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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-01-2014, 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The person under me eats ethnic foods like pig knuckles and liverwurst.
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False.
The person below me has imbibed/is imbibing too many fluids for New Years Eve celebrations and is feeling sad and sorry for themselves (or will be in the morning).
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01-01-2014, 02:30 AM
The person below me is the very model of True Christianity™.
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01-01-2014, 02:31 AM
Oh, hey, that was prophetic. It turns out that it was me!
The person below me might get into Heaven if he/she pays a little more attention to what's in the Bible.
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01-01-2014, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
The person below me might get into Heaven if he/she pays a little more attention to what's in the Bible.
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True. I can't wait to see this beside my name
Next: The person below me has imbibed/is imbibing too many fluids for New Years Eve celebrations and is feeling sad and sorry for themselves (or will be in the morning).
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01-01-2014, 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by IreneS
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Next: The person below me has imbibed/is imbibing too many fluids for New Years Eve celebrations and is feeling sad and sorry for themselves (or will be in the morning).
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False. God has never directed me to drink alcohol, nor has he directed me to celebrate a new year. Tonight is just like any other night...contemplating the blessings He has given me and my family and hopefully bringing God's wisdom to a heathen or two here.
The person below me was once a leather queen, and a size queen, but now walks in the light of God.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-01-2014, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by IreneS
True. I can't wait to see this beside my name
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My prayers have been answered! I'm now heaven bound!
Judges 5:3
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Hear, O ye kings; give ear, O ye princes; I, even I, will sing unto the LORD; I will sing praise to the LORD God of Israel.
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01-01-2014, 05:26 PM
Thread killed, no "the person after me" quote said :/
The person after me has seen/made miracles and has praised God for them
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-01-2014, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD
The person below me was once a leather queen, and a size queen, but now walks in the light of God.
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Originally Posted by soulbanana
The person after me has seen/made miracles and has praised God for them
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TRUE!
The person under me thinks they should move Michael Schumacher to the same room as Ariel Sharon.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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01-01-2014, 05:53 PM
I don't even know who these people are, so false :p
The person after me knows that The Holy Trinity is 3 persons, one God and it has been taught to them through the picture of a clover.
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01-01-2014, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by soulbanana
I don't even know who these people are, so false :p...
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The person above me hasn't heard of Google?
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...The person after me knows that The Holy Trinity is 3 persons, one God and it has been taught to them through the picture of a clover.
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False.
The person under me is having slight problems focusing this mornafternoon.
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01-01-2014, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
The person above me hasn't heard of Google?
False.
The person under me is having slight problems focusing this mornafternoon.
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FALSE
Satan never sleeps, so the same goes for a Freehold Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Professional Associate!
The person below me, while felling fatigued from fighting against the Liberal War of Christmas, is ready to go to win the House and Senate for God's Own Party in this year's mid term elections.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-01-2014, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
The person above me hasn't heard of Google?
False.
The person under me is having slight problems focusing this mornafternoon.
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Wrong clover :p It's a 3 leaf one
Slight is an understatement, I can't focus at all Hence why I didn't think of using google.
The person after me has drank more bottles of whatever drink there was at their party than me(i drank 2 bottles of champagne, and I feel pretty sick).
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01-01-2014, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
FALSE
Satan never sleeps, so the same goes for a Freehold Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Professional Associate!
The person below me, while felling fatigued from fighting against the Liberal War of Christmas, is ready to go to win the House and Senate for God's Own Party in this year's mid term elections.
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TRUE
Person below me often goes to picket at university campuses with signs about God's wrath.
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01-01-2014, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
TRUE
Person below me often goes to picket at university campuses with signs about God's wrath.
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FALSE
There are some evils my children are not exposed to, such as pornography, youtube, or universities.
The person below me has committed more than 500 verses of the Holy Bible to memory.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-01-2014, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
FALSE
There are some evils my children are not exposed to, such as pornography, youtube, or universities.
The person below me has committed more than 500 verses of the Holy Bible to memory.
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False!
I have committed well over 1,000 verse to memory. The Lords work is never done.
The person below me has enforced the ENTIRE Bibles Rules of God on those around them, irrespective of personal opinions or pleas of mercy.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-04-2014, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
False!
I have committed well over 1,000 verse to memory. The Lords work is never done.
The person below me has enforced the ENTIRE Bibles Rules of God on those around them, irrespective of personal opinions or pleas of mercy.
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False
As a mere woman, I must look to my dear, sweet husband (may we be blessed with his forthcoming Salvation and subsequent Testimony sooner rather than later, praise Jesus!) to enforce God's Word in our household; I do my best largely on my own, but with an uneasy heart and weak female countenance.
The person under me has NEVER in his/her life committed the sin of masturbation, and may proudly declare themselves a lifelong "virgin" of self-molestation!
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01-04-2014, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish
The person under me has NEVER in his/her life committed the sin of masturbation, and may proudly declare themselves a lifelong "virgin" of self-molestation!
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True-ish. Jesus told me that after 3 months of no masturbation, you requalify for virginity.
The person under me is a fan of lesbian basketball teams.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-04-2014, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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False. They are too tall and their skin is too dark.
The person beneath me is an unmarried atheist who regards this forum with disdain.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
01-04-2014, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by IreneS
False. They are too tall and their skin is too dark.
The person beneath me is an unmarried atheist who regards this forum with disdain.
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FALSE. I am a married Chrisitan who loves this forum!
The person under me believes in EVILoution.
1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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01-04-2014, 04:08 PM
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FALSE. I am a married Chrisitan who loves this forum!
The person under me believes in EVILoution.
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Yeah right.
The person below me ha s a flattering mouth that worketh ruin.
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