
- The British music industry with total disasters like The Beatles (a Beach Boys ripoff), The Rolling Stones and Andrew Lloyd Webber has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior like drugs and premarital sex. One of the victims was Princess Diana who used drugs and was having deadly car sex with Dodi Fayed while listening to The Phantom of the Opera. 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
- Decades have been ruined by the British Carry On Movies, extremely crappy movies all staring retard Kenneth Williams. Fortunately God stopped this crap by killing Kenneth Williams with AIDS at the age of 62. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
- Brits all have identical brain damage which makes them walk on the right side in supermarkets while they drive on the left side on roads. The brain damage makes them think this is somehow better than what the rest of the planet is doing. 1st Samuel 21:15 "... play the mad man in my presence ..."
- On February 18, 2009, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith issued a ban to keep True Christians™ out of the country, saying they will "be stopped by immigration officials on arrival and sent back to the U.S.". Revelation 21:8 "... the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone ..."
- British soccer fans are the most lethal army in the world. If a bunch of British soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! British soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. British soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lost every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."
- Brittain has a huge porn industry with magazines like The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The Express and The Sun to make sure even little children get forced to see naked breasts long before they even learn how to read and write. 1st John 2:16 "... the lust of the flesh ..."
- The British inbred Royals are a dangerous bunch with a Queen outspending the entire government, golden shower freak Princess Beatrice and gambling addict Fergie. Ephesians 4:19 "... uncleanness with greediness."
- The standard of living in Brittain is maintained by yearly huge donations from France and Germany. Instead of being eternally grateful for this the Brits are too busy being drunk, obese and littering their streets to even notice these things. Romans 6:19 "... servants to uncleanness ..."
All people of Brittain need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like India, Iceland, Sweden, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
08-14-2014, 04:38 PM
Another reason why God hates Godless Britain:
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
08-14-2014, 08:31 PM
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
01-12-2015, 06:26 PM
Wasn't Alan Turing, the homosexual who pioneered an evil science known as "cryptology" born in England?
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
01-12-2015, 06:32 PM
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Wasn't Alan Turing, the homosexual who pioneered an evil science known as "cryptology" born in England?
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Praise Jesus, indeed, fellow. Who is this Englishman you speak of and why should we here care? Is he one of those false dinosaur "scientists"? The hijinks of the English are well known to God and He will deal with them in due time.
In the meantime, are you saved? What is your congregation? Who is your Pastor? We would like you to properly identify and introduce yourself in the introduction section.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
01-12-2015, 07:32 PM
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Why was it horrible what happened?
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If you want to know what Scotland was like in the Seventies, go there now.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
01-12-2015, 08:22 PM
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If you want to know what Scotland was like in the Seventies, go there now.
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Well said, Barry. The same goes for Northern Ireland and 1690.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
01-13-2015, 01:37 AM
I do not know al lot about foreigners. I am honest that way. I do know you cannot get a good steak there. A sure sign something is rotten. Just like you cannot get decent bacon the middle east. Savage places, all of them.
If God wanted those places to be anything but wretched pits, he'd teach them the basics of grilling and frying. A Christian army cannot wage war against heathens on an empty stomach. Patton said that once too. He was a good Christian man.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
01-13-2015, 07:17 AM
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I do not know al lot about foreigners. I am honest that way. I do know you cannot get a good steak there. A sure sign something is rotten. Just like you cannot get decent bacon the middle east. Savage places, all of them.
If God wanted those places to be anything but wretched pits, he'd teach them the basics of grilling and frying. A Christian army cannot wage war against heathens on an empty stomach. Patton said that once too. He was a good Christian man.
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Amen to that!!!
But I have to admit that the only good thing in Britain is their bacon and sausages. It is actually the only food you can eat there.
Nowadays there are injuns and chinks everywhere in Britain making food. They do not even know what a steak is. Dogs and insects, that's what they eat.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
01-25-2015, 06:41 PM
As if the tiny nation of England hasn't done enough to bring upon themselves the Righteous Wrath of God, the official church of the land has officially apologized to Charles Darwin! One of the biggest soldiers for Satan since the ruffle-clad homo Galileo, and the Church of England apologizes to him for defending the Word of God! I wonder if Darwin can hear the apology from his place of torment in Hell.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
01-31-2015, 11:22 PM
First of all your simpleton. Thats Britain. Not Brittain.
The Official Name for my Glorious Country is: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. But you can call us "Your Worships".
We are the Greatest Country on Earth because we provide every single person rich or poor with free health care. That is the most Christian Act any Country in the World has ever done.
55% of our population is more intelligent that 99% of the entire USA. Thats a fact !
Americans paid the equivalent of trillions of pounds to the UK for helping them win the the Second World War. Your welcome and thank you very much.
English is the official language of the UK. If it wasnt for us, you would all be speak French.
The only man I would let piffle my Wife with my permission is a Frenchman.
The only woman I would piffle besides my Wife is a French Woman.
America invented Slavery because they are too piffleing lazy to do a days work. They had to resort to enslaving Black People and Chinese People, they should have enslaved White People they might have built an Empire by now.
Most American Women with enough money and sense marry Englishmen.
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