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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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On Bended Knee -
09-13-2014, 05:56 PM
Friends,
I greet you humbly, on bended knee. Actually both knees are bended. Or bent. The most important thing is that I approach the forums in a submissive way with the sincere hope that I will receive a warm, Godly welcome back. Yes, I have before trod this pathway.
A former Catholic, saved by the grace of our Lord Jesus, I now serve our Savior as a Baptist and prayer warrior. The Lord speaks to me through His Word and tells me how important He thinks I am. It amazes me that He has time for even the lowliest of His Creation. Praise His Gloriosity.
At times, my zeal for wanting to serve Jesus within the realm of God's Favorite Church caused me to overstep my welcome and the boundaries that a proper young man should never cross. However, several months of searching my soul and wearing out the knees of my good chinos as I prayed for forgiveness and the covering of Christ's blood has created a new man. A man humbled, for sure - but yet unafraid to speak the truth of the amazing gospel of Salvation®. It is with that spirit and attitude that I greet you all once again and beg for acceptance.
I remain an unmarried fellow, prayerful that someday I shall find the person God predestined to carry my seed until it sprouts forth as a soldier for Christ. If you are aware of suitable prospects, I welcome the referral. I have already gone too long without adding to God's Army of Christian Warriors.
I leave you with my favorite Bible verse:
Jeremiah 13:2
So I got a girdle, according to the word of the Lord, and put it on my loines.
When my loins are properly girdled, I am able to face the day knowing that the Lord walks with me. His girdle is not an uncomfortable one made of lycra or spandex. When first I started serving the Lord, I admit to thinking I should wear an actual girdle and purchased one from Target. It squeezed my manly area so much that I could have easily sung the high parts of Handel's Messiah without a problem. Then one day at the gym a Christian fellow asked me why I wore a girdle when I am physically fit. He explained that the girdle of the Lord is not an actual garment but a spiritual one, one that holds our faith at the ready. I threw that nasty uncomfortable thing in the trash and sang praises to Jesus right there in the locker room. Bless the Lord, Oh my soul!
May the Lord lay it on your hearts to permit me to worship with you and share His love in these forums. If the tithing address remains the same, you shall receive mine in 3-5 business days.
Come Lord Jesus,
BrotherLarry
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Re: On Bended Knee -
09-14-2014, 04:29 AM
Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. It sounds like Jesus has guided you here in the nic of time!
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Re: On Bended Knee -
09-14-2014, 07:17 PM
Welcome to the forums, Brother Larry! I pray that you will find True Christian love and guidance here; I know I did!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: On Bended Knee -
09-15-2014, 09:04 AM
AMEN Brother Larry!!! It's good to have true Godly men join our forum and our church!!
Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."
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Re: On Bended Knee -
09-15-2014, 09:52 AM
Friend, I have no recollection of any bad behavior on your part that may have previously transpired. Perhaps Jesus' blood washed your sins away so thoroughly that they can't even be recalled by men's minds.
Isn't God wonderful!
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Re: On Bended Knee -
09-16-2014, 01:07 AM
Wow I love you all! Strictly platonically, of course.
The same way that Jesus loves you all.
I would never love you the way a Jew loves gold, or a black man loves strippers, or a asian man loves masturbation.
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Re: On Bended Knee -
09-16-2014, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by lstark16
Welcome to the forums, Brother Larry! I pray that you will find True Christian love and guidance here; I know I did!
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Thank you for your welcome, Sister. I pray for you, also, and truly appreciate your kind greeting. Did your father give you permission to speak to me, ma'am? I don't want to upset him by being too forward.
Come, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Re: On Bended Knee -
09-16-2014, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Thomas Helwys
AMEN Brother Larry!!! It's good to have true Godly men join our forum and our church!!
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A warm, manly pat on the back and appropriately timed handshake, Brother Thomas
I am so grateful for your kindness and pray that the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth bestows His blessings upon you as we grow in Him together through the ministry of Landover Baptist Church. He has sent so many amazing men of God to this forum! Just reading through the thousands of posts has been a true inspiration to me as a man hungry for the nourishment of His Word and fellowship of His people.
Come, Lord Jesus,
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: On Bended Knee -
09-16-2014, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Friend, I have no recollection of any bad behavior on your part that may have previously transpired. Perhaps Jesus' blood washed your sins away so thoroughly that they can't even be recalled by men's minds.
Isn't God wonderful!
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Brother Machine,
I greet you without prejudice for whatever has caused you to be a predator and I reach out and touch you spiritually through Jesus' Hand as a symbol of my non-shunningnessful attitude. Should you ever be permitted to Skype again, I would love to be your first contact. I know we could share much with each other in His Name.
The fellowship of men should not be discounted, since we are all called to do great things for His Kingdom - even predators like you.
Come, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: On Bended Knee -
09-16-2014, 08:57 PM
Welcome back!
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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