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Default Re: Should I Sell my Wife or Become a Eunuch? - 10-07-2012, 09:28 PM
Brother B4G, it occurred to me just now that there's no reason you couldn't do BOTH! Why not become a eunuch AND sell your wife?

After all, even as a eunuch, your wife could still put Viagra in your food and force you to have anal sex with her while you're asleep.

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Default Re: Should I Sell my Wife or Become a Eunuch? - 11-16-2012, 03:26 AM
Who exactly would you sell your wife to? I thought marriage was a sacred bond and you had to stick with your spouse 'through sickness and in health'. Not to mention human trafficking is illegal. Wouldn't you be scared the man you sell her to won't treat her right? I mean, if you married her you must care about her, right? I think I would be too conflicted to make up my mind but I wish you the best with whatever you choose.
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Default Re: Should I Sell my Wife or Become a Eunuch? - 11-16-2012, 03:36 AM
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Who exactly would you sell your wife to? I thought marriage was a sacred bond and you had to stick with your spouse 'through sickness and in health'. Not to mention human trafficking is illegal. Wouldn't you be scared the man you sell her to won't treat her right? I mean, if you married her you must care about her, right? I think I would be too conflicted to make up my mind but I wish you the best with whatever you choose.
I would sell her to whatever man I deemed fit. She is no longer useful for sex, so she's only worth half what a young woman of childbearing age would be. Still, times are tough.

You do know that the Bible, on which this country's family values and definition of marriage are based, fully endorses the right of men to sell their women as property, right?

I am not sure where you got that "in sickness and in health" bit from, but the Bible says when you're done with them, women may be sold.

I don't care how the man I sell her to treats her. She's his property from the point of sale on.


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