This is a new lovely song of mine, intended for children and families, a modified version of an old vile fluffy bunny "Christian" song
Jesus loves True Christian™ children
But not all children of the world
Muslims, Mormons, Hindoos, Joos
They're not precious in His sight
Jesus doesn't love all the children in the world
Whether you're True Christian™ or not
It matters alot to Him
He remembers what you do
So watch out and do not sin or He will send you straight to Hell
Jesus loves True Christian™ children
But not all children of the world
Buddhist, Catholics, Presbyterians and Lutherans
They're not precious in His sight
Jesus doesn't love all the children in the world
If your religion is the wrong one
You should forgive Him and repent
He knows what you think and dream, so watch out and do not sin
And we should dash the little ones against the stones!
Jesus loves True Christian™ children
But not all children of the world
Jehovah Witless, Pentecosts, Amnish and Sikhs
They're not precious in His sight
Jesus doesn't love all the children in the world
All around the world tonight
Only His True Christian™ children rest assured
That He will watch and He will keep us
And send all the other children straight to Hell!
Jesus loves True Christian™ children
But not all children of the world
Orthodoxes, Swedenborgians, Satanists and 7th Day Adventists
They're not precious in His sight
Jesus doesn't love all the children in the world