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Default Re: Countries We Should Nuke? - 04-23-2013, 06:12 AM

Now we really have a reason to bomb the Czech republic!


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Default Re: Countries We Should Nuke? - 05-01-2013, 10:10 PM

If Hollywood was a country we should nuke it into a fiery ash.....I withdraw that, we should nuke it anyway.
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Default Re: Countries We Should Nuke? - 07-06-2013, 06:44 AM

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God tells us to Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God
In this case every city in the world would have to get nuked, which means everybody on this forum would have to die to.
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In this case every city in the world would have to get nuked, which means everybody on this forum would have to die to.
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Exclamation Re: Countries We Should Nuke? - 07-17-2013, 11:34 PM

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I've been hoping for many years now that we get a decent upstanding True Christian President, who's gonna want to Nuke a whole mess of Countries that God hates!

I know if I was President, the first thing I'd do would be to recall all out troops, and drop a huge payload on all those raghead camel-rapist pedophile-worshippers over in Afghanistan. Let's face facts here, God HATES followers of other religions, and wants them UTTERLY wiped out. In Deuteronomy 13:13-19, God tells us to Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God! So what would he think of an ENTIRE COUNTRY who worships a child-rapist like Mohammad??

I'd probably also want to Nuke Japan. Like, didn't we drop an atom bomb on those slant-eyed little monkeys a while back? It obviously didnt do them any good, cos they're still worshipping that fat little buddah guy.

I'd also want to Nuke Australia. Anyone else got any ideas? Let's get a list going.

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In Deuteronomy 13:13-19 God is telling the Israelites to wipe out the cites, not Christians as a whole, so we should not nuke every other country because if there were True Christians living there, then God would not be very happy with what you have done. And you are saying that All people in japan worship Buddha, and not everyone there does. and the reason the U.S.A. nuked Japan in WWII was to end the war. not to make them stop worshiping Buddha.
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Default Re: Countries We Should Nuke? - 07-17-2013, 11:52 PM

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In Deuteronomy 13:13-19 God is telling the Israelites to wipe out the cites, not Christians as a whole, so we should not nuke every other country because if there were True Christians living there, then God would not be very happy with what you have done. And you are saying that All people in japan worship Buddha, and not everyone there does. and the reason the U.S.A. nuked Japan in WWII was to end the war. not to make them stop worshiping Buddha.
How does that make sense? Really, you may as well say Jesus did not rise from the the dead.

Is that really what you mean?

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How does that make sense? Really, you may as well say Jesus did not rise from the the dead.

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Default Re: Countries We Should Nuke? - 07-23-2013, 04:07 AM

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Friends,

I've been hoping for many years now that we get a decent upstanding True Christian President, who's gonna want to Nuke a whole mess of Countries that God hates!

I know if I was President, the first thing I'd do would be to recall all out troops, and drop a huge payload on all those raghead camel-rapist pedophile-worshippers over in Afghanistan. Let's face facts here, God HATES followers of other religions, and wants them UTTERLY wiped out. In Deuteronomy 13:13-19, God tells us to Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God! So what would he think of an ENTIRE COUNTRY who worships a child-rapist like Mohammad??

I'd probably also want to Nuke Japan. Like, didn't we drop an atom bomb on those slant-eyed little monkeys a while back? It obviously didnt do them any good, cos they're still worshipping that fat little buddah guy.

I'd also want to Nuke Australia. Anyone else got any ideas? Let's get a list going.

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first off, the Japanese follow a religion known as Shintoism (aka Buddhism, shows how uneducated you are). Second, in the bible killing others is a sin and thus you are a hypocrite.
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first off, the Japanese follow a religion known as Shintoism (aka Buddhism, shows how uneducated you are). Second, in the bible killing others is a sin and thus you are a hypocrite.
Hogwash. At times, the LORD justly commands killing (Deuteronomy 13:13-19), rape (Judges 21:10-24), and child trafficking (Exodus 21:7-11), all without the burden of being sinful.


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Default Re: Countries We Should Nuke? - 07-31-2013, 04:39 AM

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Hogwash. At times, the LORD justly commands killing (Deuteronomy 13:13-19), rape (Judges 21:10-24), and child trafficking (Exodus 21:7-11), all without the burden of being sinful.
This is a simple question, once we nuke one country, that country and every other country nukes us. (Presuming that country has nukes and we had little reason to nuke them.)


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This is a simple question, once we nuke one country, that country and every other country nukes us. (Presuming that country has nukes and we had little reason to nuke them.)
That was not a question, simple or otherwise.

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...Presuming that country has nukes and we had little reason to nuke them.)
That's why you only nuke countries that don't have nukes, like Canada, those bastards.


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This is a simple question, once we nuke one country, that country and every other country nukes us. (Presuming that country has nukes and we had little reason to nuke them.)
It's obvious from your question that they really aren't teaching much in the schools these days.

Once other countries try to nuke us (assuming they have mutual defense treaties - sort of like how WWI got started), we will in turn nuke them as well. This is called MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) - a theory that was devised shortly after the nuclear bomb was invented, and claimed by its proponents to have kept the world from erupting into nuclear war since that time.

Of course all this "theory" is predicated on the assumption that everyone is motivated by some notion of self-preservation - which in the case of the mooselimbs is questionable. On the one hand the prospect of millions of them being instantly transformed into martyrs and rewarded with virgins might be compelling, it would deprive them of the return of the world wide caliphate as commanded by their silly koran. So far I haven't seen any mooselimb clergy issuing any fatwas establishing any priority in this regard - they only continue to pack their shoes, pressure cookers, genitals, and rectums with conventional explosives.


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Default Re: Countries We Should Nuke? - 07-31-2013, 11:17 PM

I think we should nuke lebanon
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Default Re: Countries We Should Nuke? - 07-31-2013, 11:33 PM

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I think we should nuke lebanon
Why?

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