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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:00 PM
You're not much of a listener, are you? Regardless, we've seen your rebellion before and are confident that Jesus will eventually fill you with His mighty love. It's only a matter of time.
Meanwhile, I'm not oppossed to giving you more warning points. (It's called tough love, and you need it.)
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:03 PM
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If God didn't want me to think for myself, then why did he give me a brain capable of it? If all he wanted was for women to be a Stepford wives, he coud have accomplished by just giving women basic motor skills.
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HE gave you a brain so you could make a choice. HE wants you to chose to be a "Stepford Wife" because you love HIM. The choice is all that your brain is good for. Think of it; what is your mind in comparisons to Gods? You need to trust in HIM because only HE has THE TRUTH.
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04-26-2007, 04:16 PM
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HE gave you a brain so you could make a choice. HE wants you to chose to be a "Stepford Wife" because you love HIM. The choice is all that your brain is good for.
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Praise Jesus. Ms. Phoenix seems to think Our Lord is some kind of cruel taskmaster when all He is trying to do is get her to make one simple intelligent decision while taking into account the adverse mental capacity of a woman. It's not like He's asking her to fix a truck or something.
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04-26-2007, 04:16 PM
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I don't think that Jesus saw women the same way LBC does.
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Where does Jesus say that? Can you show me the verses?
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My question exactly.
You can "think" Jesus had three heads, twelve legs, and scales, but your perverted fantasies mean nothing to us OR to Him.
Demonstrate in the Bible why you "think" Jesus saw women differently.
I eagerly await your response.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:18 PM
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HE gave you a brain so you could make a choice. HE wants you to chose to be a "Stepford Wife" because you love HIM. The choice is all that your brain is good for. Think of it; what is your mind in comparisons to Gods? You need to trust in HIM because only HE has THE TRUTH.
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Your words are so true, Brother Bobby J. I feel inspired just reading them.
I was perplexed, though, on where Miss Phoenix's hatred of God comes from. And then it dawned on me: She has a barren womb! Her life of animalistic lust and perversity has left her privates scarred, disease-infected and inoperative. The horrible things that she says on our Holy Board are only a reflection of how dead she feels inside, now that she's unable to conceive.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:25 PM
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My duty is to Jesus. I'm not a slave to the passions and lusts of this world. I live in humbled silence and awe at the magnificence of Our Saviour. You have done nothing but try and tempt me with that gaping maw between your legs and I have remained firm in the faith. You should try another forum 'ho.
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Brother, this is truly inspirational. Never have I heard you so eloquently declaim your adoration for our Saviour and complete submission to His penetrating and fulfilling love.
PRAISE!
p.s. Do you think Phony-Risible is nappy-headed?
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:28 PM
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HE gave you a brain so you could make a choice. HE wants you to chose to be a "Stepford Wife" because you love HIM. The choice is all that your brain is good for. Think of it; what is your mind in comparisons to Gods? You need to trust in HIM because only HE has THE TRUTH.
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I'm sorry, but that still doesn't make any sense. Why would he want me to choose to live in a way that would make me utterly miserable?
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04-26-2007, 04:33 PM
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Praise Jesus. Ms. Phoenix seems to think Our Lord is some kind of cruel taskmaster when all He is trying to do is get her to make one simple intelligent decision while taking into account the adverse mental capacity of a woman.
Women are every bit as intelligent as men.
It's not like He's asking her to fix a truck or something.
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Depending on what needs to be done, I can. Oil and filter changes, replacing bulbs and wiper blades, changing tires, replacing belts and hoses - those sorts of basic things I can do - and it's a lot more economical than paying a mechanic to do it for me. I can't overhaul an engine, but if I wanted to, I could certainly learn how.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:33 PM
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I'm sorry, but that still doesn't make any sense. Why would he want me to choose to live in a way that would make me utterly miserable?
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He wants you to live in a way that demonstrates your complete and unquestioning obedience to Him!
It is only through obeying His every Word, continually praising, worshipping, and serving Him with infinite trust and faith for all time, that you can receive the Unconditional Love of Jesus, and dwell in the bliss of unthinking servitude for all eternity!
You wish only for carnal lusts and temporal pleasures. You think not of your eternal happiness. No, you wish to enjoy the here and now, regardless of the suffering you cause Jesus by not loving, worshipping, and servicing Him to completion in your every action!
Why are you Hellbound? Because you hate Jesus so much that you refuse to sacrifice the slightest worldly comfort for His sake!
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:34 PM
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I'm sorry, but that still doesn't make any sense. Why would he want me to choose to live in a way that would make me utterly miserable?
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Phoenix my friend, it is not about this life, it is about were will you be in the next life. Do the good thing (as God defines it) and you will live life eternal with HIM in Heaven and know TRUE love.
What is eighty years of utter, degrading misery in comparison of an eternity of bliss?
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:35 PM
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I'm sorry, but that still doesn't make any sense. Why would he want me to choose to live in a way that would make me utterly miserable?
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I'm not a christian but I've asked this question before and they'll tell you because thats the way God wants it. Something to do with Eve, I think. Don't worry someone will give you a bible verse.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:36 PM
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My question exactly.
You can "think" Jesus had three heads, twelve legs, and scales, but your perverted fantasies mean nothing to us OR to Him.
Demonstrate in the Bible why you "think" Jesus saw women differently.
I eagerly await your response.
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Who was the first person the Bible says he appeared to after the resurrection? A woman - the men were all in hiding. If women are so inferior, then why didn't he conceal himself from her, and appear to the 11 first?
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:40 PM
I see you very conveniently missed my post with Biblical evidence, so I'll post it again.
It is Jesus will, and there can be no doubt about it.
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Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children;
And thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Genesis 3:16
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife,
Nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Exodus 20:17
^ This verse also shows that women belong to their husbands. ("Any thing that is thy neighbour's.")
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ;
And the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
1 Corinthians 11:3
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
1 Timothy 2:15
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If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:41 PM
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Your words are so true, Brother Bobby J. I feel inspired just reading them.
I was perplexed, though, on where Miss Phoenix's hatred of God comes from. And then it dawned on me: She has a barren womb! Her life of animalistic lust and perversity has left her privates scarred, disease-infected and inoperative. The horrible things that she says on our Holy Board are only a reflection of how dead she feels inside, now that she's unable to conceive.
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Wrong again. I choose not to conceive.
I'm glad that I did not have any children with my philandering first husband, and neither my husband not I want to start having babies at this stage of our lives.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:43 PM
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Depending on what needs to be done, I can. Oil and filter changes, replacing bulbs and wiper blades, changing tires, replacing belts and hoses - those sorts of basic things I can do
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So you're a dyke. Do you want to start a separate thread or should we discuss this here?
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04-26-2007, 04:45 PM
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So you're a dyke. Do you want to start a separate thread or should we discuss this here?
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No, I'm straight. I just like being able to do things for myself. What's wrong with that?
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:45 PM
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Wrong again. I choose not to conceive.
I'm glad that I did not have any children with my philandering first husband, and neither my husband not I want to start having babies at this stage of our lives.
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But Jesus turning unto them said, Daughters of Jerusalem, weep not for me, but weep for yourselves, and for your children.
For, behold, the days are coming, in the which they shall say, Blessed are the barren, and the wombs that never bare, and the paps which never gave suck.
Luke 23:28-29
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
I see you very conveniently missed my post with Biblical evidence, so I'll post it again.
It is Jesus will, and there can be no doubt about it.
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Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children;
And thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Genesis 3:16
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife,
Nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Exodus 20:17
^ This verse also shows that women belong to their husbands. ("Any thing that is thy neighbour's.")
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ;
And the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
1 Corinthians 11:3
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
1 Timothy 2:15[/quote]
I asked where JESUS said that women were lesser beings than men.
Genesis and Exodus were written before he was born. The letters to the church at Corinth and to Timothy were written by Paul long after Jesus died.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:50 PM
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Who was the first person the Bible says he appeared to after the resurrection? A woman. If women are so inferior, then why didn't he conceal himself from her, and appear to the 11 first?
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Maybe He was looking for something to eat.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 04:55 PM
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But Jesus turning unto them said, Daughters of Jerusalem, weep not for me, but weep for yourselves, and for your children.
For, behold, the days are coming, in the which they shall say, Blessed are the barren, and the wombs that never bare, and the paps which never gave suck.
Luke 23:28-29
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I don't wanbt kids. My husband does not want kids. To bring kids into a family where they are not wanted would truly be a sin.
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