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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
07-23-2014, 01:01 PM
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I couldn't agree more. "Dimwit Neil" is clearly heading straight to Hell. Well deserved for all who choose the retarded lifestyle.
But you have more important matters to attend to: your own salvation! You are clearly moving in the right direction, but you need more scripture. Much more scripture. Study your Bible and quote from it to make your point.
Psalm 12:6-7 - King James Version (KJV)
6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
7 Thou shalt keep them, O Lord, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-16-2014, 01:53 PM
So let me get this straight. You would rather your congregation get cancer and Lord only knows what else from the over 4000 different toxic and deadly chemicals in regular cigarettes than the 4 chemicals most of which are found in things you use every day such as medicines, soaps, foods, Hospital environments (ER air environment control units) the list really is pretty endless.
Not to run you down as a pastor but you can twist and turn pretty much anything to be something evil and of the devil or homosexual. Just because that's how you label it does not mean that what you say is true. you're a man, no different than any other man other than you have been trusted with the salvation and teaching of a congregation by your peers. That does not make you an authority on everything you speak of and on this particular subject you are SO far off from reality its scary.
The reality of what you have typed in here is that you are recommending that your parishoners smoke tobacco products which i have NEVER heard ANY religion suggest to ANY of their members in any of the religions i have participated in before. I find it disturbing that you really don't know what you are talking about at all with vaping or why you would find it so offensive, demonic, or homophobic when none of that has ANYTHING at all to do with what vaping is all about.
Let me lay a little ground work for you here so you are aware of my authoritary knowledge on the subject. I smoked for 25 years a pack and a half to two packs a day and wanted for a long time to quit smoking. I tried patches, which never even took the addiction edge off, pills which were supposed to work me away from the desire to smoke and never even phased me, I even went as far as trying hypnotism which was a joke and when none of that worked i eventually tried Vaping. I have been tobacco free now for almost 2 years and no longer have a desire to pick up a regular cigarette or use any other tobacco products.
THIS should be the kind of thing you are promoting with your congregation not shooting down and turning into some devil's craft or gateway to homosexuality. As with anything and everything else in life you have people that will sexualize anything. and vaping is no different than anything else. Any time you have the opportunity for creativity to be a part of anything someone is naturally going to try and sexualize it. The Poor morals or lack there of is what you should be attacking here not something you obviously are confused about.
I also make my own e-liquid but do not give it such perverse names as some of the people. Mine like many others is just labeled what it is, plain and simple.
the ones who name their e-liquid (AKA juice) perverse names are those who wish for the names of their product to stand out from the rest. it's simply marketing and it's not done any differently than anything else in everyday life.
Being that i make my own e-liquid let me educate you in the components of every e-liquid that is made. The ingredients are as follows: Propylene Glycol (PG) also found in soaps, inhalers, Hospital emergency room air control units to kill bacteria, etc.
Vegetable Glycerine (VG) a plant extract, almost oil like used for treatment of irritated, flaky, or scaly skin and also many other topical uses and ingredients in foods and medicines.
Flavoring: Food grade flavorings like what one would use to make cookies, cakes, sauces, main course dishes etc. some times many different combinations of flavors are used to imitate every day food items deserts, candies, etc.
and that Ever so evil Nicotine.
That is literally ALL that goes into E-liquids. and any perverse or of color name they are given isn't evidence of a cult or cult like following it's a marketing ploy NOTHING MORE!
I find it dangerous and UnGodly that you would tear down something that is doing so much good for so many people right now, or that you would suggest people just continue to smoke regular cigarettes than try to stop smoking with electronic ones. I also find it disturbing as a "man of God" that you would use terms such as "dildo" or that on a church forum that you would present "sexual" or "Homosexual" appearing objects. I was raised In a pentecostal church and studied from the very same bible you pull and twist your information from for your flock. My Bible and pastors have always preached that you are to avoid even the appearance of evil. They also preach ed Judge not lest you be also judged.
This level of extreme reporting of things you obviously knew nothing about is just as dangerous and damaging to people as a terrorist rhetoric or cult like following yourself. This is the problem that most people have with organized religon now days and why it's so hard to get and keep people in the pews.
I really wish you pastors would learn to research more before you get up in the pulpit and start preaching this as all fact. I ran into the same exact sort of thing with a pastor i thought a lot of in Knoxville Doctor Doug Sager when he preached about how things were going to happen when Y2k hit and NONE of it came true. It all sounded good when he was preaching it but not a bit of it happened. and that was a HUGE audience as it is the largest church in Knoxville and coincidentally also a Baptist church. He's a Good God Fearing man that would never attempt the sort of thing posted here but like this post not enough research was done.
In the future i would suggest spend less time trying to make everything the devil's bidding and actually dig in or ask someone no matter if it's a secular or religious person for some facts and their take on things, none of those people you intended to burn by stealing images from their videos are bad people at all. i've watched most of them myself for over a year now and by the way YES I DID SAY YOU STOLE those images because that's what you did , you took them without their permission and used them for your own gain regardless of financial or intellectual copyright is copyright and you broke the law by using those images as well as any anger it might provoke from the content owners when they find out how you used their information and twisted things to match what you are talking about.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-16-2014, 02:31 PM
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So let me get this straight.
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Getting straight would be a good starting point for you
Gaysexuality will only get you to hell. By the way, are you gaysexual because you "vape", or did you start "vaping" because you are gaysexual?
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-16-2014, 02:53 PM
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So let me get this straight. You would rather your congregation get cancer and Lord only knows what else from the over 4000 different toxic and deadly chemicals in regular cigarettes than the 4 chemicals most of which are found in things you use every day such as medicines, soaps, foods, Hospital environments (ER air environment control units) the list really is pretty endless.
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Don't be silly. The congregation of Landover Baptist Church are True Christians™, and as such walk the Walk of the Righteous (Psalm 15:2). Why do you think the LORD would give the Righteous cancer? But... let's say for the sake of argument, He did. It would be for His Glory, and any True Christian™ would be proud to carry a cancerous tumor around until the time of delivery (James 5:14-15).
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Not to run you down as a pastor but you can twist and turn pretty much anything to be something evil and of the devil or homosexual. Just because that's how you label it does not mean that what you say is true. you're a man, no different than any other man other than you have been trusted with the salvation and teaching of a congregation by your peers. That does not make you an authority on everything you speak of and on this particular subject you are SO far off from reality its scary.
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You're confused, dear. Our dearest Brother in Christ who opened this very thread is a close and personal friend of Jesus, having suffered with Him and having been glorified with Him (Romans 8:17). You might think of Brother Wide_Open as the hands and feet of Our Lord, Christ Jesus, the very exoskeleton of the Holy Ghost (1 Corinthians 6:19). If you call Brother Wide_Open a sick, conniving, lying son of a bitch, then you accuse the Sweet Redeemer of the same.
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The reality of what you have typed in here is that you are recommending that your parishoners smoke tobacco products which i have NEVER heard ANY religion suggest to ANY of their members in any of the religions i have participated in before. I find it disturbing that you really don't know what you are talking about at all with vaping or why you would find it so offensive, demonic, or homophobic when none of that has ANYTHING at all to do with what vaping is all about.
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No, the reality of what is typed here is that our Brother in Christ is recommending people to read the Holy Bible, and trust what it says to be True (2 Timothy 3:16). If one professes a belief in the Lord, naturally they would trust Him to mean what He says, no?
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Being that i make my own e-liquid let me educate you in the components of every e-liquid that is made. The ingredients are as follows: Propylene Glycol (PG) also found in soaps, inhalers, Hospital emergency room air control units to kill bacteria, etc.
Vegetable Glycerine (VG) a plant extract, almost oil like used for treatment of irritated, flaky, or scaly skin and also many other topical uses and ingredients in foods and medicines.
Flavoring: Food grade flavorings like what one would use to make cookies, cakes, sauces, main course dishes etc. some times many different combinations of flavors are used to imitate every day food items deserts, candies, etc.
and that Ever so evil Nicotine.
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When the Good Lord set upon the earth all things for man, He blessed the foods for man's consumption (Genesis 1:29). Correct me if I'm wrong, but hospital emergency room control units and cookie flavorings weren't among the things the Lord blessed for mankind.
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I find it dangerous and UnGodly that you would tear down something that is doing so much good for so many people right now, or that you would suggest people just continue to smoke regular cigarettes than try to stop smoking with electronic ones. I also find it disturbing as a "man of God" that you would use terms such as "dildo" or that on a church forum that you would present "sexual" or "Homosexual" appearing objects. I was raised In a pentecostal church and studied from the very same bible you pull and twist your information from for your flock. My Bible and pastors have always preached that you are to avoid even the appearance of evil. They also preach ed Judge not lest you be also judged.
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Your preachers obviously did a poor job teaching you the Word of God if you think that trusting what the Holy Bible says to be true is an offensive idea.
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Originally Posted by daddytechent
This level of extreme reporting of things you obviously knew nothing about is just as dangerous and damaging to people as a terrorist rhetoric or cult like following yourself. This is the problem that most people have with organized religon now days and why it's so hard to get and keep people in the pews.
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Nonsense. The problem people have today is Sin. They've corrupted anything the Lord blesses and make something disgustingly perverse out of it (Romans 1:22-25). Vaping is no exception.
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Originally Posted by daddytechent
I really wish you pastors would learn to research more before you get up in the pulpit and start preaching this as all fact. I ran into the same exact sort of thing with a pastor i thought a lot of in Knoxville Doctor Doug Sager when he preached about how things were going to happen when Y2k hit and NONE of it came true. It all sounded good when he was preaching it but not a bit of it happened. and that was a HUGE audience as it is the largest church in Knoxville and coincidentally also a Baptist church. He's a Good God Fearing man that would never attempt the sort of thing posted here but like this post not enough research was done.
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Don't be silly. The prayers of the Faithful saved the world from Y2K (Matthew 21:22).
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In the future i would suggest spend less time trying to make everything the devil's bidding and actually dig in or ask someone no matter if it's a secular or religious person for some facts and their take on things, none of those people you intended to burn by stealing images from their videos are bad people at all.
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You're confused. We aren't making anything into the devil's bidding, we're exposing the devil's bidding by illuminating the full depth, and breathtaking Majesty of the Word of God, and the Christian lifestyle to a hungry and desperate world!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-17-2014, 04:13 AM
You people have NO idea what you're even talking about and all you do is twist the word and use snippets of scripture to make it out like that one phrase, word or term you are focused on specifically pertains to what you are talking about. it doesn't never has and never will.
It's sad that you people actually call people "an ass" and "homosexual" and God only knows what else I have yet to read all the replies that you funny kool aid drinking trolls have posted. This isn't a Christian website and if it's a church I pray for a speedy disbanning of the whole organization.
The Bible says in the end times there will be "false prophets" and those who seek to destroy Gods people and his word and I think I have found one of the ring leaders of that prophetic scripture right here. You can't bully people and call them vulgar names and still have people look at you as Christians. That's just not how it works, nor is that how God Intended it to be. You can't just all bandwagon against people that have differing opinions or like in my case THE ACTUAL FACTS about a subject and profess to be doing so under the guise of being "Godly or even remotely "God Like" Jesus wasn't ugly like this to people or no one would have ever followed him. God is a vengeful yet Fair God , he would never just single people out like this and call them names or nit pick every single phrase or word they posted on some phony church forum. neither would the Islamic cartoons be allowed to be a part of any church or Christian forum. You are all delusional, and I really could care less if you give me a thousand of your crazy "penalty points" THIS IS NOT A SITE OF GOD BY GODLY PEOPLE OR FOR RELIGIOUS INTENT WHATSOEVER!!! if you want to be clowns why not just make a clown or troll website, why pick apart true Christian people just because they know more than you or know you are apparently all full of garbage and touting it all under the guise of a church and or "Christianity"? you people aren't Christians and while that may appear as a judgement it's not that is a fact and outright observation based on the names you people use and some of the terms that have been posted in reply to my very calm subtle statements of fact and truth.
God really is the only one that can judge you and I hope you all aren't drinking the same koolaid on Judgement day that you are now or there will be quite a few less "church" members entering into the kingdom of Heaven. Remember Matthew 7:21-23 Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’
Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’
You're welcome for the Godly reminder straight from the word you claim to learn, teach and preach from
Rev.James R Himes
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-17-2014, 04:19 AM
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You people have NO idea what you're even talking about and all you do is twist the word and use snippets of scripture to make it out like that one phrase, word or term you are focused on specifically pertains to what you are talking about. it doesn't never has and never will.
It's sad that you people actually call people "an ass" and "homosexual" and God only knows what else I have yet to read all the replies that you funny kool aid drinking trolls have posted. This isn't a Christian website and if it's a church I pray for a speedy disbanning of the whole organization.
The Bible says in the end times there will be "false prophets" and those who seek to destroy Gods people and his word and I think I have found one of the ring leaders of that prophetic scripture right here. You can't bully people and call them vulgar names and still have people look at you as Christians. That's just not how it works, nor is that how God Intended it to be. You can't just all bandwagon against people that have differing opinions or like in my case THE ACTUAL FACTS about a subject and profess to be doing so under the guise of being "Godly or even remotely "God Like" Jesus wasn't ugly like this to people or no one would have ever followed him. God is a vengeful yet Fair God , he would never just single people out like this and call them names or nit pick every single phrase or word they posted on some phony church forum. neither would the Islamic cartoons be allowed to be a part of any church or Christian forum. You are all delusional, and I really could care less if you give me a thousand of your crazy "penalty points" THIS IS NOT A SITE OF GOD BY GODLY PEOPLE OR FOR RELIGIOUS INTENT WHATSOEVER!!! if you want to be clowns why not just make a clown or troll website, why pick apart true Christian people just because they know more than you or know you are apparently all full of garbage and touting it all under the guise of a church and or "Christianity"? you people aren't Christians and while that may appear as a judgement it's not that is a fact and outright observation based on the names you people use and some of the terms that have been posted in reply to my very calm subtle statements of fact and truth.
God really is the only one that can judge you and I hope you all aren't drinking the same koolaid on Judgement day that you are now or there will be quite a few less "church" members entering into the kingdom of Heaven. Remember Matthew 7:21-23 Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’
Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’
You're welcome for the Godly reminder straight from the word you claim to learn, teach and preach from
Rev.James R Himes
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tl;dr
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-20-2014, 04:49 AM
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You people have NO idea what you're even talking about and all you do is twist the word and use snippets of scripture to make it out like that one phrase, word or term you are focused on specifically pertains to what you are talking about. it doesn't never has and never will.
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Hello, dear. Are you accusing us of misquoting the Bible? Please provide evidence for your claim.
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It's sad that you people actually call people "an ass" and "homosexual" and God only knows what else
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You know, Jesus was rude, too.
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I have yet to read all the replies that you funny kool aid drinking trolls have posted. This isn't a Christian website and if it's a church I pray for a speedy disbanning of the whole organization.
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And I'm praying that God allows our Church to continue its holy missions for many years to come. Let's wait and see whether God listens to your prayer or mine, shall we?
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The Bible says in the end times there will be "false prophets" and those who seek to destroy Gods people and his word and I think I have found one of the ring leaders of that prophetic scripture right here.
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Whom of us do you accuse of being a prophet? Where are the prophecies that such prophet would produce?
You are imagining things, dear. We do not add anything to the Word of God; we love it as it is and we want to share its timeless beauty with the entire world!
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You can't bully people and call them vulgar names and still have people look at you as Christians.
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So... it was OK for Jesus to call people "vipers" (Matthew 3:7), "swine" (Matthew 7:6), and fools (Matthew 23:17), but we shouldn't follow His example?
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That's just not how it works, nor is that how God Intended it to be. You can't just all bandwagon against people that have differing opinions or like in my case THE ACTUAL FACTS about a subject and profess to be doing so under the guise of being "Godly or even remotely "God Like"
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Would you care to share some evidence of your "actual facts?"
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Have you ever picked up a Bible, sweetie?
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God is a vengeful yet Fair God , he would never just single people out like this and call them names or nit pick every single phrase or word they posted on some phony church forum. neither would the Islamic cartoons be allowed to be a part of any church or Christian forum.
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Could you kindly support that claim with the Scripture?
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You are all delusional, and I really could care less if you give me a thousand of your crazy "penalty points" THIS IS NOT A SITE OF GOD BY GODLY PEOPLE OR FOR RELIGIOUS INTENT WHATSOEVER!!! if you want to be clowns why not just make a clown or troll website, why pick apart true Christian people just because they know more than you or know you are apparently all full of garbage and touting it all under the guise of a church and or "Christianity"? you people aren't Christians and while that may appear as a judgement it's not that is a fact and outright observation based on the names you people use and some of the terms that have been posted in reply to my very calm subtle statements of fact and truth.
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Thank you for the blessing of your persecution. Jesus told us that it would happen:
Luke 6:22 - Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you [from their company], and shall reproach [you], and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
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God really is the only one that can judge you and I hope you all aren't drinking the same koolaid on Judgement day that you are now or there will be quite a few less "church" members entering into the kingdom of Heaven. Remember Matthew 7:21-23 Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’
Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’
You're welcome for the Godly reminder straight from the word you claim to learn, teach and preach from
Rev.James R Himes
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So, tu sum your post up, you don't like that we read and follow the Holy Bible, and you think that God doesn't like that either. Given that we are the ones who follow the Bible to the letter, and you are imagining things which are not in the Bible, my bet is that YOU are a false prophet.
That certainly is part of God's plan - after all, it is Him who sends false prophets to deceive others:
Ezekiel 14:9 And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel.
I guess there is no point praying for you then.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-23-2014, 09:58 PM
VAPES ARE TOOLS OF SATAN
cannot BELIEVE any true christian would gal for this HELL TRASH
THIS POST IS DEFINITIVE PROOF THAT SATAN TRIES TO TRICK US ALL
SATAN IS TRYING TO TRICK YOU INTO HOMOSEXUALITY THROUGH VAPES
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09-24-2014, 08:36 PM
Oh my God, are you people really this piffleing stupid?
This forum is a joke right?
There is no way anyone is this stupid.
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09-24-2014, 08:41 PM
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Oh my God, are you people really this piffleing stupid?
This forum is a joke right?
There is no way anyone is this stupid.
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-25-2014, 12:25 AM
Is it just me, or is Daisy Mae showing her *** removed erotica ***in her pic?
Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 09-25-2014 at 12:46 AM.
Reason: Removed crude erotica.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-25-2014, 12:49 AM
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Is it just me, or is Daisy Mae showing her *** removed erotica ***in her pic?
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How about introducing yourself before leering at a True Christian™ woman who happens to be patiently engaged to Pastor Zeke.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-25-2014, 01:14 AM
Apologies Mr. Smyth,
I am Brother Of, I've been a member before my life began.
Now in this pic of her, there are two peculiarly placed dark spots, exactly where the good lord gave protrusions from the upper torso area to feed thy babies.
You're a homosexual if you can't see them.
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09-25-2014, 01:21 AM
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Apologies Mr. Smyth,
I am Brother Of, I've been a member before my life began.
Now in this pic of her, there are two peculiarly placed dark spots, exactly where the good lord gave protrusions from the upper torso area to feed thy babies.
Attachment 23659
You're a homosexual if you can't see them.
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Friend, I haven't been queer since I found Jesus and let Him come into my life.
Still working on that intro thread?
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-25-2014, 01:41 AM
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Friend, I haven't been queer since I found Jesus and let Him come into my life.
Still working on that intro thread?
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So I take your reply as "Yes, I see them too!"
Intro thread, where's that? I have searched my name, but am unable to locate such a thread.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-25-2014, 01:42 AM
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Intro thread, where's that? I have searched my name, but am unable to locate such a thread.
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-25-2014, 01:59 AM
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You're a homosexual if you can't see them.
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I can't see what you're talking about and I have never been a homosexual.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-25-2014, 02:14 AM
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I can't see what you're talking about and I have never been a homosexual.
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Yes Mary, but you're a self proclaimed Gusher, your special.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-25-2014, 02:23 AM
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Oh, I got a name, tag, and location change, and a medal from Mr. Smith... I guess he can't see them, and therefore is still homosexual.
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That's some.... interesting cause and effect you've got there, friend. Do you routinely make irrational connections between two completely unrelated facts and events, or only with regard to sex?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES -
09-25-2014, 02:52 AM
They're rational, and related.
James 1:26
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