Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!
Reload this Page Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas
THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS! Open for the CHRISTmas Season only.

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#21)
Old
Bobby-Joe's Avatar
Bobby-Joe Bobby-Joe is offline
Landover Security Superviser
Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years True Heterosexual™ True Christian Provider™ award 2008 Witch Hunt Award Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Lord’s Witness Wound Tagging for Jesus Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Punched the most queers Ex-Masturbator True Christian Justice of the Peace Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Home Schooled Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Super Soaker Baptism Award Tell her once Silver Tither Gunfest '07 Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 18,555
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 11:27 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joseph Ibrahim cohen View Post
As I said in my previous post, the bible itself shows says that Jesus is in fact Satan !

Plus The messiah is supposed to save us all. Isn't he ?
But see how twisted and wicked the world has became these days, I can see the demon influence everywhere. Because Christians are giving him strength and power by praying him thought the image of Jesus !

And since the day when you sinners accepted the evil in your church, god is not helping the humanity anymore, disgusted by your actions and your satanism !

See before Jesus, the Egyptians tried to slave his children, he sent them the plagues and killed their children .But when nazis burnt us, millions by millions he did not interfere, because satan has grown too strong.

And all of this is caused by you Christians and Christmas !!!

We need to burn all Jesus representations and repent if we want the real messiah to save us all once for all !!
Friend,

I am about to ban you for abusing The Bible. You can't just string separate Bible quotes together to justify some utterly absurd position. As a TRUE Christian I have to scoff at what you have soon. You do that and you can use the Bible to come up with any old silly nonsense.

What is next, talking animals?

Consider yourself rebuked Joesph.



Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

Hot Must ReadThreads!


Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
(#22)
Old
SUV's Avatar
SUV SUV is offline
True Christian™ Princess
The Driving Force behind RA12
Have at it, anytime!

Long service medal, 1st class One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Ribfest '08 True Christian™ Saved 5 Years Saved 10 Years Best Pie True Christian Lady Real American™ Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Born again virgin Persecuted Christian Love Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork True Republican Princess

 
Posts: 11,024
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: At the Gift Exchange Counter
SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 11:44 PM

Hate Christmas?

And I thought the Cohens were supposed to be the smart jewelry
(#23)
Old
Humongous's Avatar
Humongous Humongous is offline
Ms. Sham Wow 2011
Forum Member

Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Virgin Friend of Jesus True Christian Beauty Eats the Most Pork Most Obedient True Republican

 
Posts: 263
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Defeated, TN
Humongous has bribed people to get these reputation points.Humongous has bribed people to get these reputation points.Humongous has bribed people to get these reputation points.Humongous has bribed people to get these reputation points.Humongous has bribed people to get these reputation points.Humongous has bribed people to get these reputation points.Humongous has bribed people to get these reputation points.Humongous has bribed people to get these reputation points.Humongous has bribed people to get these reputation points.Humongous has bribed people to get these reputation points.Humongous has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 11:57 PM

well, it's like what daddy (RIP) always used to tell me, "theys only 3 things whats certain in this life: Death, Taxes, and HEBREWS!"

Yours in Christ,
Lori H.


Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."
(#24)
Old
Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson's Avatar
Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson is offline
Pastor of Praise and Worship
A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
True Christian™

True Christian™ Friend of Jesus Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Tell her once Christian Love Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Punched the most queers Teabag Patriot TC Bravery Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Tithing Manager Gunfest '09 Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Pastor of GOD Senior Pastor The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Persecuted Mission to Japan Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork Outreach preacher Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Flat Earth True Christian Provider™ award Jailed for JESUS Ex-liberal 2010 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Truck Stop Ministry Member True Christian™ Cowboy Anti-sodomy

 
Posts: 3,891
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Being led by the Spirit.
Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-08-2011, 12:01 AM

I'm going to move this thread to "The War on Christmas" as a perfect example of the persecution we Christians suffer at the hands of the Jews.
(#25)
Old
Rev. M. Rodimer's Avatar
Rev. M. Rodimer Rev. M. Rodimer is offline
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member

One Year/1000 posts Gunfest '07 True Christian™ Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager Long service medal, 3rd class Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Mission to Australia Pastor of GOD Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Ex-Masturbator Ex-Masturbator 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Public Awareness Medal True Republican Eats the Most Pork Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Christian Love Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. M. Rodimer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-08-2011, 12:26 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yapyapyapyappity52 View Post
It was Long And Didnt Make Sense
Much like your existence.

Only long.


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
(#26)
Old
Voll_EQ Voll_EQ is offline
Forum Member
 
Posts: 149
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Denmarkistan (unfortunly)
Voll_EQ has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Voll_EQ has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Voll_EQ has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Voll_EQ has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Voll_EQ has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Voll_EQ has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.
Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-08-2011, 05:49 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
Much like your existence.

Only long.
Real cleaver, Read every word of that too

(He dont get it? hes even worse to understand Gods own language than me, he only speak ? )
(#27)
Old
JennaFutbol's Avatar
JennaFutbol JennaFutbol is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 7
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: The US
JennaFutbol is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Lightbulb Why do you hate Christmas? - 12-08-2011, 06:50 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
Can anyone make a head nor tail of what this oddball joo is saying?
Unfortunately yes... Something about Latin translations not matching up.

The thing is though, Jesus fulfilled the requirements for the Messiah set down by the prophets, for example Matthew 11:5 fulfilled multiple requirements in the Old Testament/Jewish scriptures/whatever you guys call it. Isaiah 35:5 illustrates 2 in the prophecies, but there are many more examples. Your entire argument is flimsy. Yes, Christmas is a tradition taken from Germany. But, you Jews basically copied Christmas. You give gifts at Hanukkah because your kids were mad they didnt get Christmas. Yes, there is the whole story of the long-lasting oil, clearly God's work, but why give gifts and such then? Simple. Your people were Jealous of Christians having Christmas.

Praise Jesus!


Mark 12:30-31 30 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. 31 And the second is like, namely this, oThou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.
(#28)
Old
Georgina Georgina is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
 
Posts: 72
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: dutifully next to my husband, as his obedient wife.
Georgina has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Georgina has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Georgina has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Georgina has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Georgina has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Georgina has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.
Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-15-2011, 09:35 PM

this "Rabbi" is obviously just an atheist troll, why would someone go on the LBC forums to troll? seems so pointless...


determined to become a good Christian housewife!
(#29)
Old
Yapyapyapyappity52 Yapyapyapyappity52 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 13
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Stuck On The Roof
Yapyapyapyappity52 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-17-2011, 10:03 AM

[QUOTE=Only long. [/QUOTE]


Thats What She Said


This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture only.--ADMIN
(#30)
Old
Voll_EQ Voll_EQ is offline
Forum Member
 
Posts: 149
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Denmarkistan (unfortunly)
Voll_EQ has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Voll_EQ has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Voll_EQ has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Voll_EQ has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Voll_EQ has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Voll_EQ has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.
Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-17-2011, 10:31 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yapyapyapyappity52 View Post
[ QUOTE=Only long. [/QUOTE ]Thats What She Said
Makes no sence at all
 

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved