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Re: Countries We Should Nuke? -
04-23-2013, 06:12 AM
Now we really have a reason to bomb the Czech republic!
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05-01-2013, 10:10 PM
If Hollywood was a country we should nuke it into a fiery ash.....I withdraw that, we should nuke it anyway.
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Re: Countries We Should Nuke? -
07-06-2013, 06:44 AM
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God tells us to Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God
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In this case every city in the world would have to get nuked, which means everybody on this forum would have to die to.
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07-06-2013, 11:04 AM
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In this case every city in the world would have to get nuked, which means everybody on this forum would have to die to.
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13 Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms.
14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
15a And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up;
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Re: Countries We Should Nuke? -
07-17-2013, 11:34 PM
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I've been hoping for many years now that we get a decent upstanding True Christian President, who's gonna want to Nuke a whole mess of Countries that God hates!
I know if I was President, the first thing I'd do would be to recall all out troops, and drop a huge payload on all those raghead camel-rapist pedophile-worshippers over in Afghanistan. Let's face facts here, God HATES followers of other religions, and wants them UTTERLY wiped out. In Deuteronomy 13:13-19, God tells us to Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God! So what would he think of an ENTIRE COUNTRY who worships a child-rapist like Mohammad??
I'd probably also want to Nuke Japan. Like, didn't we drop an atom bomb on those slant-eyed little monkeys a while back? It obviously didnt do them any good, cos they're still worshipping that fat little buddah guy.
I'd also want to Nuke Australia. Anyone else got any ideas? Let's get a list going.
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In Deuteronomy 13:13-19 God is telling the Israelites to wipe out the cites, not Christians as a whole, so we should not nuke every other country because if there were True Christians living there, then God would not be very happy with what you have done. And you are saying that All people in japan worship Buddha, and not everyone there does. and the reason the U.S.A. nuked Japan in WWII was to end the war. not to make them stop worshiping Buddha.
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Re: Countries We Should Nuke? -
07-17-2013, 11:52 PM
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In Deuteronomy 13:13-19 God is telling the Israelites to wipe out the cites, not Christians as a whole, so we should not nuke every other country because if there were True Christians living there, then God would not be very happy with what you have done. And you are saying that All people in japan worship Buddha, and not everyone there does. and the reason the U.S.A. nuked Japan in WWII was to end the war. not to make them stop worshiping Buddha.
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How does that make sense? Really, you may as well say Jesus did not rise from the the dead.
Is that really what you mean?
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
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Re: Countries We Should Nuke? -
07-18-2013, 04:44 AM
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How does that make sense? Really, you may as well say Jesus did not rise from the the dead.
Is that really what you mean?
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Re: Countries We Should Nuke? -
07-23-2013, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy
Friends,
I've been hoping for many years now that we get a decent upstanding True Christian President, who's gonna want to Nuke a whole mess of Countries that God hates!
I know if I was President, the first thing I'd do would be to recall all out troops, and drop a huge payload on all those raghead camel-rapist pedophile-worshippers over in Afghanistan. Let's face facts here, God HATES followers of other religions, and wants them UTTERLY wiped out. In Deuteronomy 13:13-19, God tells us to Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God! So what would he think of an ENTIRE COUNTRY who worships a child-rapist like Mohammad??
I'd probably also want to Nuke Japan. Like, didn't we drop an atom bomb on those slant-eyed little monkeys a while back? It obviously didnt do them any good, cos they're still worshipping that fat little buddah guy.
I'd also want to Nuke Australia. Anyone else got any ideas? Let's get a list going.
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first off, the Japanese follow a religion known as Shintoism (aka Buddhism, shows how uneducated you are). Second, in the bible killing others is a sin and thus you are a hypocrite.
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Re: Countries We Should Nuke? -
07-23-2013, 04:13 AM
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first off, the Japanese follow a religion known as Shintoism (aka Buddhism, shows how uneducated you are). Second, in the bible killing others is a sin and thus you are a hypocrite.
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Hogwash. At times, the LORD justly commands killing (Deuteronomy 13:13-19), rape (Judges 21:10-24), and child trafficking (Exodus 21:7-11), all without the burden of being sinful.
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Re: Countries We Should Nuke? -
07-31-2013, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Hogwash. At times, the LORD justly commands killing (Deuteronomy 13:13-19), rape (Judges 21:10-24), and child trafficking (Exodus 21:7-11), all without the burden of being sinful.
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This is a simple question, once we nuke one country, that country and every other country nukes us. (Presuming that country has nukes and we had little reason to nuke them.)
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Re: Countries We Should Nuke? -
07-31-2013, 05:13 AM
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This is a simple question, once we nuke one country, that country and every other country nukes us. (Presuming that country has nukes and we had little reason to nuke them.)
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That was not a question, simple or otherwise.
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Re: Countries We Should Nuke? -
07-31-2013, 05:46 AM
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...Presuming that country has nukes and we had little reason to nuke them.)
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That's why you only nuke countries that don't have nukes, like Canada, those bastards.
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Re: Countries We Should Nuke? -
07-31-2013, 10:12 AM
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Have you any idea how much worse than a nuke Jesus will be when He returns? We're talking Gigadeath s
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Re: Countries We Should Nuke? -
07-31-2013, 05:47 PM
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This is a simple question, once we nuke one country, that country and every other country nukes us. (Presuming that country has nukes and we had little reason to nuke them.)
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It's obvious from your question that they really aren't teaching much in the schools these days.
Once other countries try to nuke us (assuming they have mutual defense treaties - sort of like how WWI got started), we will in turn nuke them as well. This is called MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) - a theory that was devised shortly after the nuclear bomb was invented, and claimed by its proponents to have kept the world from erupting into nuclear war since that time.
Of course all this "theory" is predicated on the assumption that everyone is motivated by some notion of self-preservation - which in the case of the mooselimbs is questionable. On the one hand the prospect of millions of them being instantly transformed into martyrs and rewarded with virgins might be compelling, it would deprive them of the return of the world wide caliphate as commanded by their silly koran. So far I haven't seen any mooselimb clergy issuing any fatwas establishing any priority in this regard - they only continue to pack their shoes, pressure cookers, genitals, and rectums with conventional explosives.
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Re: Countries We Should Nuke? -
07-31-2013, 11:17 PM
I think we should nuke lebanon
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Re: Countries We Should Nuke? -
07-31-2013, 11:33 PM
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I think we should nuke lebanon
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Why?
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